I’m so over this week already, or more like I want this work week to be over so I can go have some fun!
Of course, right before I try and leave someone needs 4 new accounts open and funded by 6/30 (which they’ve known about for months but didn’t bother to tell me until yesterday).
Fun times! Will they get open? It’s a toss up!
Ukraine Updates:
Russia’s war in Ukraine
https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/russia-ukraine-war-news-06-28-22/index.html
#JFC I wish I had time to watch these live!
Trump lunged for steering wheel, Secret Service agent in bid to reach Capitol, former aide testifies
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/06/28/jan-6-committee-hearings-live-updates-day-6/
Rules are for the poors
Daniel Snyder is resisting subpoena, House oversight committee says
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2022/06/27/daniel-snyder-subpoena-house-oversight-committee/
They are good for 3 years; smart people are stocking up.
CVS and Rite Aid limiting purchases of emergency contraception
https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/28/health/emergency-contraception-purchase-limit-plan-b/index.html
Somehow the governor of Texas thinks this is Biden’s fault.
Fifty migrants found dead inside abandoned Texas trailer truck
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jun/27/texas-trailer-truck-dead-people-san-antonio
So creative!
Woot!
Enjoy your Wednesday!
Grave disappointment here in the ol’ Empire State: Andrew Giuliani was unable to win his primary — possibly because of the savage beating his father took recently — and will not get to fulfill his dreams of Chris Farley-ing his way into electoral defeat this November via diving into a coffee table headfirst.
Now he’s going to have to go LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
I needed some good news today….
Let the 3D chess begin with the takes on the Trump restimony!
“Why did Biden divide America by not interfering with the investigation?” “If Republicans don’t consider the Republicans involved in exposing this to be Republicans, how can this be considered bipartisan?” “None of this will affect the price of gas in Ohio.”
And most of all “We deserve a Pulitzer for how we covered this all along.”
Brand consistency.
Indicted Election Denier Tina Peters Loses Her Own Election—and Denies She Lost
I wish I had that kind of lack of self-awareness for one day.
Imagine being dumber than the chicken from Moana
(a favorite tag group in the facebook, but applies here too)
Uh, yeah. Can I take “no future for privacy rights” in the office pool?
The future of privacy rights in a post-Roe world
Quote: “I do think that there are very legitimate reasons not to trust that the rest of the conservative majority on the Supreme Court will only impact abortion and no other rights, including privacy,” Caitlin Chin, a fellow at the Center for Strategic and International Studies, told Axios.
Yes, Caitlin, trusting lying liars who lie is really a stupid move.
That tangled syntax. Ugh.
Explaining the nuances of a 30 year, three way feud between rival factions in former Yugoslav republics leads to tangled syntax. This? Say it straight — “radical rightwingers will attack our rights.”
and there’s already this! Lawsuits coming out of the states is exactly how we got RvW overturned.
https://jezebel.com/texas-ag-supreme-court-should-let-states-ban-same-sex-1849118394
Dude literally has only one response whenever anyone testifies against him.
Trump fires back at former aide who testified that he attacked Secret Service agent: ‘I hardly knew her’
Mariah did it better.
Does fucking Cruz have anything else to do with his time? Anything at all?
Elmo gets coronavirus shot, sparks another Muppet feud with Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz is begging for another Elmo teabagging it seems.
Apologies if I missed a link earlier. Remember Trump’s social media platform attempt?
All of the directors have gotten subpoenas by a federal grand jury:
https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-trump-truth-social/
In another setting I’d assume it’s purely greed-related. But now, considering how there has been a lot of suspicion of how the Trump conspiracy has been funded, I wouldn’t rule out a broader linkup down the line.
…think I threw in something about this the other day…the part they seem to be investigating isn’t particularly new in that it looked that way from the start…but the problem with funneling all your grift cash into one of these SPAC things so you can fold your joke of a social media platform into a big pile of “investor” money is that to qualify as a SPAC the bit with all the cash can’t premeditate that deal…& in their case everything points to it having been created specifically with that transaction in mind
…I guess that part might be analogous to capone fiddling taxes if that weren’t more of a compliment than the fatuous one deserves when it comes to playing gangster
…if some of that SPAC funding came from sources as sketchy as some of his past financing & they keep going in those directions…that seems like it might be a good time to lay in the popcorn?
over here the farmers have gone mental
https://nltimes.nl/2022/06/29/farmers-protests-increasingly-radical-police-say-coalition-party-demands-debate
only a matter of time till someone gets killed me thinks
at the moment they’re mostly just blocking roads and threatening politicians but the rumormills picking up on plans to block airports monday…tractors on runways wouldnt be good…and theres really not a lot stops a tractor from going wherever it wants to
uhhhh….the police/mayor have declared a state of emergency in apeldoorn as there are worries the farmers are going to break out their arrested comrades….
getting a little out of hand me thinks
seems tractors are really good at bullying the police
So sorry to stress you out snowflake!
https://www.rawstory.com/ginni-thomas-stressful-time/
also…hollywood lied to me….i thought big money jewellery heists were sposed to be subtle clever things
https://nltimes.nl/2022/06/28/necklace-worth-eu27-million-snatched-tefaf-maastricht-art-fair-robbery-report
turns out its just walk into an art fair and smash shit with a sledgehammer…get filmed doing it and run
and the police arrests 2 belgian guys who were suspiciously parked nearby but dont appear to have anything to do with it
…..welp…if my lottery ticket doesnt pay out…im investing in a sledge hammer
Turkey’s Trump, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, continues to poison everything he touches.
Turkey lifts objections to Finland and Sweden’s NATO bid
It’s an absolute shame that shit-heels like Erdoğan have the power to dictate the conversation in NATO.
Guess what, my accounts got open in time. Hallelujah!
I can’t absorb any more shit news, I think I’m going back to Dinosaur Island!
That’s fucking brilliant!