Happy arbitrary date holiday!
I hope your weekend went well, and that any hangovers are mild.
Any advice for the month of January?
Here’s what I got:
- If you go to an actual gym, skip the next 2 weeks. Everyone will be all up on their “omg I will lose 20 pounds in a month!!!” spazzy workouts and all the machines will be busy.
- Don’t ask anyone to do anything that costs money. December is expensive, we’re all catching up still.
- Retailers do everything possible to make you feel bad about yourself in January to sell you on wellness crap and diet food.
- Eat and drink whatever the fuck you want, rest assured the folks on the super restricting diet high horses will fall off those wagons by the end of the month.
- Don’t forget you’re awesome and a fucking delight to this community.