The Curly Fry Vodka is distilled with cayenne, paprika, onion and garlic. The Crinkle Fry Vodka is “a subtle tribute to its namesake, made with real kosher salt and sugar to honor the rich tradition of salted potato shapes,” according to a press release.
I might drink this…if I ran out of sterno. I like flavored alcohol as much as the next guy.* But this is going too far. What’s next, Deadsplinters, McRib Bourbon? Pork-infused Skeeter’s Reserve with a whiff of BBQ sauce and the taste of self-loathing. Chik-fil-A Gin? Tvarscki Gin with notes of chicken, pickle, mayo, and the
stink bouquet of homophobia.
Serve up your nightmare fast food beer, liquor, or cocktail in the comment section. And before you ask, yes, there is a pizza cocktail.