I live in the GTA (Greater Toronto Area) kind of close to the airport and even closer to where the new downtown Vaughan is being constructed so I am used to heavy traffic at certain times especially considering the fact that I might be the only person under 60 who lives within a two kilometre radius of me. But I just successfully drove around during rush hour with little to no traffic to FOUR different grocery stores to purchase toilet paper. None of them had toilet paper.
As many of you know, I am a very impatient person especially whilst driving or in grocery stores so I can’t say I have never been tempted to give a 60 year old woman an ass whoopin’ in a grocery store, but only when they really deserve it on account of the way they stop mid-aisle with their carts in a way that would cause a pile up if they did it on a highway…not over an item used solely for ass wipin’.
Sometimes it’s like Chris Rock said, they might deserve it sometimes but you just don’t do it.
So thanks, Chris. Now I’m shit out of shit tickets.
If you don’t see me around within the next few days, it’s safe to say that I most probably starved to death because I had no toilet paper to eat.