Happy Hour [20/5/22]

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20/5/22 farscythe 16

happy weekend deadsplinter! may you all have a relaxing and wonderful time of it

anyways…cousin matty told me its worldwide bee day

now…i really dont know anything about bees other than that we will all go extinct when they do and that nicolas cage doesnt like them much

well…and that they make honey….so…i dont have anything to say about that really…yay bees!

really im just going to take this moment to hand in my resignation letter from making planned posts here….i can’t seem to do it…really…theres no shortage of topics i could have gone with….even the weather would have worked…as it seems to be pretty messed up for everyone right now.

but give me a slot and a deadline…aaand…total blank…lost for words…. even the DUANs were a struggle and i think most of yous have noticed im happy and able to spam music all day any day…it should have been a perfect fit…but nope

its wierd…but i dont think i’ll ever be able to create content on demand.

right! anyways.. got plans? drinking anything good? generally pissed off at the fucked up weather?

let us know in the comments below…and please remember to like and subscribe it really helps the channel

oh wait…im not on youtube

have some symphonic bee metal

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16 Comments

  1. TIL there’s symphonic bee metal. Why was @LemmyKilmister hiding this from us?

    Cult – Honey From a Knife

    You’re doing a fine job, @farscythe. Don’t sell yourself short.

    ETA: Oh, and here is my bee story: I was riding my bike home from work several years ago along the Boise river multi-use path. I nodded at an oncoming rider and opened my mouth to say “Hi”. A bee/wasp/hornet hit my lower lip, stung me, and then made off before I could stop my bike. Whatever flying asshole stung me, the venom tasted like putting your tongue on those 2-pronged 9-volt batteries. Horrible.

    I’ve also had a hornet fly down my shirt and sting me, also while cycling. You would think the animal kingdom would look more favorably on those of us who choose to ride over drive for the planet’s sake. Buncha jerks.

    • apreciate that mate…but its not so much that i think i put up crap content…thats actually not something that bothers me..lol

      i just really cant think of anything to put up when i have to

      spur of the moment…not a problem…scheduled? yeah..we be doomed

  2. About to go hook up with some buddies for some brews.  Sorry, no honey ales though a few are tasty, most too sweet.  I’m still in too mellow a mood for metal so have some chill bee music!

  3. It’s fucking hot here. We went from icky cold no spring > 2 actual nice days > 95 and humid. And it’ll probably stay like that til September. It’s fine, everything is fine!

    Bees are cool!

    • 95….jeez

      we get there every now and then…and its unbearable here

      we dont have ac in homes here yet

      never really been needed…..heating for cold days….curtains for warm ones….used to be enough

  4. I love your posts!

    Just in case anyone ever wondered, the NOTs I write are typically thrown together 10-20 minutes before they go live.

    I’d love to say I had my act together enough to plan ahead, but that would be a damn dirty lie.

  5. Preaching to the choir here but yet another reminder that if you are concerned about bees, for the love of fuck don’t just have a solid grass lawn that you treat with a fuckton of chemicals.

    If they have nothing to eat, they won’t be around. My yard has a ton of wild violets that bloom in spring and then a ton of clover throughout the grass which blooms after that.

    And that’s not even looking at the pollen options in the perennials and veggie garden.

    Just leave them some lil snacks with the clover, etc, and it’s fantastic.

     

    • Related note –

      I’m really fucking over boomers complaining that there’s no lightning bugs like back when they were kids.

      1. My back yard has tons of lightning bugs

      2. Stop spraying pesticides and shit all over your yard, Dennis. If you spray shit to kill some bugs, it’s gonna kill other ones, too.

      3. Plant some fucking shrubs and stuff, Karen. They need stuff to climb on.

    • We have a ton of bees because of my wife’s planting habits.  Their favorites in our yard in order are:

      -lavender

      -bee balm

      -rhododendrons

      -azaleas

      -raspberries

      -getting stuck in the greenhouse searching for something

       

       

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