Mediocre things that lasted longer than the Confederacy, ranked

Let's remember some guys (and things)

1. The King of Queens (9 years)

2. The Republic of Texas (9 years) 

3. Mark Lemke’s baseball career (10 years)

4. World War I (4.5 years)

5. “Avatar” as the top-grossing movie of all time (10 years)

6. The Democratic Party (192 years)

7. Centralia mine fire (~58 years)

8. Charlie Sheen’s time on “Two and a Half Men” (8 years) 

9. Cats’ original Broadway run (18 years)

10. Steven Seagal as a leading man (9 years)

11. Bob Backlund’s WWE title run (2,135 days)

12. The Rosie O’Donnell Show (6 years)

13. Gossip Girl (5 years)

14. Star Trek Voyager (7 years)

15. Maj. Frank Burns’s run on “M*A*S*H” (5 years)

16. Ivan Lendl as No. 1 tennis player in the world (270 weeks) 

17. Akili Smith’s football career (6 years)

18. C. Everett Koop’s time as Surgeon General (7 years)

19. Getting hit by a bus

20. The Tampa Bay Rays (22 years)

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