Introducing the Veltini!
The Velveeta cheese-infused vodka cocktail is available while supplies last in a select market – Charlotte, NC, Chicago, IL, New York City, and Washington, DC. The Veltini Kit sold by BLT Steak through Goldbelly is already gone. So, if you don’t want to miss out on the creamy drink experience, get your name on the wait list for the next shipment. I’d try this just out of appreciation for their new ad campaign. But I’m not shelling out $50, pun intended. What about you, Deadsplinters?
Nope! No! No Way!!!
Not even a sip?
Absolutely not.
Dammit, I was hoping you’d go to the DC location and try it for us.
Maybe if I can use the Velveeta to make mac and cheese and then pour gin on it.
I’m not a gin drinker so I’m not too sure about this.
I just finished eating a small jar of hazelnut spread with a knife. Not exactly a gateway to Velveeta but it felt as decadent and satisfying as that video makes Velveeta out to be.
I’m sure you could create a hazelnut spread martini. And it would be much better.
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
The cheese drip around the rim does make me gag a bit.
Drinking tequila with homemade lime simple syrup…nary a processed cheese involved.
I’m going to muddle up a small batch of watermelon and lime in a few minutes for my late evening happy hour. I got sidetracked and forgot the time.
That watermelon lime mixer is a winner, eh?
So refreshing on these hot evenings!
Jesus fucking Christ that looks disgusting