The animal uprising has begun. Dolphins have joined orcas and otters in targeting humans. Four people were injured on a Japanese beach Sunday, bringing this year’s total to six attacks.
I’m not saying our non-human pals will turn against us, but being cautious, I’m giving Fanny extra treats. Stay safe, Deadsplinters!
meh…its about time they got even
anyways….. heres what happens when i find a show called swedish dicks
the internet is like an extention of my worst me
and i fucking love it
I’m definitely going to watch Swedish Dicks! I think you recommended Mr In Between and I loved that show.
i dont think i can claim mr in between as ive never heard of that one
i’d love to take credit
but the princess is in another castle
Oh, I don’t know who it was. 🤔 If you can find it over there it’s worth the watch.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
As @farscythe noted we’ve brought this on ourselves.
I keep waiting for the sharks 🦈 to show up
Oh man, that’s all we need!
Am I the only person horrified by this cocktail garnish? WTF 😂
i didnt realize it was a cocktail……
main thing that horrifies me is that it doesnt seem to leave much room for booze
I just figured it was an example of why the dolphins are coming after us.
Nope
You definitely are not
i am finding the best shit with this dolphin theme
My daughter is off backpacking in Minnesota this month. I guess I’d better be prepared for her being eaten by a moose or a wolverine.
I hope it’s one of her friends instead of her.
Naaaah–those are the things ya gotta watch out for, over in ‘Sconnieland…
Here, it’d be snapping turtles, rabbits, or deer😬
https://www.fieldandstream.com/do-deer-eat-meat/
I recently saw a clip of a chipmunk eating a bird. Maybe more animals are omnivores of opportunity.
welp…ran out of dolphin….but ive still got a fuck load of fishy
It’s not like the Japanese (especially fishermen) didn’t earn the wrath of dolphins.
uhhh….the simpsons is scary
yeah….the wrath of the dolphins
That’s for sure!
Can you blame the animals for wanting to kill humans?
Not at all. The wild ones anyway. I take good care of Fanny though so she better not go all feral on me.
who me?
fuck no….
they were doing just fine till we came along and fucked up the balance of all the things
Don’t fuck with dolphins.
been a looong time since i watched that one