When I decided that I would make homemade household products because people were panic purchasing, well, household products, I didn’t think I’d get requests for more “I Did A Thing” posts.
Yet, here we are…
If any of you have a request for me to make something and try it, leave your ideas in the comments and I’ll at least contemplate it…
One request was that I educate the masses (or a very horny couple?) how to make what I’d dub “emergency lube”?
DIY Lube:
This version is water-based and condom friendly…whatever the fuck “condom friendly” means?
[Editor’s note: Water based lubes are “condom friendly” because oil based ones can degrade condom materials and make them more susceptible to breakage]
Do people still wrap it up in lambskin or something? I think it is time to note that pharmacies are still essential.
- Put one cup of water in a saucepan
- Add 4 teaspoons of corn starch
- Set burner to low-medium heat
- Stir occasionally until it begins to boil
- Remove from heat and stir for a full minute
- [Editor’s note: allow to cool slightly!!!]
- Look over your shoulder to ensure no one is looking
- Add to desired goods or insert into desired orifice or…
The Result:
Self prescribed:
With partner:
Either way…it WORKS! So…
If people put boiling hot lube on their junk, they deserve what happens (re-that second editor’s note)!
Look, I just thought a critical step was missing. So sue me.
I thought the whole point was -not- to be sued?
This is tremendous content.
Hot, hot after-dark DIY content.
Which we post at 9:30 AM apparently.
Wellthere *are* plenty of insomniacs around here….
Allegedly😉😆🤣
I’m all lubed up and no one play with…
Anyone doing anything about haircuts? I went on Amazon and ordered a hair clipper (3-6 weeks minimum delivery!) because despite being mostly bald on top I still have hair that needs trimming.
I’ve been shaving my head for a couple decades.
This problem didn’t even occur to me until I started seeing articles and pics about it…
I didn’t shave for the first ~2 weeks, and when I tried, it took me two separate days and a very clogged razor to get through all the growth. I’ve since picked up my typical schedule of shaving head/face about 2x a week.
Among the many attachments my multigroom trimmer are 3 hair trimming guards (the ones at the right side on the picture below) but I’m afraid to use them. Wait 1 more month though, and the need will’ve defeated the fear…
Obviously a public service – or is it a pubic service?
And (asking for a friend) do you think you can add flavoring?
try capsaicin. it will spice things up!
Just 4 teaspoons of corn starch? that’s much cheaper than coconut oil! have you ever used it myo?
i don’t use lube…so no.