I have a love/hate relationship with this time of year. Work is crazy busy, but I want to do all the holiday things! It’s hard to juggle. Hope you guys are having a great week so far!
Nelson Muntz Voice: Ha Ha
Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes guilty of Jan. 6 seditious conspiracy
https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2022/11/29/rhodes-oathkeepers-sedition-verdict-jan6/
Stewart Rhodes and fellow member of Oath Keepers found guilty of sedition
https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/oath-keepers-trial-verdict/index.html
This is the set up to a bad joke.
“President Trump was wrong to give a white nationalist, an antisemite and a Holocaust denier a seat at the table,” Pence said…
Jewish conservatives condemn Trump for meeting antisemite Nick Fuentes
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/nov/29/jewish-conservatives-condemn-trump-meeting-antisemite-nick-fuentes
Sprots!
Christian Pulisic strike guides USA past Iran to set up Netherlands meeting
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/nov/29/iran-usa-world-cup-group-b-match-report
Stonks!
S&P 500 and Nasdaq close lower for third day as investors look to Fed Chair Powell’s speech
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/28/stock-market-futures-open-to-close-news.html
OMG could you imagine?
She was kidnapped as a baby in 1971. Her family just found her alive.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/11/28/melissa-highsmith-kidnapped-baby-alive/
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I somehow managed to miss the Diana Sawyer-hosted 20th anniversary celebration of Love Actually last night, but was delighted to see I can stream it on Hulu.
https://www.avclub.com/love-actually-cast-reunites-for-anniversary-special-1849817477
I love Love Actually, actually, but I have terrible taste in movies and am a sucker for rom-coms in general, so this is not surprising news.
Said it before, will say it again: The only problem Republicans have with Trump is that he says the quiet part out loud. They don’t want to rock the boat not because they’re afraid of Mango Unchained specifically but they know full well they need those voters to win anything.
Bingo. It’s the math.
https://www.salon.com/2022/11/30/plans-another-post-autopsy-but-this-one-is-rigged-for/
What the autopsy will show is the only path to victory is to not accept losing and not allow people that don’t vote for you to vote or just don’t count their votes. Nobody in either the Trump humpers or the never Trumpers have any intention of changing their policies.
Their autopsies always end with “BE MORE CONSERVATIVE” which is code for “Be more Authoritarian, Greedy and Stupid.”
They won’t change because they can’t change.
Exactly. Which circles right back around to Black Rod’s original point: Republicans have to court the racist, misogynist, xenophobic, homophobic and transphobic votes or they can’t win. They’ve only got one tool in the toolbox.
Even voter suppression is eventually going to fail them. They’ll make it hard, but it will fail.
This is a good summary of Elmo’s ongoing disaster, for those keeping score.
Twitter’s moderation teams collapse while Musk berates the advertisers who are bailing out
You know what’s truly batshit about that kidnapping story? It’s right here:
Fort Worth police said although the statute of limitations for criminal charges has long expired, they would continue to investigate.
There’s a fucking statute of limitations on kidnapping? How is that even conceivable? “Oh, well, after a few years the family’s gotten over it so there’s no point in sending someone to jail.” Is that the actual “thought” process?
Holy shit, Texas does have a statute of limitations on kidnapping. Even for sexual exploitation:
You know what the statute of limitations on kidnapping is in Florida? There isn’t one. And that’s Florida.
No, that totally tracks.
Between the exploitation of immigrants and the religious nutjobs, that 20 year range actually sounds higher than I expected.
I mean, we totally do that in Florida too. Our whole agriculture industry is based on exploiting illegal immigrants. Seriously. It’s built into their fucking budgets. And we have no shortage of religious nutjobs. But no statute of limitations on kidnapping.
But how the fucking hell can you say, hey, this monster STOLE SOMEONE’S CHILD FOR SEXUAL PURPOSES, but y’know, it was 38 years ago so fuck it, we got other things to do.
True.
I looked up Missouri’s laws on it, expecting similar to Texas. Missouri surprisingly considers it a felony and felonies have no statute of limitation here.
Seems Sammy Bankless Fried hedged his political bets as he donated “dark” money equally to the GOPers, apparently.
I hope he’s going to do to Citizens United as what he did to Crapto.
Billionaires always lie. Always. Some will put on a populist front but when push comes to shove they’re supporting the people who will cut their taxes and eliminate any regulation that has a chance of reining them in. Always.
No “good” billionaires. Self interest is their only motivation (like most of us however, we’re not as blinded by greed.)
This may explain why Rand Paul personally delivered docs from Trump to Putin…
https://www.thedailybeast.com/louis-anslow-asks-did-russia-putin-and-jesse-benton-astroturf-the-libertarian-ron-paul-revolution
Some good news…
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/senate-vote-tuesday-same-sex-marriage-bill-filibuster-rcna59125
Why has this not happened sooner?
https://crooksandliars.com/2022/11/puerto-rico-towns-file-rico-suit-against
Also might explain the rise of the Paultards. They were everywhere in 2008
The Wall Street Journal had a big story on Musk’s tunnel company.
The article notes
It then goes on to say Musk’s company keeps backing out of projects, has no state of the art tech, and is bleeding employees who are fleeing burnout. The only thing it seems to have is a steady supply of suckers with access to federal dollars and a ton of press that won’t ask simple questions.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musk-boring-company-tunnel-traffic-11669658396
https://futurism.com/the-byte/boring-company-ghosting
Tunnel Boring Machiness have been around since the late 70. Any machine the Boring Company has produced has had boring results. Nothing that screams innovation or improvement.
Diamond cutting wheels can only cut so fast (and wear out.) Unless the wheels are made out of whatever makes the unshakeable faith of Elon’s fanboys then Boring is boring.
It’s the same as his spaceships. There’s no significant degree of innovation there. He’s using rockets, just like everybody else does. But at least his company actually built rockets. His boring machines are the hardware equivalent of vaporware.
Here’s a ridiculous movie trailer to brighten everyone’s day. I thought it was fake at first. I will definitely be watching it.
lol!
well…that has my attention
Only thing that can stop a bear on cocaine is a hunter on meth!
Whoa whoa whoa, spoiler alert.
Nice to know that Missouri will never have a problem with cocaine bears given all the meth here.