If I could celebrate Halloween anywhere in the U.S., I’d be in Rochester, Minnesota, this Saturday night for the Creepy Doll Cocktail Party. I love a good scare, and dolls are spooky AF. You can cast your vote for the scariest until midnight tonight on Facebook. Or get your very own haunted doll, if you dare.
My daughter has a trio of weird dolls that she left behind when she moved out, one of which is a replica of Robert the Doll she insisted on getting as a souvenir in Key West as a child. I’m pretty sure they’re going to murder me in my sleep one night, probably while I’m having a nightmare about #s 2 and 9 from the photo above.
If you’ve got any scary doll stories or pics, this is the place to share them. And as always, what are you drinking, Deadsplinters?