I don’t think we have to worry about lagging beer sales after all. Thanks to TikTok people are apparently using suds for suntan lotion. In addition to increasing the risk of skin cancer, it’s gross and smelly. It can also block pores and make you more susceptible to heat stroke. For the love of all you hold dear use sunscreen at the beach!
What are you doing and drinking this weekend, Deadsplinters?
you know what lager is really really good at?
attracting wasps….good luck with that
at least back when a good chunk of people were coating themselves in olive oil to tan quicker they werent being wasp magnets……still stupid tho
no weekend plans here…..got some walkabouts to do…tomorow is warm and sunny…so..ill be disappearing off in to the forest where the shade and the wild bun buns live
also….its saturday…so i need to swing by the farmers market for my fresh baked sexy bread….probably some olive and pepper baguettes and a bigly olive ciabatta
A waste of beer! Wild bun buns and fresh baked bread sounds like a great weekend.
This photo reminds me of the photos I’ve been seeing all week on slack. A coworker is in Jamaica at a Sandals resort and she had been sharing beautiful scenery and drunken revelry.
Lucky her. I’m going to the beach in October. But not Jamaica. ☹️
i was at the beach earlier….sandy lake beach for doggos….good fun watching them go nuts in shallow water
tried it yesterday too….but walked into the entire dutch army doing a bigly training excersize….decided doubling back was the smarter course of action for that one
(fairly common occurence actually…as the forest and lake i haunt are a military training ground)
Do they get mad, or is just like another day at the office for them?
the army?…they only get mad if you’re an idiot
rules of the area are that you are free to enter during the daylight
provided you dont make a mess or take anything
and long as you dont get in the way of training operations
they are no trouble at all if you dont get in the way…..this one being a really big lots of soldiers excersize made me think getting out of the way meant getting out of the area
after dark the forest is off limits….not sure why…not inclined to find out the hard way
Fanny loved to play in the surf. Steer clear of the soldiers!
Sunlight makes beer in clear bottles like Corona go skunky, so pouring it all over you has that going for it too.
It would be so gross. 🤢
I’ve done a bunch of “sunscreen” orally & my insides have never been sunburned so maybe it works? TikTok is the stupidest of all social media and that says a bunch. Ok, except for Truth and anywhere the white supremacist crowd is. It’s feeling like a beer kind of night, very warm. Tomorrow we are going to take the bikes out and ride to a brewery or two. I need to get my wife’s mind in a better place. Sunshine, biking and beer should do the trick.
Must work with bourbon too, lol.
I really like TikTok. Like everything on the internet it has its pros and cons. But I would never take medical advice from any social media platform!
As someone who has the skin chemistry to attract all the mosquitoes, biting flies, etc, the idea of adding beer just seems like a recipe for even more bug bites. Possibly from drunken bugs.
Right? Way to take an already bad idea(tanning) and make it even worse!