Hope everyone had an awesome weekend! My weekend was overly productive. I could stand to sit on the couch and do nothing for a bit.
My windows were open all day and I didn’t hear a thing
Sonic boom heard across D.C. region caused by military flight, officials say
https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2023/06/04/sonic-boom-washington-virginia-maryland/
I love my rep!
Jamie Raskin beat cancer twice. Now he turns to his political future.
https://wapo.st/3qvWenR (Gift Article)
History should be kind to him
These decisions weren’t popular. Jimmy Carter made them anyway
https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/04/politics/jimmy-carter-legacy-refugees-cec/index.html
They’re so mad about having to treat other human beings as such
Target, Bud, and Kohls stock is on sale.
Boycotts hit stocks hard. Here’s what might be next for Bud, Target and others caught in the anti-Pride backlash
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/06/03/anti-pride-backlash-what-target-anheuser-busch-and-others-should-expect-next-.html
Ooh, I’ve always liked him!
‘I won’t be getting my kit off again’: The Full Monty’s Robert Carlyle on the role of a lifetime
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2023/jun/04/i-wont-be-getting-my-kit-off-again-the-full-montys-robert-carlyle-on-the-role-of-a-lifetime
Um, elf?
Have a great day!
FUCKING TOURISTS, STOP TOUCHING THE FUCKING WILDLIFE.
Unfortunately, people are just really, really, really dumb, (also, I’m people sometimes.)
Just recently I was mentioning that heds and leaders are often overlooked in online stories in the race to create something clickbait-worthy and get the story out the door. Do you know what I learned recently? When it’s mating seasons for the elk/elf they put out mating calls and that’s called “bugling”!
Aren’t they magnificent.
As for DeSantis’s War on Woke: Yes, a lot of wokery is absurd, but on the other hand we’ve never had a true color-blind meritocracy in this country, not even in New York, where supposedly nothing matters except your competence and hustle. Believe me, where I went to school and my whole pre-work trajectory in general, including my extended foray in Europe, would have gone much differently if I looked like Better Half, and to this day there might be a cloud of suspicion over my academic credentials. “Oh, he went there. Affirmative action. That’s nice. Next.”
I think DeSantis was, in his double Ivy League way, attempting to quote Churchill. Let’s listen to the real one, who was probably more than a little drunk and sleep-deprived. Dunkirk had just been evacuated:
But yes, let’s pretend that a few elementary school librarians, if those even exist anymore, are the equivalent of an invading Fascist army. Moron. Even I am starting to see the appeal of Donald Trump. He obviously couldn’t give a shit about any of this. His three Supreme Court picks were unfortunate, but they were handed to him by Mitch McConnell, who got them from the Federalist Society. You think Donald Trump wants abortion outlawed nationwide? How many children would he have? He’s got five already, and Tiff was an obvious mistake that Marla refused to abort.
I think I should go back to my “Art Lover’s Guide to Rome” and regain perspective. I am fairly familiar with that was happening in Rome 2,000 years ago (it was the Golden Age of the Empire, and even better times were to come) but I can’t imagine that 2,000 years from now anyone will be around to study America from 2023, or if anyone is, why would they want to.
There is no chance of progress when “woke” leftist media like CBS morning let’s Nikky Haley run her hateful mouth uninhibited. Wow.
Yep, the media is complicit.
Nikki should remember who the GOPer base is by posting a pic of her immigrant family. As a child of immigrants it pisses me off when they forget who they are and where their parents are from
Or we could start calling her NIMARATA RANDHAWA Haley like they did to Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
We have long suspected that Disgraced Former Governor Handsy was somehow aligned with the Mob, and it was almost certain that Dad was, and Mom actually came from a Mob family, I believe. However, these very well-founded suspicions were always dismissed by the Democratic Machine as grotesque anti-Italian stereotyping. It’s not only the Italians:
Nice. I’m a fan of Peaky Blinders. It’s good to know that NYC 2023 is like Birmingham, 1923.
I’d rescue an elf. But an elk?
Fucking idiot tourists.
Honestly, how fucking stupid do you have to be to touch a calf that belongs to a quarter-ton wild animal that’s going to be pissed? And that’s the female. The males are half a ton and have antlers.
Have I mentioned this already? When I was in college I briefly “dated” a guy who was barely 5′ tall. I loved snuggling with him and mentally, but never said this to his face, thought of him as “my elf.” Now of course I’ve gotten even huger, BH is 6′ 2″, we have the Faithful Hound who likes to sidle up between us…Space is at a premium at the Casa Encantada!
DeathSentence can pretend to be animatronic Churchill but this is even dumber than the war on terrorism.
It’s just so damn stupid. One person got away with pandering to the MAGA vote and managed to hoodwink his way into the presidency. It’s not going to happen again. The MAGA vote is a subset of the electorate, and it’s not enough to win again.
You can’t pull this off by out-right-winging Trump. Honestly, DuhSantis can’t pull it off at all. No matter what, Trump is going to get a significant slice of the MAGA vote. NO MATTER WHAT. Even if he’s in jail. Even if he’s not officially on the ballot.
DuhSantis needs to strike now, I get it. He’s term-limited out of the Florida governorship and he’s going to get forgotten like Haydon Burns. He’s got to move now. But the strategy is completely wrong-headed. He should be positioning himself as sane Trump. But instead, people are looking at him and going, well, bad as Trump was, he’s not as crazy as this motherfucker.
That wascally wabbit!
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/06/bugs-bunny-celebrated-pride-month-with-a-twitter-drag-show/
Who wants to bet that gas prices hit their highest right before the next election?
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/opec-meets-debate-production-quotas-new-cut-sources-2023-06-04/
I sure hope this leaks at some point…
https://crooksandliars.com/2023/06/showtime-pulls-vice-episode-about-ron
I’m not worried about Target, Bud, or Kohls stock. As Meg points out, this is a buy opportunity for some very solid brands. The “conservative backlash” that CNBC cites is wholly insufficient to permanently damage these companies. You’re going to see stock prices rebound, probably in a week.
This dude cannot take an un-mockable photo.
Photograph: Scott Olson/Getty Images
Mike Pence officially enters 2024 US presidential race
Old man! There’s no need to feel down!
I said Old Man, pick your rep off the ground!
I said Old Man, cause the MAGAts tried to run you down!
There’s no need to feel threatened!
/He looks like the cop from the Village People/
He looks like The Great Gazoo.
That should be his “Dukakis tank moment” right there.
I just told a coworker that their new boss doesn’t know shit about fuck.
It’s been a good Monday.