I’ve got a marching band to sell you [NOT 19/7/22]

Hi, friends!

Hoping your day is going well.

Apparently the National Archives has also demanded the text messages from the Secret Service on the Jan 6th stuff.

Oh no! They don’t have them! They’re permanently deleted!

  • A system migration happened in Jan 2021 and apparently despite this running counter to IT data management practices, no backup pre-empted that migration
  • Agents were told to go upload relevent text messages to some server
  • Honor system! Nobody checked that stuff was uploaded.
  • Especially convenient that nobody followed through with the Secret Service agents on the ground on Jan 6th (“hey Jimbo, you’ve uploaded everything, right?”)
  • DELETED off their phones because uh-oh! system migration

If folks believe that at face value, I’ve got a marching band to sell to them to keep the kids out of trouble. Trouble with a capital T.

There’s always a record somewhere. The only way this would be legit would be if the actual records were deleted, too. Which, mighty suspicious and also mighty likely.

In related news, Major, the Biden’s german shepherd – remember when he bit the Secret Service agent last year? Seems like maybe he was being a good boy.

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17 Comments

  1. Especially considering that Trump politicized the SS like no preznit has.  The leader of his detail who had handpicked the agents on the WH detail and later became a Trump Admin flunky (unheard of) and then “surprisingly” returned back to the non-political side after the Trump Admin got the boot (like what the Trumpers attempted to do by burying all their political appointees into the career civil service.)

    • If Joe had any spine at all, he would clean house in that agency.  No way can he trust a bunch of Trump sycophants to actually protect him.  But, he won’t because Joe is way too invested in the image of being a conciliatory deal maker.  What he really is, is a chump.

      • THIS. SO. MUCH. THIS.

        If people aren’t going to listen to me SCREAMING FROM THE ROOFTOPS since BEFORE Biden won the primary…or to the recently exposed Garland bit about, “not before the election” and “golly gee willikers Willy, IDK about that ex-president indictment stuff” fucking Garland – cosplaying as a very young Ron Howard – and Barr and Biden circle jerk…that he ONLY cares about his “legacy” as the most centrist POS flip-flopper in the history of the US senate and now his presidency. I certainly hope they listen to you.

        • @butcherbakertoiletrymaker I edited that comment the best I could. I hope it makes sense.

          But Mr. “I wrote the crime bill, thus, wrote the Patriot Act” only cares about one thing. His legacy. His more left-leaning stances today are not because he suddenly gained a sense of morality, but because he is merely, once again, following the winds of change in his own caucus.

          It’s embarrassing.

          On Splinter, every time I mentioned this, I was called a “Bernie Bro” and one of the reasons Trump won in 2016. What I actually was…was RIGHT. And I can’t even vote there.

    • The guy on the left has it right.

      I burn like a vampire in the sun, and few things make me happier than society becoming OK with wearing swim shirts and wide brimmed hats. Nobody needs to see my red peeling skin.

       

      • Could be that he has a mineral sunblock on and everyone around him, in emperor’s new clothes style, was all “oh no, no no, not at all. that totally isn’t making a strong white cast on your skin.”

        • Pretty sure that bright glare you see reflecting into your eyes as fucking gamma ray whiteness is the reflectance of all the glares directed toward him from all those whose life savings he stole from pump & dumping crypto currency stocks.

          If you squint enough, you’ll see it.

          …remember when I said that crypto currency will end up like search engines of the late 90’s and early 2000’s? I meant it. Soon, the world will be alt-right enough for the crypto currency to take over…and there will eventually be the Google of crypto currency. Believe it.

        • It definitely seems to be that, Brighter!

          The thing that surprised *me* the most about it, is that Elon appears to have less hair on his body that *I* do!

          Hell, i think *my* legs most likely have  *more noticeable hair* than he does (mostly because I’m a lazy-ass who wears capri-length jeans all summer, which means I basically only shave from my knees down, every other week or so😉🤣!)

          His ancestors are northern European from the same basic regions as mine, if I understand right….

          Which is why i found it *slightly* surprising** that–as a man in his 50’s–his skin looks more like an tween/ adolescent’s, than it does your average-variety middle-aged white dude!

           

          **aka STRANGELY disconcerting if you know average white folks in the 50-and-above age group!!!

          We white folks usually start getting ALL sorts of random body-hair by then!😉😁💖

  2. All that money, yet still he has a poorly executed facelift, overdone botox, obvious hair transplants, and Rudi style hair dye. At least it appears as such in the photo. Pass me the visine.

  3. If the best forensic teams cannot find the data ANYWHERE, I’ll do it for free…all they need to do is ask. And by ask I mean convince me that they seriously cannot do it themselves.

    I don’t even want the marching band.

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