I live in the GTA (Greater Toronto Area) kind of close to the airport and even closer to where the new downtown Vaughan is being constructed so I am used to heavy traffic at certain times especially considering the fact that I might be the only person under 60 who lives within a two kilometre radius of me. But I just successfully drove around during rush hour with little to no traffic to FOUR different grocery stores to purchase toilet paper. None of them had toilet paper.
As many of you know, I am a very impatient person especially whilst driving or in grocery stores so I can’t say I have never been tempted to give a 60 year old woman an ass whoopin’ in a grocery store, but only when they really deserve it on account of the way they stop mid-aisle with their carts in a way that would cause a pile up if they did it on a highway…not over an item used solely for ass wipin’.
Sometimes it’s like Chris Rock said, they might deserve it sometimes but you just don’t do it.
So thanks, Chris. Now I’m shit out of shit tickets.
If you don’t see me around within the next few days, it’s safe to say that I most probably starved to death because I had no toilet paper to eat.
You just need to time your showers after you poop.
I’m vegan, drink beer excessively, and didn’t add the fact that I put 9 million scoville extract in my lentil soup…This will lead to an awful lot of showers…to say the least.
I literally have a friend who showers every time he shits.
My neighbor’s 11 year old takes ALL his clothes off to shit. Been doing it since he was potty trained.
Hahahahaha I love it. I’m going to do it.
You’re missing the point, Hello. You can’t live off water alone, you need them shit tickets!
I personally don’t get it. I borrowed a habit from mom and always stock up on toilet paper and paper towels when they’re on sale. It explains why I have about two-three months supply (for me) in my basement.
Nothing worse than taking a dump and thinking you that you ran out of butt wad in the entire house (happened to my former housemate and I mocked/laughed at him when I handed him a roll because he used to make fun of me for stocking up on such paper products until that moment.)
I’m not a greedy person, but I live in the GTA and am willing to trade a few rolls for some good frozen food though. (Kidding.)
https://hellotushy.com/
that would’ve been so much better if each had an assault rifle…
It’s getting late have you got butt wipe?
Ma tell me when the stock boys get here
It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock
Want to get a bag full of Scotts
My old mom’s meaner than some infected monkeys
And my sister she don’t care
My wife looks cute in her sweats and boots
A handful of hair on her lip
Don’t give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Toilet Paper aisle’s alright for fighting
Get a little action in
Woolworths still exists?
Pardon me, I believe I have starved to death due to lack of toilet paper and made it beyond the event horizon, sucked through the singularity and ended up in a parallel universe in which Woolworths still exists.
I can’t wait to grab that Mr. T with removable boxing gloves action figure all over again. It’s like I died and went to my happy place.
Please tell me that sign is real.
…well, I saw at least two versions of it posted by people today that had different colored backing so either someone went to a lot of trouble or it’s on more than one set of empty shelves
…can’t vouch for more than that, though?
All those Redditors who don’t wipe rn: “MY TIME TO SHINE!”
And they’re still in a relationship?
> How to approach…
you’re going in the wrong direction
Holy shit! Pun absolutely intended. Nope, nope, nope. This is not normal!
OMG Why?!!!
N. O. P. E.
NBA season suspended!
Tom Hanks has COVID
So we’ve been right all along. The corona virus is nothing, but a hoax perpetrated by the NHL to ensure the leafs don’t win the cup…and the entire world is in on it! We haven’t witnessed anything this corrupt since Wayne Gretzky’s high stick.
Leafs didn’t need help from Covid.
Coffee filters might work in an emergency!
At least until the garbage collector informs everyone of my horrifying disease 😐
Isn’t there Costco in Canada? They have online ordering. You can order a whole pallet of TP and sell it with your 50 gallon drums of rubbing alcohol as a BOGO deal.
My friend’s daughter and wife had an old man steal their tp from their cart at the nearest costco.
WTF?! LMAO