Holidays, ranked

From New Year's Day to ... well, New Year's Eve!

In honor of it being Christmas Eve — and I hope you’re all having a merry one!

1. Birthday (as a child)

2. Labor Day

3. Christmas Eve

4. Halloween

5. Christmas

6. Thanksgiving

7. Juneteenth 

8. Leif Erikson Day

9. Fourth of July 

10. Super Bowl Sunday

11. Memorial Day

12. Cinco de Mayo

13. St. Patrick’s Day

14. New Year’s Eve

15. Indigenous Peoples Day

16. Administrative Professionals Day

17. Martin Luther King Jr. Day

18. Mother’s Day

19. Bastille Day

20. Arbor Day

21. New Year’s Day

22. Ramadan

23. Passover

24. Flag Day

25. Father’s Day

26. Earth Day

27. Veterans Day

28. Hanukkah

29. Birthday (as an adult)

30. Easter

31. Groundhog Day

32. Presidents’ Day

33. Valentine’s Day

34. Getting hit by a bus

35. Confederate Heroes Day

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6 Comments

  1. Memorial Day is always my favorite because after Martin Luther King Jr Day, it’s the next paid corporate holiday I have.

    I mean I can take vacation days between there (and I do), but back when I didn’t have paid vacation time available that mid January to early May stretch with no days off work was fucking rough.

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