Ellie bought me a stainless steel mug for work. She had the time 2:38 printed on the side of it. The time signifies when I get home from work every day. It is nice to look at it through the day knowing I will be home with her soon enough. She also purchased a metal straw to go along with it.
Irrational fear alert. I refuse to use the metal straw because I am afraid I might trip while taking a sip of my drink and impale myself. I don’t want to be listed in the Darwin Awards because I am incapable of hydrating myself properly.