Happy Hour [21/10/22]

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21/10/22 Hannibal 25

This week’s Happy Hour was inspired by @Luigi-Vuoto’s Wednesday Night DUAN.

It’s the time of year for Halloween parties, parades, and costumed bar crawls. So let’s have a quick review of what not to wear. For the love of all that’s holy to you, do not dress up as Jeffrey Dahmer. Mocking a recently dead monarch is in poor taste regardless of how you felt about her. And so is, I can’t believe I have to say this year after year, dressing your child as Anne Frank WW2 Evacuee. Thinking of costuming your child as Robert E Lee? Just don’t, your neighbors already know you’re a racist, no need to rub it in.

Stick with cute, scary, and, if you really must, sexy. Here are the top costumes for this year according to CNN.

  1. Witch
  2. Spider-Man
  3. Dinosaur
  4. “Stranger Things”
  5. Fairy
  6. Pirate
  7. Rabbit
  8. Cheerleader
  9. Cowboy
  10. Harley Quinn

Anyone want to bet on which celebrities will be issuing apologies for wearing blackface, headdresses, or some other offensive fancy dress?

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25 Comments

  3. i think ill just dust off my old trench coat that up in the attic and don the corpse paint one last time

    course we dont have halloween here…so ill do it november 11th when kiddos come to my door to sing for their candy

    and open the door with yeah what?

    where you going?

    you forgot the candy!

    take it! just dont fucking sing!

  6. My buddy used to have a Halloween party every year & I always lacked good costume ideas.  My best friend however did some great ones.  My favorites were he did Mickey Mouse & wore the Disney Mickey Mouse ears and put a picture of himself where Mickey is!  He also did a mighty fine Elvis & the Pope.  That party was so fun & included “stupid human tricks” that my other buddy won by brain flossing.  He inhaled a string so that one end was hanging out of his nose and the other out his mouth & then pulled each end like he was flossing!  Incredibly gross but funny when you are drinking & hands down winner!

  8. My Halloween decorations are well in hand, though not done yet. I’m gonna lay WASTE to my neighbors in the decorating contest this year. My pumpkins are scheduled to go to the county trick or treat with my wife, but then they come back for the AMAZING display. Lights were delivered today. Gotta get my figures on frames this weekend.

    It’s kinda fun to do this when I’m not under the gun to keep my wife’s former boss happy. My outlook is completely different.

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