I hope everyone had a nice holiday. I’ve been off work for a week and I’m not 100% sure what day it is or what is going on! I’m really dreading going back to work today.
Do’h!
‘It doesn’t look good’: George Santos expects to be expelled from Congress
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/nov/25/george-santos-congress-expulsion
Updates here:
Israel receives list of third group of hostages due for release
https://wapo.st/49W2JCE
This was interesting I learned a lot
How one rabid kitten triggered intensive effort to contain deadly virus
https://wapo.st/40Td5zi
Sprots!
Arch Manning, nephew of Peyton and Eli, makes long-awaited Longhorns debut
https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/25/sport/arch-manning-debut-texas-longhorns-spt-intl/index.html
Stonks!
Dow closes 100 points higher Friday as major averages rise for a 4th straight week: Live updates
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/11/24/stock-market-today-live-updates.html
OMG! I mean I wouldn’t sign up in the first place, but imagine selling all your stuff and preparing for this.
The three-year cruise is canceled
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/three-year-cruise-canceled/index.html
Aww.
Arizona grandma and one-time stranger celebrate eighth Thanksgiving together
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/nov/25/arizona-grandma-onetime-stranger-celebrate-eighth-thanksgiving-together
Today in turtle content
Have a great day!
TIL that tortoises have nerve endings in their shells.
Bigoted asshole arrested in Burlington.
https://apple.news/AbXQCFX0rTz23Hzhcd29epQ
My IQ dropped 20 points just reading about this drivel. If I actually read the “analysis” I think my head would explode.
The Washington Post is very worried that American women don’t want to marry Trump supporters
Can you blame any woman?
Who would want to marry an angry gun owning violent asshole who thinks that gawd gave them the right to dictate to THEM what they can and can not do? Especially when the odds are “good” that he’s going to turn the guns he has for protection against immigrant drug dealing anal rapists on YOU.
Don’t forget that he will try to send you and anyone who knows you to jail if you decide to terminate his potential spawn.
Why do you think they are okay with rape & against abortion? It is the only way their genes can be carried on. Any woman that dates a Trumper has some serious self esteem issues.
It’s interesting in that their conclusion is that “women will have to compromise if they want a husband.” Uh, no. No, they don’t. They can be alone, for one thing. It’s not 1835. Women can have jobs now! And support themselves! Or even families if they choose!
Also, since the dataset is completely fucked, as BDC points out, there isn’t any “marriage crisis.” Despite what Republicans would have you believe, men =/= Trumpers. It’s not even the majority of men.
Single, childfree women are statistically happier and longer-lived than any other demographic.
I feel like this is the new Whoopi Goldberg “I don’t want someone in my house”
https://people.com/linda-evangelista-admits-she-is-not-interested-in-dating-8406655
Yeah vibrators are easily available and kids are too expensive anyways.
It’s not like as a group, young women get a lot of benefits out of dating. And then as we get older, it’s like huh the odds are shitty given the available men around.
Full disclosure: I haven’t been in a relationship or on a date in (so long I am not sure)… maybe ten years? Anyone would have to compete with ME at this point. My space, my company, my silence (also my cat). They aren’t competing with each other. I have created an impenetrable, well decorated niche. You want to put your drink down where? Get out.
That Post editorial is the natural outgrowth of really bad thinkers who look at a data set from a single point of view and are completely unable to think about other perspectives.
The Daily Kos response offers one good response — the Post editorial board isn’t seriously thinking about why people might feel this way, and gives equal weights to both sides. The Post also considers this a fixed phenomenon, rather than one which might be dynamic or even beneficial. It thinks of itself as an observer from an Olympian height, rather than a potential cause of what it defines as a problem.
It helps to dig into who actually put together the study that this editorial is based on — The Institute for Family Studies, which is a right wing pseudo think tank that does the usual PR song and dance. They manufacture studies based on obscure methodology and then use a cadre of flacks to find numbskulls and allies in the press to push their junk.
David Brooks is a big fan of theirs.
This article has some good theories on how we got here…
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2023/11/new-deal-us-economy-american-dream/676051/
Women also don’t want to marry libertarians, many so called liberals, or tankies. Men for the most part, present company excluded, do not make good partners.
Tankies?
Tankies are on Russia’s side in the Ukraine battle & make excuses for why we shouldn’t support Ukraine.
…if they have friends those might have another name for them
tankies
What @Loveshaq and @SplinterRIP said.
There’s a Facebook group called “she did the math and men scored lower than an animal that shits in a box” and they’re never out of content.
Yep, I’ll start buying into about these stories as soon as they stop with “Heavens, these impossibly high standards!” and start with “Maybe shitty bros could be less shitty?”
It’s also some extremely messed up galaxy-brain centrist bullshit to file the belief of “women are lesser human beings than men” as a “political difference.” Like, nah, man, that ain’t it.
That’s largely the problem. The underlying implication is that they have to “inform” women (who are too stupid to understand what’s good for them) that their “options” (options = marry a MAGA) are disappearing and they need to take drastic steps, like marrying a beer-swilling, abusive, unemployed asshole or they’ll never have a proper “life” (life = marriage and children). It’s incredibly reductive.
Side note: At no point does WaPo consider that rather than objecting to a MAGA’s politics, women might object to a number of other characteristics (see beer-swilling, abusive, unemployed asshole above). In other words, MAGA politics attract a certain type of scumbag. But to find that out, they might have to talk to a woman, and who would ever do such a thing!
And what is the point? Who are they trying to convince?
23-year-old woman: ZOMG, my grampa read in one of those old-timey “newspaper” things that I have to start dating bubbas if I want a family!
Sounds like it’s a great time to be a non conservative straight man, they’ve got all sorts of dating options!
Gee, I wonder why women wouldn’t want to marry men who don’t even see them as people.
The fact that that article was even published is making me simultaneously 🤮 & 😡.
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a fraud-filled trip
That was to start from this Turkish port
Aboard this leased ship.
The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Two hundred + passengers were to sail that day
For a three year tour, a three year tour.
The financials started getting rough,
The leased ship was scrapped,
If not for the denials of the feckless execs
The tour would be tossed, the tour would be tossed.
The passengers got tossed into the mess of this uncharted fraud
With Gilligan
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star
The Professor and Mary Ann,*
Here on ClusterFuck Isle
It’s always a good day when you start it with a Manchu composition.
For anyone who has dealt with these folks…
I have. Twice. TWICE! I guess I should consider myself fortunate that the 2nd time the consultants weren’t led by the nincompoop son of the Nortel CEO (yeah no conflict of interest) and those stupid ideas helped put us into Chapter 7.
McKinsey does two things. One is generate a “solution” that consists of grinding up a client into sludge and then extruding them like pasta through one of their nozzles, and they only have three different nozzles.
The other is come up with the backup rationale for whatever the execs have already decided to do.
The Latin version of Fox News should scare everyone!
https://popular.info/p/kushners-mexican-connection
WTF?
https://www.gregpalast.com/court-says-only-voting-rights-violators-may-sue/
RIP my childhood!
https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/26/entertainment/marty-krofft-kids-shows-obit/index.html
Univision… didn’t they kill The Splinter aka Gawker 1.5?
They felt more like absentee fathers than the boot-on-neck current owners.
Cruise Company: “Our bad. We don’t have a boat.”
It’s only a minor detail! Practically just a flesh wound.