You don’t have to drink alone.
Have you seen this story about the Kentucky woman trying to use dog piss to pass her drug test? https://www.wkyt.com/content/news/Police-Bell-Co-woman-used-her-dogs-urine-in-drug-test-566624391.html
How did she get it into the specimen cup? What breed was the dog? Who’s caring for the good pup now?