Michael Bloomberg is pulling a Harry by sneaking his name into the Goblet of Fire that is the 2020 Presidential Campaign. Feeling like the current candidates don’t have what it takes to beat Voldertrump, Bloomberg is preparing to file on the Democratic ballot in Alabama, one of the Super Tuesday states.
He entertained a presidential run earlier, but felt that Joe Biden and his Obama Patronus could handle things on their own. Since, they’ve started tanking in the polls and Hermione Warren and Cedric “Bernie” Diggory are swinging a little too left with their house elf rights and Medicare for All, Bloomberg is a little worried about the big battle going down.
Sorry for the Harry Potter silliness – but for some reason it seemed to fit.