I Don’t Get It [DOT 5/5/24]

5/5/24 LemmyKilmister 29

I don’t get the fascination with these assholes:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/king-charles-funeral-plans-dusted-off-as-his-health-remains-a-mystery

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I don’t get treating this troll like he’s a legitimate boxer:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/boxing/2024/05/04/mike-tyson-jake-paul-odds-gambling-experts-explanation/73563706007

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I don’t get $2000 bottles of whiskey:

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I don’t get Sleep Token:

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This? This, I get:

https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/article/jerry-seinfeld-new-yorker-interview-19433748.php

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29 Comments

  1. huh?

    we are planning charlies funeral?

    well okay then

    fine by me…far as im concerned the royal line ended with lizzy

    all useless fuckin toffs that come after can get fucked

  2. oh also….im going to be a part of the problem and watching the jake paul v mike tyson match

    not everyday you see a cocky annoying white dude get fucking wrecked you know

    (i mean….you see it going any other way?)

    • I told the Canadian fam earlier this week I was glad they weren’t printing money yet with Charles’s face on it.

      Both because his face is not nearly little old lady cute and because he’s old and sick so seems like a waste of money and they’re gonna probably have a new king in a few years anyways.

  8. My mom used to be the biggest Royalist in our family. Outside of her, everyone else gave her side eye because of it.

    Dad was quite the “screw the queen and her idiot family”, but mom would make him get up to watch those televised weddings. Poor dad.

  9. Does really old whiskey go bad, or at least decline in quality?

    Because if I had a ton of cash I could see paying $2000 for a historical bottle. I don’t see the point of a John Cleese endorsed new release though.

    • Crazy expensive whiskey is a thing middle aged suburban dudes are obsessed with. I got male coworkers who brag about getting a $300 bottle and then brag about where it fits in their “collection.” They’ll even talk about buying a new release just to have the resale value later. Cool, but also not my jam.

      It’s like 20 years ago when the dudes were trying to outdo each other on how much expensive camera gear they had.

    • Poor John Cleese. Well, I mean, not really, but he’s drowning in alimony so he has to just keep working, working, working. (You don’t have to marry them all, Jackie…) Stand-up and “An Evening With…” shows, product endorsements. I even heard that he was bringing back “Fawlty Towers,” probably a disastrous idea, and his daughter will have some sort of role in it? Maybe because she works cheap?

    • It’s not that it goes bad, but after too muctime I’ve takes on too much of the barrel.  25-year-old Scotch in already-used barrels, maybe.  25-year old bourbon? Pass.

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