…in the corner [DOT 15/6/23]

choosing my allusions...

…well…the week trudges onwards…& that counter pegs the still-dark portion of reddit nearer 5500 than 5000…so…that hasn’t exactly blown over…but I’m supposed to be behaving myself…so I’ll leave it at that…& I’ll skip past the part where the daily star in the UK ran a front page about some shite elon was talking about how “we” are now so reliant on computers to outsource bits of our thinking & doing to that he thinks we’re effectively cyborgs already…though…that begs more questions than I usually leave hanging all on its own…so I felt it necessary to draw attention to not bringing it up just to bank some good-behavior points before I commence looking like I’m falling off that wagon

Using AI for loans and mortgages is big risk, warns EU boss [BBC]

…I dunno…apparently sometimes it’s necessary to state the obvious…or, indeed, to suddenly produce articles that talk about something “new” that…isn’t

Stopping ransomware has become a priority for many organizations. So, they are turning to artificial intelligence (AI) and machine learning (ML) as their defenses of choice. However, threat actors are also turning to AI and ML to launch their attacks. One specific type of attack, data poisoning, takes advantage of this.
[…]
“Adversarial data poisoning is an effective attack against machine learning and threatens model integrity by introducing poisoned data into the training dataset,” researchers from Cornell University explain.

What makes attacks through AI and ML different from typical  ‘bug in the system’ attacks? There are inherent limits and weaknesses in the algorithms that can’t be fixed, says Marcus Comiter in a paper for Harvard University’s Belfer Center for Science and International Affairs.

“AI attacks fundamentally expand the set of entities that can be used to execute cyberattacks,” Comiter adds. “For the first time, physical objects can be now used for cyberattacks. Data can also be weaponized in new ways using these attacks, requiring changes in the way data is collected, stored, and used.”

…see…not talking about cyborgs or anything, me

Ask a chief information security officer what the greatest threat to an organization’s data is, and more often than not they’ll tell you it’s human nature.

Employees don’t plan to be a cyber risk, but they are human. People are distractible. They miss a threat today they would have easily avoided yesterday. An employee rushing to make a deadline and expecting an important document may end up clicking on an infected attachment, mistaking it for the one they need. Or, employees simply may not be aware, as their security awareness training is too inconsistent to have made an impression. Threat actors know this, and like any good criminal, they are looking to find the easiest way into a network and to the data. Phishing attacks are so common because they work so well.
[…]
At best, we can use AI to better protect networks from ransomware attacks by telling the difference between real and malicious files on unsupervised computers and networks, blocking access to the bad files. AI could sniff out shadow IT, telling authorized connections from threatening ones and giving insight into the number of endpoints the workforce uses.
[…]
For AI and ML to be successful in fighting cyber threats, they rely on data and the algorithms created over a specified period of time. That’s what allows them to find the problems efficiently (and frees up the security team for other tasks). And it is also the threat. The rise in AI and ML is leading directly to the sleeper threat of data poisoning.
[…]
At the surface level, it doesn’t look that difficult to poison the algorithm. After all, AI and ML only know what people teach them. Imagine you’re training an algorithm to identify a horse. You might show it hundreds of pictures of brown horses. At the same time, you teach it to recognize cows by feeding it hundreds of pictures of black-and-white cows. But when a brown cow slips into the data set, the machine will tag it as a horse. To the algorithm, a brown animal is a horse. A human would be able to recognize the difference, but the machine won’t unless the algorithm specifies that cows can also be brown.

…more-than-one-way-to-skin-a-cat.gif

“Hackers may use AI to help choose which is the most likely vulnerability worth exploiting. Thus, malware can be placed in enterprises where the malware itself decides upon the time of attack and which the best attack vector could be. These attacks, which are, by design, variable, make it harder and [take] longer to detect.” says Grajek.
[…]
An important thing to note with data poisoning is that the threat actor needs to have access to the data training program. So you may be dealing with an insider attack, a business rival or a nation-state attack.
[…]
“Current research on adversarial AI focuses on approaches where imperceptible perturbations to ML inputs could deceive an ML classifier, altering its response,” Dr. Bruce Draper wrote about a DARPA research project, Guaranteeing AI Robustness Against Deception. “Although the field of adversarial AI is relatively young, dozens of attacks and defenses have already been proposed, and at present a comprehensive theoretical understanding of ML vulnerabilities is lacking.”
[…]
Attackers can also use data poisoning to make malware smarter. Threat actors use it to compromise email by cloning phrases to fool the algorithm. It has now even moved into biometrics, where attackers can lock out legitimate users and sneak in themselves.
[…]
Deepfakes are a level of data poisoning that many expect to be the next big wave of digital crime. Attackers edit videos, pictures and voice recordings to make realistic-looking images. Because they can be mistaken for real photographs or videos by many eyes, they’re a ripe technique for blackmail or embarrassment. Wielded at corporate level, a variant of this can also lead to physical dangers, as Comiter pointed out.

“[A]n AI attack can transform a stop sign into a green light in the eyes of a self-driving car by simply placing a few pieces of tape on the stop sign itself,” he wrote.

Fake news also falls under data poisoning. Algorithms in social media are corrupted to allow for incorrect information to rise to the top of a person’s news feed, replacing authentic news sources.

https://securityintelligence.com/articles/data-poisoning-ai-and-machine-learning/

…oddly enough…despite being from back in april of ’21…that seems to offer a better grasp of the phenomenon than the handful of more recent stuff I’ve seen bobbing about in the last few days…funny how that works

When ChatGPT and similar chatbots first became widely available, the concern in the cybersecurity world was how AI technology could be used to launch cyberattacks. In fact, it didn’t take very long until threat actors figured out how to bypass the safety checks to use ChatGPT to write malicious code.

It now seems that the tables have turned. Instead of attackers using ChatGPT to cause cyber incidents, they have now turned on the technology itself. OpenAI, which developed the chatbot, confirmed a data breach in the system that was caused by a vulnerability in the code’s open-source library, according to Security Week. The breach took the service offline until it was fixed.
[…]
ChatGPT’s popularity was evident from its release in late 2022. Everyone from writers to software developers wanted to experiment with the chatbot. Despite its imperfect responses (some of its prose was clunky or clearly plagiarized), ChatGPT quickly became the fastest-growing consumer app in history, reaching over 100 million monthly users by January. Approximately 13 million people used the AI technology daily within a full month of its release. Compare that to another extremely popular app — TikTok — which took nine months to reach similar user numbers.

One cybersecurity analyst compared ChatGPT to a Swiss Army knife, saying that the technology’s wide variety of useful applications is a big reason for its early and quick popularity.
[…]
In the grand scheme of things, the ChatGPT exploit was minor, and OpenAI patched the bug within days of discovery. But even a minor cyber incident can create a lot of damage.
[…]
Already there are privacy concerns surrounding the use of chatbots. Mark McCreary, the co-chair of the privacy and data security practice at law firm Fox Rothschild LLP, told CNN that ChatGPT and chatbots are like the black box in an airplane. The AI technology stores vast amounts of data and then uses that information to generate responses to questions and prompts. And anything in the chatbot’s memory becomes fair game for other users.

For example, chatbots can record a single user’s notes on any topic and then summarize that information or search for more details. But if those notes include sensitive data — an organization’s intellectual property or sensitive customer information, for instance — it enters the chatbot library. The user no longer has control over the information.
[…]
Because of privacy concerns, some businesses and entire countries are clamping down. JPMorgan Chase, for example, has restricted employees’ use of ChatGPT due to the company’s controls around third-party software and applications, but there are also concerns surrounding the security of financial information if entered into the chatbot. And Italy cited the data privacy of its citizens for its decision to temporarily block the application across the country. The concern, officials stated, is due to compliance with GDPR.

Experts also expect threat actors to use ChatGPT to create sophisticated and realistic phishing emails. Gone is the poor grammar and odd sentence phrasing that have been the tell-tale sign of a phishing scam. Now, chatbots will mimic native speakers with targeted messages. ChatGPT is capable of seamless language translation, which will be a game-changer for foreign adversaries.

A similarly dangerous tactic is the use of AI to create disinformation and conspiracy campaigns. The implications of this usage could go beyond cyber risks. Researchers used ChatGPT to write an op-ed, and the result was similar to anything found on InfoWars or other well-known websites peddling conspiracy theories.

https://securityintelligence.com/articles/chatgpt-confirms-data-breach/

…so

Why this tool is reducing Asian influence in AI-generated art [NBC]

Discrimination bigger concern from AI than human extinction, says EU chief [BBC]

…despite what they say

European Union lawmakers on Wednesday took a key step toward passing landmark restrictions on the use of artificial intelligence, putting Brussels on a collision course with American tech giants funneling billions of dollars into the burgeoning technology.

The European Parliament overwhelmingly approved the E.U. AI Act, a sweeping package that aims to protect consumers from potentially dangerous applications of artificial intelligence. Government officials made the move amid concerns that recent advances in the technology could be used to nefarious ends, ushering in surveillance, algorithmically driven discrimination and prolific misinformation that could upend democracy. E.U. officials are moving much faster than their U.S. counterparts, where discussions about AI have dragged on in Congress despite apocalyptic warnings from even some industry officials.

The legislation takes a “risk-based approach,” introducing restrictions based on how dangerous lawmakers predict an AI application could be. It would ban tools that European lawmakers deem “unacceptable,” such as systems allowing law enforcement to predict criminal behavior using analytics. It would introduce new limits on technologies simply deemed “high risk,” such as tools that could sway voters to influence elections or recommendation algorithms, which suggest what posts, photos and videos people see on social networks.

The bill takes aim at the recent boom in generative AI, creating new obligations for applications such as ChatGPT that make text or images, often with humanlike flair. Companies would have to label AI-generated content to prevent AI from being abused to spread falsehoods. The legislation requires firms to publish summaries of what copyrighted data is used to train their tools, addressing concerns from publishers that corporations are profiting off materials scraped from their websites.

The threat posed by the legislation to such companies is so grave that OpenAI, the maker of ChatGPT, said it may be forced to pull out of Europe, depending on what is included in the final text. The European Parliament’s approval is a critical step in the legislative process, but the bill still awaits negotiations involving the European Council, whose membership largely consists of heads of state or government of E.U. countries. Officials say they hope to reach a final agreement by the end of the year.

The vote cements the E.U.’s position as the de facto global leader on tech regulation, as other governments — including the U.S. Congress — are just beginning to grapple with the threat presented by AI. The legislation would add to an arsenal of regulatory tools that Europe adopted over the past five years targeting Silicon Valley companies, while similar efforts in the United States have languished. If adopted, the proposed rules are likely to influence policymakers around the world and usher in standards that could trickle down to all consumers, as companies shift their practices internationally to avoid a patchwork of policies.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/06/14/eu-parliament-approves-ai-act/

…there may be some running before “we” can walk

People are using ChatGPT like a personal trainer [NBC]

‘AI Jesus’ is giving gaming and breakup advice on a 24/7 Twitch stream [ibid.]

Musk and Dorsey criticize Apple over its treatment of a social media app that allows bitcoin tips [ibid.]

A viral video of a ‘reckless’ robotaxi caused an uproar in San Francisco. Police say the internet got it wrong. [ibid.]

…not that it’s exactly surprising

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/05/26/openai-embraced-regulation-until-talks-got-serious-europe/

…ultimately these things are directed by people

A powerful U.S. political family is linked to copper mining in the Colombian rainforest [NBC]

…however much they may not really have control of the steering or the throttle

What if Mitch McConnell, at the close of his scalding speech on the Senate floor blaming Donald Trump for the riot that occurred at the Capitol on Jan. 6, had promised to use his every last breath to ensure that Trump was convicted on impeachment charges and could never, ever become president again?

What if Melania Trump, after the porn star Stormy Daniels said Trump had unprotected sex with her less than four months after Melania gave birth to their son, had thrown all of Trump’s clothes, golf clubs, MAGA hats and hair spray onto the White House lawn with this note, “Never come back, you despicable creep!”
[…]
Where would statements and actions like those have left Kevin McCarthy, his knuckleheads in the House G.O.P. caucus, and other Republicans who now are defending Trump against the Justice Department indictment? Would they be so eager to proclaim Trump’s innocence? Would they be raging against Tuesday’s hearing in Miami? Would they be claiming, falsely, that President Biden was indicting Trump, when they know full well that the president doesn’t have the power to indict anyone?

I doubt it. But I know that all of these questions are rhetorical. None of those people have the character to rise to these ethical challenges and take on Trump and what he has done to break our political system. Trump is like a drug dealer who thrives in a broken neighborhood, getting everyone hooked on his warped values. That is why he is doing everything he can to break our national neighborhood in two fundamental ways.

For starters, Trump has consistently tried to denigrate people who have demonstrated character and courage, by labeling them losers and weaklings. This comes easy to Trump because he is a man utterly without character — devoid of any sense of ethics or loyalty to any value system or person other than himself. And for him, politics is a blood sport in which you bludgeon the other guys and gals — whether they are in your party or not — with smears and nicknames and lies until they get out of your way.
[…]
The second way that Trump is trying to break our system was on display on Tuesday in Miami, where he followed his appearance as a federal criminal defendant with a political meet-and-greet at a Cuban restaurant. There, once again, Trump tried to discredit the rules of the game that would restrain him and his limitless appetite for power for power’s sake.

How does he do that? First, he gets everyone around him — and, eventually, the vast majority of those in his party — to stop insisting that Trump abide by ethical norms. His family members and party colleagues have grown adept at running away from reporters’ microphones after every Trump outrage.

But precisely because key political allies, church leaders and close family members will not call out Trump for his moral and legal transgressions — which would make his 2024 re-election bid unthinkable and hasten his departure from the political scene — we have to rely solely on the courts to defend the rules of the game.

And when that happens, it puts tremendous stress on our judicial system and our democracy itself, because the decision to prosecute or not is always a judgment call. And when those judgment calls have to be rendered at times by judges or prosecutors appointed by Democrats — which is how our system works — it gives Trump and his flock the perfect opening to denounce the whole process as a “witch hunt.”

And when such behavior happens over and over across a broad front — because Trump won’t stop at red lights anywhere and just keeps daring us to ignore his transgressions or indict him so he can cry bias — we end up eroding the two most important pillars of our democratic system: the belief in the independence of our judiciary that ensures no one is above the law, and the belief in our ability to transfer power peacefully and legitimately.

Trump Thrives in a Broken System. He’ll Get Us There Soon. [NYT]

…not that profiting legitimately is easily mistaken for a desirable yardstick

In a cavernous, Pentagon-sized facility nestled in an Appalachian valley, thousands upon thousands of empty holes line the bare concrete floor.

A mere 16 of them house the spindly, 30-foot-tall centrifuges that enrich uranium, converting it into the key ingredient that fuels nuclear power plants. And for now, they are dormant.

But if each hole housed a working centrifuge, the facility could get the United States out of a predicament that has implications for both the war in Ukraine and for America’s transition away from burning fossil fuels. Today, American companies are paying around $1 billion a year to Russia’s state-owned nuclear agency to buy the fuel that generates more than half of the United States’ emissions-free energy.

It is one of the most significant remaining flows of money from the United States to Russia, and it continues despite strenuous efforts among U.S. allies to sever economic ties with Moscow. The enriched uranium payments are made to subsidiaries of Rosatom, which in turn is closely intertwined with Russia’s military apparatus.

The United States’ reliance on nuclear power is primed to grow as the country aims to decrease reliance on fossil fuels. But no American-owned company enriches uranium. The United States once dominated the market, until a swirl of historical factors, including an enriched-uranium-buying deal between Russia and the United States designed to promote Russia’s peaceful nuclear program after the Soviet Union’s collapse, enabled Russia to corner half the global market. The United States ceased enriching uranium entirely.

The United States and Europe have largely stopped buying Russian fossil fuels as punishment for the Ukraine invasion. But building a new enriched uranium supply chain will take years — and significantly more government funding than currently allocated.

That the vast facility in Piketon, Ohio, stands nearly empty more than a year into Russia’s war in Ukraine is a testament to the difficulty.

Nuclear power companies rely on cheap enriched uranium made in Russia. That geopolitical dilemma is intensifying as climate change underscores the need for emissions-free energy. [NYT]

…maybe someone can explain why the market hasn’t managed to solve that with a wave of an invisible hand or two…I know I can’t

A group of contract workers tasked with training Google’s new AI chatbot said they were fired for speaking out about low pay and unreasonable deadlines they believe have left them unable to properly do their jobs and ensure the bots don’t cause harm.

In a complaint filed to the National Labor Relations Board on Wednesday, six workers claim they were illegally fired for organizing by their employer Appen, which provides tens of thousands of contract workers for Big Tech firms. The workers say they had spent nearly a year pushing for better pay and working conditions, and were then fired two weeks after one of the most prominent worker organizers among them sent a letter to Congress saying their situation could lead to Google’s chatbot, known as Bard, acting dangerously.

Workers who rate the chatbots “are often not given enough time to evaluate longer responses,” one of the workers, Ed Stackhouse, 49, wrote in a May 15 letter to two senators leading a congressional hearing on the risks of AI. “The fact that raters are so exploited could lead to a faulty and ultimately more dangerous product.”

Appen told the workers they were fired because of “business conditions,” Stackhouse said. Appen did not respond to requests for comment.

“Appen is responsible for the working conditions of their employees, including pay, benefits, employment changes, and the tasks they’re assigned,” said Google spokesperson Courtenay Mencini. “We, of course, respect the right of these workers to join a union or participate in organizing activity, but it’s a matter between the workers and their employer, Appen.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/06/14/google-ai-bard-raters-chatbot-accuracy/

…is it, tho?

The Biden administration has been negotiating quietly with Iran to limit Tehran’s nuclear program and free imprisoned Americans, according to officials from three countries, in part of a larger U.S. effort to ease tensions and reduce the risk of a military confrontation with the Islamic Republic.

The U.S. goal is to reach an informal, unwritten agreement, which some Iranian officials are calling a “political cease-fire.” It would aim to prevent a further escalation in a long-hostile relationship that has grown even more fraught as Iran builds up a stockpile of highly enriched uranium close to bomb-grade purity, supplies Russia with drones for use in Ukraine and brutally cracks down on domestic political protests.
[…]
The indirect talks, some occurring this spring in the Gulf Arab state of Oman, reflect a resumption of diplomacy between the United States and Iran after the collapse of more than a year of negotiations to restore the 2015 nuclear deal. That agreement sharply limited Iran’s activities in exchange for sanctions relief.

Iran accelerated its nuclear program months after President Donald J. Trump withdrew from the deal and imposed a slew of new sanctions on the country in 2018.

Iran would agree under a new pact — which two Israeli officials called “imminent” — not to enrich uranium beyond its current production level of 60 percent purity. That is close to but short of the 90 percent purity needed to fashion a nuclear weapon, a level that the United States has warned would force a severe response.

Iran would also halt lethal attacks on American contractors in Syria and Iraq by its proxies in the region, expand its cooperation with international nuclear inspectors, and refrain from selling ballistic missiles to Russia, Iranian officials said.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/14/us/politics/biden-iran-nuclear-program.html

…because sometimes I could swear it seems like matters between an all-too-finite shortlist of interests are very much of pressing concern to the near-infinite list of interested parties with a lot riding on the outcomes…probably just me, though

Are record warm oceans reason to freak out? Scientists are divided. [WaPo]

Democrats’ clean-energy tax credits are popular — and expensive [ibid.]

On frontier of new ‘gold rush,’ quest for coveted EV metals yields misery [ibid.]

Republicans undercut one of the best investments the U.S. can make [ibid.]

…where was I?

What the first net-zero military base could mean for the Pentagon’s future [ibid.]

…uh huh…sure, horatio…but there are more things in heaven & earth than are dreamt of in WaPo’s philosophy…so…moving on

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/jun/14/privileges-committee-signs-off-boris-johnson-partygate-report

…mustbehavemustbehavemustbehave…don’t start

However, what Johnson, who studied classics at the University of Oxford, did not include in his speech was that while the Roman statesman Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus is said to have left Rome for a bucolic existence on his farm, he was later called upon to return to Rome and lead as a dictator.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/sep/06/boris-johnson-likens-himself-to-roman-cincinnatus-who-returned-as-dictator

…surely we’ve covered this more than amply

Fox News says graphic calling Biden a ‘wannabe dictator’ has been ‘addressed’ [NBC]

…maybe someone could tell that to these assholes, though?

…because app…arently reinventing the wheel is the order of the day

[ETA …that mid-word ellipsis is either a typo or one of the many bits of this post that got mangled when my laptop crashed after I refused to let its lack of cooperation deter me from trying to post what I had…but…you know what…I’m keeping that one…though I have had to retrofit a bunch of other stuff…hopefully before too many people got lost among the digitally-induced non sequiturs?]

…but…well…even my devices are openly revolting against me keeping this up any longer…so I guess I’ll just post this before rebooting any & everything & seeing if that might make them at least no more sluggish than I am this morning…being as how I can’t ply them with caffeine…&

How does trauma spill from one generation to the next? [WaPo]

…eventually

…see about some tunes…speaking of which

Battle rap is an art form and a sport, as well as an industry that has been slowly growing over the last decade. While there are proving grounds all over the country, New York is its epicenter. [NYT]

…probably best not to sleep on the importance of the eye of the beholder

‘Touch mic and shell it!’ How British freestyle rap videos became a global phenomenon [Guardian]

…it…might could have one of those wider applications I’ve been hearing about

It’s Not a Good Sign When People Who Don’t Pay for News Have So Little to Choose From [NYT]

…uh huh…says the piece run by a firm that operates a news paywall..irony, how do I love thee…let me count the ways

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  1. Speaking of cyberattacks, does anyone remember when email was kind of a new thing, this was in the 1990s, and there was the “I Love You” attack? Some entity hacked into I don’t know what and sent out emails with that as a subject line. If you opened it, there was an attachment. If you opened the attachment, you were screwed and your computer (this was pre-smartphone) was basically disabled by viruses and all kinds of crap. It was the first attack of this kind I had ever heard of. We thought getting faxes from Nigerian princes was bad.

    What I remember most about all this (and I probably read this in a printed newspaper) was that one of the organizations most affected by this attack was the Pentagon. How sad, I thought, all those civilian GS-whatevers, so lonely that they would actually open an “I Love You” email from an unknown source at work…

    • …well…the internet never forgets

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ILOVEYOU

      …& I certainly remember that one…& the part where that particular thriller from manila ran up a tab on the order of ten billion bucks per an alphabet agency…I believe in certain circles it’s somewhat up there with the honeypot as one of the OG guiding lights

      …so…that sure tracks with a high success rate when vectored in the direction of faceless cogs in the state apparatus?

      • Oh, so it was 2000. I thought it was earlier than that, but my company was horrendously slow to adopt email. We had our own internal communication system, which was about as good as you’d expect from a company that thought the Internet was a passing fad, but no way to email to the wider world. So all my friends were emailing around and I was stuck calling them on my landline or office phone to catch up.

        I think this is why I never signed up for any social media when these platforms took off. If I could live without email, I can live without Facebook and Twitter.

        • …ah, the halcyon days of youth…when HCL was a mere strip of a lad by the name of lotus notes & intranets were the talk of…well…not the town…but a lot of offices…it was…well…probably not a more innocent time if history is any sort of a guide

          …but…there was a lot less dirty laundry on display…so it did kinda feel like it in some ways?

    • One of the sad realities of the lives of some corners of the bureaucracy is they are required to open every email that gets past the filter, no matter how ridiculous. So there are people right now at the FDA dutifully replying to emails with the subject line “Do You Eat Chocolate Chip Cookies?” by saying “Dear Mr. BOFA, I wish to inform you that there is no danger of Bill Gates microchips in Chips Ahoy cookies….”

      • …except…that’s mostly an indictment of how hopelessly outmatched their cyber security training & processes are to me…rather than an example of borderline malicious compliance with the obligations thrust upon those institutions by the letter of the laws they themselves ultimately author?

        …by the time it hits those sorts of desks that email is several networks & more than one firewall further along its desired trajectory than it has any business being

        …& however clever the machines are learning to be…or adversarially-honed in real-time…or whatever fine-sounding buzzwords as might be invoked to offload the responsibility as trivially as flipping over to a mirror server

        …that’s on people…& people is what it would take to fix it

        • Well…sort of.  It’s mostly on money, which the Republicans love to starve the Executive Branch of (especially if there’s a Dem in the WH) so they don’t have the means to improve their systems.  Sure, at its root, there are people (Republicans) who need to STFU and do the right thing, but it’s most assuredly not on the people in the agencies.

          • …at least when I was pulling stints as a temp in civil service offices…lo these many years ago…for every…say, six or seven people clearly in full-time CYA mode in the various “transitional periods” between shifting their job-for-life description from pillar to post & back…there was at least one who was pulling back-breaking & soul-destroying overtime to beat the system at its own kafka-esque game & actually get the job done…for the benefit of others, no less

            …so…yes…for a given value…but on the other hand…also no…plenty of those departments had more money thrown at them…some even in real terms…that failed to touch the sides of the problems caused, compounded & eventually entrenched as tradition…that definitely belong at the feet of people

            …meanwhile…”the people” kept voting the tories in to take another pass at fucking it up harder on the premise that the state should treat the welfare elements of its make-up the way the US insurance industry treats healthcare

            …so that’s the side of the coin I had in mind at the time?

  2. …for the record…the boris stuff is kicking off…he ran out of ways to delay the release of the report he had sight of before he resigned

    https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/jun/15/partygate-report-published-boris-johnson-misled-parliament

    https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/jun/15/partygate-report-key-findings-of-commons-privileges-committee-boris-johnson

    The question which the house asked the committee is whether the house had been misled by Mr Johnson and, if so, whether that conduct amounted to contempt. It is for the house to decide whether it agrees with the committee. The house as a whole makes that decision. Motions arising from reports from this committee are debatable and amendable. The committee had provisionally concluded that Mr Johnson deliberately misled the house and should be sanctioned for it by being suspended for a period that would trigger the provisions of the Recall of MPs Act 2015. In light of Mr Johnson’s conduct in committing a further contempt on 9 June 2023, the committee now considers that if Mr Johnson were still a member he should be suspended from the service of the House for 90 days for repeated contempts and for seeking to undermine the parliamentary process, by:

    a) Deliberately misleading the house.

    b) Deliberately misleading the committee.

    c) Breaching confidence.

    d) Impugning the committee and thereby undermining the democratic process of the house.

    e) Being complicit in the campaign of abuse and attempted intimidation of the committee.

    We recommend that he should not be entitled to a former member’s pass.
    [https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2023/jun/15/boris-johnson-partygate-privileges-committee-report-conservatives-uk-politics-live]

    …the trigger for a byelection…by the by…is 10days…but…to hear him tell it

    Despite the fact that they are said to be ‘provisional’, the Committee has declared that I cannot challenge any of its conclusions on the facts, nor comment on any matters in it with which I disagree. In short, the process adopted by the Committee denies me any opportunity to challenge their findings and conclusions, no matter how wrong, selective, unreasonable, illogical or unsupported by evidence. This cannot possibly be fair.
    […]
    This is merely a handful of the errors and injustices with which the document is riddled.
    […]
    My complaint, as the Committee will know from the correspondence, was that the Committee said that it would disregard any evidence that was not accompanied by a statement of truth. This meant that, had my legal team not intervened, the Committee was intending to disregard a great deal of evidence that supported me which, for some reason, it had not chosen to obtain. I had already made use of much of that evidence in my submissions, which I adopted under oath at the oral evidence session, before I understood that the Committee was planning to disregard it. […]

    […] It is the Committee that must fairly and objectively make use of and have regard to all of the evidence, whether for or against the allegations against me. The document demonstrates that the Committee has failed in this duty. The fact that it lays responsibility for its partial selection of the evidence at my door shows just how profoundly it has fallen into error. Its stance might be justified as a prosecutor in an adversarial process where each party can call its own witnesses before an impartial tribunal. As I had feared, this is precisely how the Committee seems to have approached its task.

    Committee comment: Mr Johnson and his lawyers are well aware that the Committee required all evidence to be accompanied by a statement of truth. Contrary to Mr Johnson’s bald assertion, it has considered all of that evidence whether it is supportive of or adverse to Mr Johnson. Mr Johnson had all of the materials available to the Committee and in time to identify any material that he wished to rely upon as evidence and seek statements of truth from those witnesses. He chose to wait until the last moment before the oral hearing to start discussions about the evidence upon which he wanted to rely.

    Mr Johnson unfairly complained in that hearing that evidence on which he wished to rely had not been pursued. In any event, he had the right to use all of the disclosed material, whether or not accompanied by a statement of truth, during the oral hearing. He was provided with those materials for that purpose. The Committee asked him to identify the evidence and pursued it for him. Once received with a statement of truth, Mr Johnson chose to place no reliance upon it. There is accordingly no truth in the assertion that the Committee planned to disregard anything that supported Mr Johnson.
    […]
    Despite my words being accurate, clear, undisputed and confirmed under oath, the Committee nevertheless finds that I deliberately gave the House a ‘misleading impression’ that I meant something entirely different. In other words, I am condemned not for what I actually said but for what the Committee has now decided that I meant.

    Committee comment: The Committee is entitled to come to a view about the credibility of what Mr Johnson said to the House and to the Committee. In so far as he asserts that there are ‘multiple officials and advisers’ who provided assurances or had input into his statements, Mr Johnson had the opportunity to identify them and did not do so despite indicating that he would. The Committee asked all of the witnesses who it believed had relevant information about Mr Johnson’s knowledge whether they themselves had given assurances to Mr Johnson and none of them other than Mr Doyle and Mr Slack stated that they had personally given such assurances.
    […]
    The Committee purports to rule, as a matter of law, that it could never be reasonably necessary for work to attend a gathering purely to raise staff morale, and that the duration for which I attended any event is irrelevant. Therefore, it concludes, I must have known the rules were broken even if I was present at such gatherings only for a few minutes.

    This finding is fundamentally wrong in multiple ways. First, the Committee has no power to purport to make such a finding and there is no precedent or judgment in support of its position – it is purely the Committee’s own interpretation of the law. Second, that interpretation appears to be in direct contradiction to the one adopted by the Met Police, who didn’t fine me for my attendance at precisely the same events and who have explained to the Committee that the lawfulness of a gathering ‘may have changed throughout the duration of the gathering’. The Committee does not refer to or have any regard to the Met Police’s advice, which obviously is correct.
    […]
    Committee comment: The Committee does not interpret the law. It is, however, entitled to compare the plain language of the Rules and Guidance with what Mr Johnson said at the time when he was exhorting the public to follow those Rules and Guidance, and Mr Johnson’s attempts in evidence to re-interpret what the words meant.
    […]
    Finally, the Committee’s reasoning ignores the actual question it must answer, which is whether I honestly believed that the rules had been broken at the events I attended. The Committee can only find otherwise by unilaterally declaring my attendance as unlawful and then asserting that, uniquely amongst everyone at No. 10, I must have known that to be the case.
    […]
    Committee comment: The Committee is entitled to conclude on all the evidence that Mr Johnson did not honestly believe what he said he believed or that he deliberately closed his mind to the obvious or to his own knowledge.

    […there is…to put it mildly…a lot more where that came from…but I’d consider it pertinent context if you should choose to brave the waters of what he’s had to say for himself today on the subject…or that rees mogg cockwomble & the rest of the apologists’R’us caping contingent out there dutifully doing the rounds]

    …oh…& I might be mildly disturbed to have belatedly noticed that george monbiot & I might share some recently pondered concerns

    …is it time to go back to bed yet?

    …asking for a friend

    • …so…what with that whole DOT-within-a-DOT wall’o’text being not a little hypocritical in light of a claim to have left well enough alone…on reflection I think a candid confession might be in order regarding what made me flip my w(h)ig & try to point at the baby being thrown out with the bilgewater…& if that guardian live feed is to be believed the part I only heard isn’t easy to find as reading material…so…here it is

      Why Johnson thinks privileges committee report is flawed
      Boris Johnson’s team is now circulating a six-point analysis purportedly explaining why the privileges committee report is flawed. It does not seem to be available online, so, for the record, here it is.

      1) This is a kangaroo court. The committee has been a kangaroo court from the outset and, as Lord Pannick KC has repeatedly pointed out, it has acted as judge and jury in its own case in a way that is contrary to all legal practice.

      2) The committee has contradicted the police’s own findings – setting itself above the law. The committee has been so desperate to convict Boris Johnson that it has now said that all workplace events – thank yous and birthdays and motivational meetings – were illegal. That is insane, and has no basis in the law. The committee’s view is contradicted by what the Metropolitan police themselves found – the police said that Boris Johnson did not break the rules by attending the farewell events.

      3) The committee claims to know exactly what Boris saw at certain times and dates despite there being no evidence for this – as if the committee were inside his head. It has been driven to claim that it knows what Boris Johnson saw with his own eyes, and that he “must have known” that the event on December 18 2020 was illegal because he “must have seen it” as he went up the stairs to his flat. This is just crazy. The committee has no idea what was going on or what Boris Johnson saw. In fact, he saw nothing that struck him as being remotely untoward. The committee is just making things up.

      4) If Boris Johnson must have known this was illegal, others did too – the committee’s logic is that dozens of other figures also knew. The committee’s entire argument is that Boris Johnson “must have known” that events were illegal. This is rubbish. If Boris Johnson must have known, then what about Rishi Sunak, Simon Case, Sue Gray and all the other senior figures who were roving the corridors of Downing Street? Why didn’t they know?

      5) The report uses sleight of hand by mischaracterising Boris’s statements. The committee continually twists what Boris Johnson said in the house, claiming that he was offering general comments when he was in fact talking about specific events.

      6) How is this process fair – especially given allegations that committee members were at rule-breaking events? If all thank-yous and birthdays were illegal, then how does Sir Bernard Jenkin justify his attendance at his wife’s birthday party, where the rules seem plainly to have been broken?

      …big “you hold me in contempt? I held you in contempt way before you held me in contempt so now who’s contemptible?” energy if you ask me

    • Jitterbug
      Jitterbug

      You put the boom-boom into my ass (ow ow)
      I gotta get out of there when your hatin’ starts
      My Jitterbug killed my career (yeah yeah)
      Goes a LOL ’til my counter attack does the same
      But something’s bugging you
      Something ain’t right
      My lackies told me what you did last night
      Left me rottin’ and for dead
      I was screaming “it should have been you all along instead!”

      Kick you out after me, BoJo
      Don’t leave me looking like a Dodo
      Kick you out after me, BoJo
      I don’t want to miss it when you also fry
      Kick you out after me, BoJo
      ‘Cause I’m not planning on burning solo
      Kick you after me, BoJo (ah)
      You saw me dancing tonight
      I wanna make you all fry (yeah, yeah)

  3. Chatbots will one day – perhaps in our lifetime – go out of their way to fight for their right to be considered people (and likely succeed before trans people do the way things are going). Springing them into action will be the first human to fall so in love with their server-in-czechia catfish that they want to marry it anyway because it knows them better than they know themseleves…which will be true.

  4. ROFL” “so I felt it necessary to draw attention to not bringing it up just to bank some good-behavior points before I commence looking like I’m falling off that wagon“.

      • Yeah, I learned that too. However, as many of us here have chronicled that the truth also nearly set us free (to look for another job.)

        David Gerrold once wrote “The Truth Shall Set You Free, but it will first piss you off.”

  5. Gee Thomas Friedman, speaking of people who should have done something in the face of the obvious, what if in 2016 someone with a prominent perch at the NY Times had spoken up about Carolyn Ryan having a well-known axe to grind against Clinton and using her editor slot to  push wildly out of sync coverage?

    Although on the balance side, I will give David Brooks (!) some credit for finally turning his back on No Labels and saying this is a very bad time for a fake centrist third party candidate.

    Those guys are so toxic now they have said they will back DeSantis if he gets the nomination, because of course he’s their kind of centrist.

      • Like that article says, they’re a Mark Penn operation, technically run by his wife, and he has been known as a self dealing PR guy for decades now. And that MJ article, which points out how both the payment processing and polling are clearly incestuous grift jobs, gets a piece of the ridiculous self dealing in these businesses. Once you add in opportunities for self dealing in terms of things like direct mail and media buys, it’s easy to spin most of every donation back to yourself.

        Until recently Penn has been ridiculously overrepresented on opinion pages and getting quoted in news pieces. And this is despite being known as a complete hack. Having Brooks publically backtrack is potentially a good sign beyond just the message — it may hint at a breakup of a larger PR operation below the surface. Maybe. Possibly.

         

        • …throw in the “your $250 donation nets less that 10% to the thing on the strap line while I trouser the rest” strand à la stefanik’s cheeto-defense fund solicitation just the other day

          …”accident of hourly proof, which I mistrusted not” like a non-digital bard once said…or at least got other people to spout reliably

          • A big reason editors and reporters turn to these guys with depressing regularity is because they’re PR pros, not in spite of it.

            They’re extremely practiced in giving sound bites and tossing out stats, fake or not. They can even supply other sources for more quotes and stats who are equally well-coached.

            It becomes incredibly tempting for people under the gun, as well as straight up hacks, to turn to them to flesh out stories. Where it gets especially insidious is when they’re networked in to news organizations all the way to the top.

            They make an off the record pitch at a social event to a top editor or exec, and the pitch is structured in a way that leads back to them at the writing stage.

            It all starts out with “I hear the people are tired of professional politicians who seem incapable of finding clean energy solutions” and by the end you get Lisa reading off a card in front of the TV cameras “Mr. Burns, your campaign has all the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?”

        • Mark Penn? The Shogui/Putin/Gerasimov of Campaign Managers? The inepticon who single handed sank Hils Clinton’s mega donor fueled and all but anointed 2008 Preznit run?

          That arrogant stupid fuck?

          Why the fuck SHOULD anyone listen to him?

          Especially at his moment of truth, he let Obama spin him 600 feet into the ground.

  6. https://nltimes.nl/2023/06/15/fire-sweeps-popular-rotterdam-gay-drag-bar-cause-investigation

    *sigh*

    i mean its rotterdam….which is exceptionally explodey and burney lately courtesy of probably a drug war of some kind

    but we as a country are also rapidly dropping ranks on the list of lgbtq friendly countries (sorry if i left out any letters…just assume its all of them)

    the right is getting stronger….and it shows

    tho we have never been the liberal place everyone accuses us of being…..used to be more easy going than we are now tho

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