Happy Hour [19/2/21]

I need a drink.

The world’s oldest large-scale brewery has been unearthed in the southern Egyptian city of Sohag. I’m not a beer drinker, but I’ve always been fond of mythology and became curious about Egyptian beer deities. There’s not much information about the goddess of brewing, Tjenenet. But there’s a great story about beer. During the Destruction of Mankind, Ra unleashes the lioness warrior goddess Sekmet on humans, who goes on a killing spree ripping apart and drinking the blood of everyone in her path. To stop her before there is no one left to worship them, Sekmet is tricked into drinking beer dyed red, believing it to be blood. She gets drunk, passes out, and wakens as Hathor, the gentle cow goddess. The Tekh Festival, or Feast of Drunkenness, was held in her honor. That reminded me of the bacchanals of Dionysus, and his wild followers, the Maenads, who were said to tear apart men and beasts, devouring them in their wine-drunk rituals.

So, this is my question for you Deadsplinters, who wins in a bar brawl, Sekmet

or the Maenads?

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23 Comments

  1. well…much as hollywood likes to disagree….one vs many only ever ends one way
    so sucks for sekmet…but its gonna be the maenads
    tho im sure she’ll kick arse and take names on the way to the inevitable
    anyhoos…a feast of drunkenness sounds good to me about now 🙂

    • i mean.iguess if she has godess powers to just knock everyone the fuck out..she’d win
       but in a straight fight….no wai
      fighting one on one its pretty damn hard to dodge blows
      more than one on one…. you are pretty fucked
      (source i used to box…….i also learnt a dude twice your weight will kick your ass if he connects with anything)

    • But could Sekhmet turn people to stone, like Medusa? The Better Half and I can do that to each other. In normal times when we’d have people over Better Half would get on this stemwinder “and the weird thing is Mattie—” [We’d make eye contact] “never mind, does anyone need a drink?” “I know. Better Half has this habit of—” [we’d make eye contact] “never mind. Does anyone need a drink?”

  2. I always thought the Maenads sounded like the most fun women could have in ancient Greece. 

    Drinking, partying, tearing men limb from limb. Sounds like a fantastic fucking time to me. 

      • Okay let’s get drunk and have a good old fashioned fun time. 

        Couple of ground rules though.

        We’re only tearing people limb from limb who meet a few sets of conditions, including but not limited to:

        anti-maskers

        anti-vaxxers

        white supremacists

        people who get ridiculously mad at retail or restaurant workers and have hissy fits and scream at them

  3. at first I was thinking the Maenads, since Sekmet is defeated with alcohol, and alcohol just gets the Maenads started. 
    But then, as others have mentioned, Sekmet being a goddess, she kinda outclasses a bunch of drunken humans.  That’s kinda like a who would win: an M1 Abrams tank with unlimited ammo/fuel, or a 100 kids on bikes with nerf guns and whiffle-ball bats…

    • She is a goddess but the maenads aren’t merely drunk humans. They are in the throes of a divine Dionysian madness. There’s a bit of the supernatural in their revels. One on one they wouldn’t stand a chance against the Egyptian but as a group, maybe.

      • eh, point taken.  I guess we can upgrade the kids to pretty-fit adults, and give them crowbars and 9mm handguns…
        I just feel like there are “tiers”, and typical humans are on like floor one of a sky scraper, a few percent of humans that are just naturally gifted or really well trained are on like floors 3-5 or something, and then there are some exceptional individuals that may be up on the 10th floor.  Then you’ve got mythological heroes, who are probably from floors 10-30 or so.  Maybe even 50-100 for those with divine lineage.  And we can’t build skyscrapers big enough to house the gods/goddesses…

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