Ho Ho Ho
OK, holiday time can be grim, stressful, and sometimes tedious. So let’s inject some humor.
Here’s a joke:
Once upon a time at Christmas, there was nothing I loved more than sitting in front of a blazing fire, mulled wine in hand, singing Christmas carols until I slowly fell asleep. And that’s why I got fired from my job as a fireman.
Here’s a classic from Cheech and Chong:
Here are a couple of cartoons from Emily Flake:
Here’s Key and Peele.
And possibly the biggest holiday of all:
So let’s all share some more holiday humor and make up for the lack of sunlight and chilly weather. Christmas, Hanukkah, St. Nicholas Day, Kwanzaa, New Year’s, whatever you got. Jokes, video clips, comedy routines, cartoons, let’s see what you have.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Santa?
well santas a fat fucker what didnt get crucified
Let’s refrain from body-shaming Santa.
i wasnt body shaming him…..i was giving an accurate description
and in any event the nothing is wrong
you know how many time i prayed to jesus to fix shit?
fucking loads of times
you know how many times i asked santa for presents?
well….fucking loadsa times too
i usually got at least some of them tho..i know where im putting my faith
Fair enough. At least Santa was based on a real (if you ain’t Dutch you ain’t much) person.
saint nick
then coca cola stole it
i dont think we should be celebrating christianities shit tho
no good ever came from religion
its just a reason to hate eachother when skin coklour wont cut it
Answer: Nothing.
Santa is real & Jesus not.
if you are feeling festive..ignore me..and dont press the button
pretty fucking sure i gave yous fair fucking warning
“next time I come to see you I’m gonna punch you in the guts!”
Somehow that works so much better in that accent.
If you guys need to get in the Xmas spirit, drive by Lemmy’s house!
https://clickhole.com/this-house-s-amazing-christmas-lights-display-is-set-to-1825126424/
I wanted to post a couple of the old Mad TV Stuart at Christmas sketches but the quality sucks.
hehehehe shots fired!