I’ve missed you, and now I’m back.
Yesterday and today I have been streaming “Storm Rising” on Disney +, about these dudes who are “extreme meteorologists.” I guess storm chaser is a pejorative term? Or they’re more professionals than those amateurs?
Who knows, but I digress.
These dudes are morons. Not because they’re doing extremely risky things getting up close in tornadic and hurricane systems. But because they can’t plan worth shit and then get pissy pants. Like they just follow storm cells on whatever road they can find and then have a meltdown in Texas when they get to a private property gated road because they’ve arrived at an oilfield. Or they have some wind measuring tool that they want to attach to tall palm trees (since they think palm trees survive better than other things), but they’re down in the Louisiana and Alabama gulf coast trying to get this shit deployed like while the hurricane is rolling in, but they can’t find the right trees. No shit, Sherlock. The tall palm trees aren’t native to those areas and they are planted for tourist appeal or if a homeowner likes them, but when you’re driving around along the coastline in rural areas, you’re not going to see them everywhere. Do a little research first, morons.
Anyways, I hope your weekend went well. Anything fun to talk about?