Hey gang hope everyone is having a good week so far!
The cruelty is the point.
Texas woman files emergency lawsuit to terminate her non-viable pregnancy
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/dec/05/texas-woman-emergency-abortion-lawsuit
This guy is a joke
House Speaker Johnson wants to blur January 6 footage to protect Capitol rioters
https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/05/politics/mike-johnson
“As you know, we have to blur some of the faces of persons who participated in events of that day because we don’t want them to be retaliated against and to be charged by the DOJ and to have other, you know, concerns and problems.”
Exciting night in my neck of the woods!
Police identify man likely killed in Arlington house blast
https://wapo.st/47YPUpy
Super productive bruh!
Tommy Tuberville says he will end blockade of 400 military promotions
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/dec/05/tommy-tuberville-end-military-promotions-blockade
Stonks!
Apple’s market cap closes above $3 trillion
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/12/05/apples-market-cap-closes-above-3-trillion.html
Sprots!
Ranking every college football bowl game, from Myrtle Beach to Sugar
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2023/12/04/college-football-bowl-game-rankings/
Anyone wants to buy me a present…
Have a great day!
That bacon ain’t quite right.
They didn’t even bother cooking it. Just slapped two raw slabs of bacon on the plate.
I find myself forced to agree with you in this isolated incident. Don’t get used to it.
Welcome to the side of truth and righteousness.
Don’t give into the dark and crispy side @bryanlsplinter !!!
Never.
The stereotype of English cooking is everything is either way under or overcooked, and you can see it on that plate.
…in fairness to the british fry up…done well it is a marvelous thing & very much capable of setting you up for the day
…the premier inn version…which is maybe analogous to a motel 6 or something…is a bit of a travesty, tbh…very much in the vein that led bill hicks to the line “you don’t boil pizza”
…it is taken very seriously in some circles
https://englishbreakfastsociety.com/full-english-breakfast.html
…but for my part I would merely note that the existence of documented underdone bacon in a premier inn breakfast does not prima face rule out the putative existence of overdone bacon…except in the hypothetical sense where it’s so crispy it shatters on contact into slivers too small to see…which would presumably be the case in the mirror opposite scenario to the premier inn take?
I am on the side of not charring bacon but the English take it about 8 steps too far and I cannot defend their atrocities against food.
Tuberville said he would still hold out on the 4 star generals, which can still have an impact. Hopefully though the other republicans in the Senate are still tired enough of his bullshit to vote to bypass him on those too.
I still can’t get over the fact that there’s a Senator named Tommy Tuberville. Sounds like a cartoon character from a children’s TV show. Although Britain has Baron Sugar and Baron Adonis, so I suppose the Anglophone world doesn’t really lack for names that provoke a smirk from those of us with a preteen sense of humor.
On the subject of Senators, our junior Senator is named Kirsten Gillibrand, who was plucked from obscurity when HRC, our notional junior Senator at the time, made her first run for the Presidency. Around this time I was at a party, nothing to do with politics, and somebody I had never met before blowhardedly assured us that our new Senator was Jake Gylllenhaal.
I can, when called upon, exercise discretion and maintain a dignified silence, and this was one of those times. It helped (and hurt) that BH kicked me under the table and hit my left kneecap. The price of love.
I always think of an 80’s pop star.
I will not stand for the besmirching of Tommy Tutone.
I cannot defend the drummer’s tank top, however. He’ll have to answer for that.
Were you not alive circa 1980? They’re all dressed like they leapt from the pages of GQ. I personally favor the guy in the striped Breton fisherman shirt(?) but chacun à son goût.
I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that a single worthless fuckwit can halt this process. Where are the checks and balances?
He is saving those 4 for his lord and savior to appoint when he returns to office as the bible tells us will be done.
The Senate always had the power to go around him, it’s just that it would have required an up-and-down vote for every single promotion. Since there were hundreds of them, it would have taken weeks to do and would have required Schumer to basically drop all other Senate business to get it done. He refused to do that just because Coach Sen. Dipshit was being obstinate.
In other news (sorry, this headline came from the New York Post; no need to provide a link, the headline says it all)
Hon, it’s tough enough to keep track of the Bidens. For that matter, I’m having trouble keeping up with Mayor Eric Adams, who is as incompetent and vainglorious as Bill deBlasio but with an added layer of even more hamhanded corruption and cronyism that should shock the conscience of the citizens of my Fair Gotham.
What was my solemn pledge to be more positive in future?
Well, bless her heart. I’m not entirely sure I could pick Chris Christie out of a lineup, much less some relative with severe entitlement issues. I mean, generally speaking, size would give it away but if you put a bunch of other big guys in suits in the lineup? I’d be guessing.
I love a “don’t you know who I am” more than almost anything else. Especially when my truthful answer would be “No, I don’t.”
Gotta be honest, I didn’t realize he was still alive. Farewell, sir.
Norman Lear, who brought social commentary to the sitcom, dies at 101
Oh yeah he was being profiled and interviewed within the past year. He was working on some kind of reboot at the time. He was a genius.
I just hope he managed to have a good laugh about waiting Kissinger out and then outliving him.
My goodness. Whatever is this world coming to?
Josh Marshall has some more details on that Florida GOP power couple sex scandal
The fact that Ziegler’s first name is Christian is the piped frosting on the Gingerbread Man Christmas ornament. “What a piece of work is a man.” Wm Shakespeare.
I have never participated in a threeway, and can’t really imagine how that must work, but I have shared (platonically) beds and floor spaces with all kinds of people. And dogs, of course. So many dogs. And let alone filming some kind of escapade and uploading it. What is wrong with people?
Bridget is the imbecile that was appointed to the punitive Disney board that rules the Disney taxing district by DeSantis, and made statements that seemed to indicate that she believed she would now be telling Disney what movies they could make. Apparently someone pulled her aside and said, no, dear, it’s more wastewater management than overseeing Disney creative.
I’m sure Disney is loving any paranoia that may be growing that they were digging up dirt on these people. Although realistically people like that have stepped on a lot of toes.
Yeah if I agreed to a three-way and then one person cancelled, that’s not what I signed up for.
This really does feel like “well they consented to some sex stuff therefore you can say they consented to everything.”
Given that the republican party has no concept of what consent means, they won’t care and won’t consider it rape.
“Two days earlier the three had agreed to meet for another encounter, but Bridget Ziegler couldn’t make it. The accuser canceled after finding out Bridget wouldn’t be there. “I was mainly in it for her,” she reportedly told Christian Ziegler. But Christian showed up anyway.”
Ok, I am not kink-shaming nor victim-blaming… much. But, what about this lady would provoke this… unicorn person? An element of self-hatred? Did she just get back from a decade abroad and didn’t know who they were?
Well, to be utterly shallow, if you look at their pictures, Bridget is … significantly more physically attractive than her husband.
And let’s face it, lots of people don’t follow the news or anything else. So the woman may not have realized that these two cretins are actively demonizing the LGBTQ+ community.
Times like this I assume there were side benefits like access to a vacation rental or an envelope of cash.
Highly likely. After all, we have a rich history of Republicans paying for sex here in the Sunshine State — cough * Matt Gaetz * cough.
Oh no, me neither. This particular story is completely new to me. Wasn’t it at this venue where I explained how I learned what a throuple was? I was at a roof party, we used to have them all the time, and I got talking to these three guys I had never never met before. From the roof you/one/I could see their apartment building. Later, the guy who invited them told me that they were a throuple. “A what?” So the guy gently, and very sensitively, explained what a throuple was. I was about 50.
NOT the popcorn machine!
https://www.rawstory.com/nancy-mace-popcorn-machine/
End of the world & I feel fine!
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2023/12/effective-accelerationism/
This here’s a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue
Two young aides with nothin’ better to do
Than sit around the House, get abused, and watch the tube
And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose
They went down to, ooh, Nancy Mace’s place
That’s where they ran to give their final notice
Billy Joe told off Mace while leaving her office
Bobbie Sue took the popcorn machine and run
Go on take the popcorn and run
2nd link reminds me of this (I’m a subscriber so I read it in the magazine)
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2023/09/praxis-society-city-dryden-brown-peter-thiel/
No salmon crossing the road footage yet but it is coming soon!
https://www.heraldnet.com/news/stilly-hits-major-flood-stage-rain-pummels-snohomish-county/
Guess Barely Speaker Qevin has decided to just collect his Congressional pension.
Former speaker Kevin McCarthy will retire from Congress at end of year
Man, what could possibly make all these Republicans retire or decide not to run? Over three dozen so far? I shall ponder this.
jk; they know they’re going to lose bigly.
I wake up in the morning
And I raise my weary head
I’ve got an old coat for a pillow
And my couch was last night’s bed
I don’t know where I’m going
Only God knows where I’ve been
I’m a dummy on the run
A Trump fondler
A tiny fart in the wind
When you’re brought into this world
They say you’re born in sin
Well, at least they gave me something
I didn’t have to steal or have to win
Well, they tell me that I’m a failure
Yeah, I’m a failed man
I’m that dolt in your stable
I’m what Curley Joe was to Curley
Mister, mock me if you can
I’m going down in a blaze of infamy
Take me now but know the truth
I’m going down in a blaze of glory
And, Lord, I never won at first
But I did after 15 votes
I’m no one’s winner
Call me a Young Dumb
Two Manchu compositions in a single day? We are truly blessed.
#art
I think for some of them they’re also just sick of it. I think finding out the only ones who matter are a dozen or so raving lunatics drained a lot of the ego boost and trappings of prestige from the job.
A big part of McCarthy’s job was stroking the egos of the powerless reps and telling them that they really mattered, and begging them to hang on a little longer so things could get better. But that’s over for a lot of them, and you have to wonder if more will be “quiet quitting” and just going through the motions.
I don’t know if any of them have good intentions, but a lot have ambitions. They want things like higher offices, pork barrel projects, rewards for friends, and cushy lobbyist jobs. Those things get a lot harder with the power shift to the extremists, who are not only ineffective but petty and vengeful. There isn’t even much of a game to play anymore.
McCarthy is definitely taking the popcorn machine.
Also noted: Hash browns do not occur in nature in triangle form.
Triangles?!! Hold my calls; I must retire to my fainting couch.
It’s the circle of life! McCarthy was the upstart righty screaming that John Boehner was too left-wing to govern last decade; now he’s the RINO centrist getting pilloried by an even further-right psychopath. Someday soon, Rep. Kyle Rittenhouse will lead the campaign to depose notorious centrist Marjorie Taylor Greene. Sunrise, sunset.
I always think of the thing Gingrich said when his time was over. Something like “you can’t work with these animals.” And that was 25 years ago.
More fun in the
newold world.US plastic bag recycling directory site taken down after ‘abysmal failure’
The ABC report:
https://abcnews.go.com/WNT/video/americas-plastic-bag-recycling-stream-scrutiny-99553006
That’s well known in New York. Every so often when the Department of Sanitation needs to meet some kind of revenue-generating quota they’ll descend on apartment buildings and rummage through the garbage.
https://cbcny.org/advocacy/testimony-state-new-york-city-recycling
From the article:
I can’t tell you the billions of hours wasted by me and my fellow citizens cleaning and sorting packaging, only to have it trucked to a remote landfill in the deep South or somewhere. Oh well. It seems to make people feel good.