Yesterday was the last of the road trips for a while. If I don’t have to get in my car at all today I’ll be happy.
Big day Monday for Cleveland railfans:
Big Boy No. 4014 draws thousands across Northeast Ohio for once-in-a-lifetime look at railroad history
https://www.cleveland.com/news/2026/06/big-boy-no-4014-draws-thousands-across-northeast-ohio-for-once-in-a-lifetime-look-at-railroad-history.html
It was truly an insane and cool thing to see in person. The ground shook like an earthquake. I can’t even do it justice, so if you get the chance to see it on this cross country trip I HIGHLY recommend it.
I thought he told them to knock it off?
Middle East crisis live: US military launches strikes against Iran after Trump vowed response to downing of helicopter
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/jun/09/middle-east-crisis-iran-israel-us-donald-trump-strait-of-hormuz-peace-deal-latest-news-updates
Shot:
Chaser:
Screwworm detections in Texas grow amid expanding response
https://www.tpr.org/environment/2026-06-08/usda-confirms-two-more-new-world-screwworm-cases-in-texas?utm_source=npr.org&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=national_highlight&utm_content=homepage
Never Go Off The Trail
‘This is it’: mauled US hiker recalls moment grizzly locked eyes with him
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/09/hiker-grizzly-bear-attack
Have a great day!
Every time I see that Far Side Cartoon I am reminded of the time when I was 4ish, I stuffed my toddler sister into the dryer because in my mind it looked like the Apollo capsule entrance as I wanted to send her into space. (I tried to stuff myself into the dryer but I was already too big to fit.)
Mom was not pleased. My sis thought it was fun.
Knowing what I know about dryers now, the fact I couldn’t fit was probably good for the dryer as the drum’s bearing would have been fucked up with something heavier than wet clothes.
Even a busted Neocon is occasionally correct.
The Hunt for Screw Worm Summer
I felt that way when that arrogant fuckwit ran around with a chainsaw last year.
Now…
…really ought to be doing something else already so not going to find exactly where right this minute but I think it was new mexico that had registered an outside-texas instance of the screwworm thing…& I’m not about to try to unpick who did what on purpose that wound up with two live pilots & one sunk helicopter after that & a drone managed to run into one another…but…the statements are a sequence of switchbacks…”US must respond” then “ok we’re done & anyway NBD they fine” but by then iran is doing the “must respond to this unprovoked aggression” thing & more & more it seems like nobody even knows where to look for the off-switch
…so…dunno how big of a splash all the shit in belfast has been getting…but…at this point you’d think tony blair would have come out with a good 10,000 words on why elon musk should be jailed under some fine print clause from his good friday agreement?
…maybe…at the very outside…I can believe the dude spends statistically significant amounts of his time *that deep* in a k-hole…or…is some flavor of literal sociopath…or whatever it takes to find anything mediated by a screen to have the same relationship to your reality as a video game & think your ascribed net worth is the pinball score or whatever…but…that’s a residential street…on fire…in a city that for a decent chunk of my life was a byword for sectarian violence that had the police bringing miltary backup…& it probably loses some stuff in translation these days…on the one hand they gave the police guns at the airports first & then in other places so the feeling like you’re in a place so safe the police don’t even need those is gone to at least some extent…& in plenty of the US the police rolls in a way that is only semantically different…or…cosmetically…same kit…different paint-job & the job still gets a non-military designation…but…APCs & troops on city streets that would lob molotovs at police vans even on a school night is at least in my limited experience worse than any US neighborhood I’ve been in for more than an hour
…the world’s “wealthiest” man…on the most literally incredible hot streak of getting to serially leverage the genuine work of people that in as far as anyone seems to be able to pin down every case that isn’t on the order of being a cybertruck of an idea…aren’t him…into being able to double-or-quits himself into the whole online-ozymandius psychotic implosion just…I dunno…pinned between the endless fuel of the imaginary money & the event horizon of the critical mass of shitty-person-ness in all its super-density
…but…the man is out there searching up hate-fodder from days & weeks ago to fling like lighter fluid on the BBQ he wants to start *after* there are houses on fucking fire
…if life imitated art some loose cannon from interpol with a years-long career-stalling grudge & a remarkable facility for some form of action-movie-hi-jinks would have rendered everyone else on his floor unconscious before rendition-ing the dude to a blacksite like it’s the opening sequence for the next bond flick
…sorry…I know it isn’t *just* that asshole in particular like he’s some sort of singularity of awful
…but the wild bullshit that’s been somehow socially acceptable to keep holding the spot reserved for actually grasping the deal with how many people there are & where & what-all needs to happen for that not to fluctuate on the basis of how many times the population of where died of preventable stuff this year or how to maybe do better on that next year given the things we could reasonably conclude that might have in store for who
…I dunno…I go on about being a fan of irony a bunch & maybe it sounds glib…but…I think…I’d eat the consequences of being wrong about there being a god if it turned out the whole thing had been getting scored on that instead of the pinball number thing the whole time…because I can see a sort of heavenly pay-per-view reward system where you get to watch in paradis-o-vision as someone like musk goes through the HR/exit/intake process…all these fucking hideous ghouls relish the opportunity to be king john in a robin hood costume from spirit halloween
…you’d…think…maybe…there might even be a law or two against at least some of it…surely?
Why make Swastika (that’s what I call X) legit?
…the breadth & depth of the hypocrisy at work in…say…jenrick…who…you know…held the post & didn’t when he (I guess) “coulda” first pledges to ban all entry to people from the first place they said the guy that stabbed someone came from…& then when that turns out to be a different place-that-starts-with-an-s…rather than switch…says he’ll go why-not-both on that…I could get into for probably fucking weeks…but…loadsamoney…the e.w. one quotes from a thread that doesn’t embed…&…fuck it…wouldn’t be the way I’d word some of it but this is quicker & I get to claim someone else made you scroll?
…starts here
…I dunno…but I literally can not imagine that back before they had to remove the bins from the streets because of people leaving bombs in them if there had been some white south african dude with a lot of money saying that kind of thing on main from the US they would have been handed over by the state department before maggie even had to ask ron
Elmo is officially a genocidal maniac and must be stopped at all costs.
This is correct.
This is again a place where a real opposition party would be great, to say “No, sorry, you want racial genocide, we won’t actually be paying you billions of dollars in contracts.”
Alas.
Forget it Ben, It’s Utah.
Only a fucking idiot (not the kids (?!?) who tried to help someone recover their family collection of Legos) would declare open war and expose a level of corruption within the local police and judiciary because of Legos.
Goddamnn it! Check before posting, idiot!
fucking idiot who would crush someone (not the kids?!?…
Fucking idiot = scumbag CEO of Bricks, not Ben.
Five takeaways from the primaries in Maine and South Carolina
The highlights:
Platner advances. And hopefully the odious Nancy Mace will slink away and never be heard from again. We will never be free of Lindsay Graham.
I failed as a parent because I have an autistic son who doesn’t care at all about trains. He enjoys riding on them, he likes maps and timetables, and still, couldn’t give a toss about trains. Just a total failure on my end.
Maui used to have sugar cane trains …
More coverups. Feds tell New Mexico to stop investigating Epstein’s ranch.
Strategist baffled as Epstein scandal ‘continues to unravel’ with disturbing new turn
…one of these days I’m going to have to hold my nose & read that fucking book rees-mogg’s dad wrote…because all of this shit is like a bunch of…I forget what level of drinking larry miller pegged it to but the stage where someone says “if we had our own bar we could just always live like this” or words to that effect…&…maybe in the funny version passes out right after…but they pretty much seem to think they can re-tool the way all the stuff they think they understand works to dial themselves in as people that get to act like countries that are superpowers in a semi-logical contortion of the concept that gets you corporations that are a people & people that are brands that are holding companies for trust that aren’t blind but get to be in the para-olympics because the classification system is more complicated than you think if you thought there was only one definition of blind
…it’s crazy-making that it can even look like that can work…but historically their odds are…nowhere near as bad as they ought to be…if it wasn’t for the way the greeks & the romans picked different names but broadly agreed on how you got from titans to gods to people…you’d almost think it was clever to have even thought you could build an evolutionary niche as a parasitic life-form insulated from humanity by intermediating laminate financial entities
…but president “you never get to see my books” & his team of “we broke it, you bought it” fuckwits who think it’s a result when you break shit & it kills people…is…more or less literally…*all* about that life
…&…like…loads of the people signing on for that team are…not well-off…& maybe they think apartheid is the nearest they get to living like the other half…but…they do love to talk about it like it’s a war…& if it is…they’re picking generals who outright say “we will happily burn you where you stand just to get to juice a bottom line”…it’s like the lions led by donkeys only the lions are…also donkeys…& the donkeys are hyenas…so they think carrion is the winning condition…& like the taste of donkey just fine…&…still the queue…like the bit from the commitments?
…meanwhile…here’s $75 billion from “the markets” to stand up your claim your leverage-mountain is worth more money than god & that’s why everyone has to take your bullshit…because the alternative is we call a string of adjacent notes that are currently load-bearing in significant places…well, shit…I guess you won, then…nothing can ever happen that could in any way prevent the inevitability of your overriding “will to power” & you’re “beyond good & evil” now in your at-least-demi-god “sovereign citizen” parasitic pocket universe from which you puppet the world now…sure…I bet I can just go on about my day & none of that crazy will infect my reality in any noticeable way because akshully it me that’s weird about that guy…he’s a big successful genius business all-star…I must be…what?
…the fuck is wrong with you?
…ok…everyone gets a pass…but…henceforth…telling someone they might be jealous of elon musk & *that* is both why they dislike him & also as hell’s own buy-one-get-one-free it’s why no criticism offered can be valid a priori because “bias”?
…yeah…that’s a fine payable in teeth from me, I think…dealer’s choice on the enforcement & all…or there won’t be enough dentists in too many places…but…yeah…I think that’d pass the hamurabi eye-for-an-eye thing
…how you gonna say to a person they’re such an abject specimen of humanity that they could *aspire* to be elon…&…not be expecting those to be fighting words?
Bottom line: The regime wouldn’t tell people to stop looking if there wasn’t something to find. And at this point, I’d expect horrors, like torture rooms or mass graves, rather than just “he had the whole place wired for high-def covert surveillance.” I’m sure he did, but I’d bet on there being much worse things to find.
And now we wait for the next Graham Platner news to drop. I’m sure Susan “I’m Concerned” Collins and the GOP will be considerably better at unearthing his other terrible acts than the Democrats were.
Yup, now the real opposition research begins.
DEMS: Pretty please, Mr. Platner, please share with us if there are any other things we should know about going into this campaign.
REPUBS: Put 200 investigators on to this guy 24/7. Give us a full dossier going back to his birth. If he kissed a girl in first grade and made her cry, we want to know about it. If he stole a candy bar from a convenience store when he was 12, we want statements from all witnesses and law enforcement. Spare no expense — we’re prepared to hand you millions of dollars to uncover the tiniest speck of dirt, and we want the information yesterday. Fox News is standing by to run stories for 48 minutes every hour until November. Now get moving.
Even the Republicans hate this guy!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-might-have-to-replace-bozo
and sounds like more and more hate this fucker too!
https://sabrinahaake.substack.com/p/losing-the-slush-fund-wont-save-blanche
…that might be why peter flagged it…but I stuck it here because
…the argument is the president is a code-switching speaker…& that’s at least a bit funny?