A man and his pet raccoon walk into a bar. It’s about 5pm, but they’re ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: “Last call.” So, the man says, “One more for me… and one more for my raccoon.” The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the raccoon falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat, and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: “Hey buddy, you can’t just leave that lyin’ there.” To which the man replies: “That’s not a lion, that’s a raccoon.”
A woman in North Dakota walked into a bar with her pet raccoon. Unfortunately, there is no punchline. It ended badly for both of them. Pour one out for Rocky, poor trash panda.
see now……if one of my mates had told that joke it would have been
a man and a raccoon walk into a bar
….ouch
If you are the raccoon to your mate and want to get rid of your dark circles, this is highly recommended (and it’s now 35% off but that may be for US customers only).
If you aspire to be the raccoon to your mate, Kylie Jenner can show you how to achieve that “smoky eye” you’ve always craved.
I avoid all things Kardashian/Jenner.
As well you might. This is just on the off chance that dhr farscythe was Keeping Up With The Kardashians/Jenners.
🤣 Classic
i love that song by the way…..right up my alley
I liked it too.
I keep forgetting I have posts up. 😬
Fresh hop tap takeover at my local pub. Only had 2 because I have to go to the actual ceremony at the court house for my niece that is making us go to fucking Puerto Rico for her wedding! I’m missing Yakima Fresh Hop festival that I have gone to for the last 10 years and now can’t even enjoy tap takeover in peace! Goddamn!!! My only hope is another storm seems to be forming and we have to fly through Charlotte NC which may not exist by next week when we leave.
How dare she get married during fresh hop season!
Right? She actually worked in the beer industry for awhile and should know better! Yeah, I sound like a dick but they have no fucking connections to Puerto Rico & even after the hurricane are giving us no easy out on this!
Destination weddings are annoying.