Happy Wednesday folks!
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RFK Jr faces call for investigation into claim he chainsawed whale’s head off
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/aug/27/rfk-jr-dead-whaleI think they should keep hitting him with indictments til he gets an aneurysm.
Special counsel files new indictment against Trump in election subversion case – live
Stonks!
Nvidia has become world’s ‘most important stock,’ adding pressure to upcoming earnings report
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/08/27/nvidia-is-worlds-most-important-stock-adds-pressure-to-q2-earnings.html
Sprots!
Kelce Brothers Sign Deal With Amazon’s Wondery for ‘New Heights’ Podcast Worth More Than $100 Million
https://variety.com/2024/digital/news/kelce-brothers-podcast-wondery-new-heights-1236118594
WAIT WHAT
And on that note, have a great day!
I didn’t realize sperm donation paid so well.
He is a bit of a wanker.
Every RFKjr story reads like a Mad Libs of sociopathy. And, what is with all of these billionaires obsessed with inflicting the planet with so many of their children? I know they’re narcissists and buy into their own bullshit but JFC.
If money is how you choose to keep score, billionaires are obviously humanity’s winners and thus owe us their genetics.
Or else they’re all psychopaths and narcissists. You know, a little of column A, a little of column B …
It’s totally fits the worldview of these nuts that they have such messed up, unscientific ideas about genetics.
The J.D. Vance nuttiness about women as breeding stock combines with paranoia about America’s nordic stock being overwhelmed, chants of “Jews will not replace us” and RFK Jr.’s conspiracy theory that Covid was supposedly engineered to target Blacks and avoid Jews.
The actual science of genetics does not following the hypersimplistic if-then model of writing a Perl script to sort a list of numbers. But they’re just too dumb to grasp any of the hows and whys.
I’m pretty sure someone like Elon has calipers to measure skull size.
Fucking Eugenics fanboys.
This is all of a piece with abortion in America. If you really wanted to get to a world with 0 abortions, you wouldn’t ban them and call it a day. You’d start — the very first thing! — by nationalizing contraception access and making it free. You’d have free and easily available health care for pregnant women. You’d plow research money into prenatal health issues for both mother and child. You’d create a federal child care system, give parents more money and time off before and after birth, and then, broadly, you’d make adoption easier and cheaper, and maybe fix the entire foster care system while you’re at it.
But all of that stuff would empower women (and families) and that’s the absolute last thing they want so instead it’s just “hey, please be breeding stock.”
There is something a touch Madame Tussaud-ish about that image of Pavel Durov. Are we sure he’s 100% human?
I really didn’t think “brain worm” could be topped by RFK Jr. and yet he went even harder with “whale juice” and I can only imagine how he plans to top that one.
I can’t find the exact quote right now, but Brain Worm has pretty much admitted there’s a lot more disturbing stuff about him to be uncovered. Gotta figure the WTFs have only gotten started.
I forget who made the joke but if you could find his number, call him and just say “I know what happened on the boat” he’d be admitting he cooked and ate someone on his sailboat back in the 90s to Roseanne within a week.
Durov’s favorite movie
This is the kind of thing the Trump campaign does which is so awful that the political press does a collective shrug and moves on, rather than deal with it.
https://www.npr.org/2024/08/27/nx-s1-5091154/trump-arlington-cemetery
You simply do not do that at Arlington Cemetery. The DC press corps for decades has claimed to hold the highest standards as far as keeping Arlington above politics, but now that Trump has blatantly violated the norm they are going to drop this rather than upset their precious self-perception of neutrality.
Again, this is the moment when the Democrats desperately need a Fox News because if Harris’s staff did something like this it would be in 96-sized font on the front page of the website for the next week, with “Breaking” and alarm bells for a month on TV, there would be scores of new Facebook groups springing up entirely to astroturf letters and emails to the media, every racist uncle in America would be bringing it up as a “BUHWHATABOUT” to literally everything until 2031.
But, alas, they rely on the gatekeepers to point out how insane it is and they’re somewhere between “unwilling” and “openly want Trump to win.”
If MSNBC or the NY Times ever actually became the Fox News of the left like conventional wisdom claims, it would be pretty scary to have some cranky billionaire enforcing message discipline 24×7 across a network and entire party.
But we get worst of both worlds where Fox gets to exert extreme gravitational force on the news and the rest of the press pretends it doesn’t even exist.
Fuck the MSM. Tax cuts for the rich is the sanctity they care about.
Sad news:
https://www.wwnytv.com/2024/08/27/lowvilles-kraft-plant-stop-making-string-cheese-november/
Sad news, indeed.
Wow, that’s where I started as a “reporter,” working at the Journal and Republican. Kraft does a huge cheese cake at one of their festivals and the school has been damn near destroyed, not once, but twice this year due to extreme flooding.
and not one rethug will care about the deficit until the dems get back power…
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/08/27/trump-harris-budget-deficit-economy-election.html
If you need a deep dive on the “broligarch”, Bette Dangerous is for you!
https://www.bettedangerous.com/p/menticide-is-not-free-speech-an-updated
That didn’t last long…
Ok so that CNN article about what’s his face telegram fuckboi wanker? It’s a love letter to him. It’s all about how great he is.
The article needs to be about the mentality of someone who is actively engaging in eugenics as well as risking the health of so many children. The risk of accidental incest if he’s doing this in areas with limited populations, etc.
I once read something really interesting about Iceland. Because the country is so tiny and its population so small and homogenous, those contemplating childbirth, and maybe all couples who’d like to get married, must consult with some kind of national hereditary office. The intent is not to discover whether you are related, that’s a given, but exactly how closely. Why an Icelander wouldn’t know who their siblings and first cousins are, I don’t know, but I guess “blended families” can throw up all sorts of surprises. Like, for example, Mom gets fed up and leaves her family behind in Reykjavik and moves to the hinterlands. She meets a guy and has a couple of kids. The breakup was acrimonious so everyone has lost contact. Lo and behold, you’re at the Diskø Diskø 20 years later and you meet someone who doesn’t share your last name but…
I suspect it’s more a thing about how much consanguinity is too much consanguinity without knowing risks.
Like you know your first cousins. You might know your second cousins, or some of your first cousins once removed.
But also, you could end up in a situation where you share several ancestors with someone despite not being cousins in the current generation.
You end up with this kind of situation…
Or worse…
Ew. Ew ew ew.
Well, the whole thing about last names in Iceland is a bit tricky anyway.
Alain Delon has died.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/article/2024/aug/24/alain-delon-buried-grounds-estate-douchy
CNN: Trump Indicted Again: Here’s Why That’s Bad News For Harris
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For fuck’s sake, CNN. What a shitty byline.
They just never get tired of it, do they?