Hi, friends! Happy Sunday!
I hope your weekend went well.
I’d like to report a crime. I don’t know how it happened, but while I was watching tv last night an entire sleeve of Thin Mints cookies just vanished. I think maybe there’s a hamburglar type villain after cookies?
It’s the only logical solution.
Or Cookie Monster.
Excellent work, Detective Lymond. Book ‘im, Danno.
See this is why I talk about important things here! I never would have identified the perpetrator otherwise!
I have to admit that i, too, am a victim of wishing last night never happened.
Oh…?
I would like to report that I made chicken parmigiana with linguine last night. Store-bought sauce, I’m embarrassed to admit, but the good stuff, and I no longer have the strength to stand in front of the stove for hours. I made BH do all the shaving of the Parmesan.
Then we retreated to the bedroom, where we watched an episode of “Kolchak: The Night Stalker.” Just the thing to guarantee a restful night’s sleep.
I love Kolchak. I’ve got the DVDs. It’s astonishing how cleverly they generated horror on a tiny budget with limited effects. It’s really extraordinary. And Darren McGavin could do no wrong.
Kolchak is great. He really needed a more reliable camera though.
“Why do you wear those shoes?”
“I run a lot.”
We should have gotten a crossover between Kolchak and A Christmas Story where the leg lamp had trapped inside a ghost from a house of ill repute who was murdered on Christmas Eve, and the ghost was released when the mom “accidentally” broke it.
Our long term foster dog stole and ate half a pound of tofu off the counter, which I thought they didn’t like, but now I know better.
I would imagine dogs would somehow, but I don’t know why.
Just before the pandemic hit I decided I would learn how to make tofu. It’s super-simple and you don’t necessarily need that special tofu press. Cheesecloth and you’re good to go.
Then the pandemic hit and the panic buying reached a frenzy. Our nearby supermarkets were stripped of all their soy milk. But then I remembered there was a really grim supermarket and I thought, “I bet if they stock soy milk people who would like it would never set foot in there, and the people who shop there would have no interest in it.”
I was right! I always am.
Thin Mints are the Devil’s cookies. You should not have such evil in your house. You need to burn sage in every room and send any Thin Mints to me. I will exorcise those demons.
I too would like to report a crime. When I went to a b-ball game at my daughters college, this little girl destroyed the national anthem. We thought it must be a family members daughter or something & a one time mistake! No! They are touring this little girl around! This is a crime for everyone involved!
😂😂😂😂😂 I would be the guy laughing into his prayer hands at the 20s mark.
I was trying hard not to laugh at the whole thing but failed! Half the audience was cringing & half covering their laughter at our game!
I went to an indoor soccer game yesterday and there was a girls school chorus singing the national anthem, but they were just getting through it in an endearing way without trying to make a production of it.
okay….thats the first time ive seent the national anthem performed before a game where it didnt feel like wierd indoctrination shit
we are in straight satire now and i am here for it
i was half expecting zombies tho
like…for some reason that anthem took me straight to zombieland
(which has like…the best opening scene ever)
The Celtics murdered the Warriors by 52 points today.
Shrinkflation. There’s like 8 cookies per sleeve.
I think the jar of Granny’s Secret Ajvar that I keep in the fridge has a hole in it because there always seems to be less of it.