1.) Red Tails
2.) Red Hogs
3.) Generals
4.) Its-About-Damn-Times
5.) Senators
6.) Not-As-Good-As-The-Nationals
7.) Monuments
8.) Still-Gonna-Lose
9.) Defenders
10.) Getting hit by a bus.
11.) Warriors
New Names For the Washington Football Team, Ranked
Anything is an improvement at this point.
There’s some skuttlebutt that Dan Snyder wants to still have a name that pays tribute to Native Americans, which completely and utterly defeats the point given the the Braves and the Indians are going through their own “we should change the name” stuff right now. Like there’s literally no name Dan could choose to “pay tribute” that wouldn’t be considered just as bad.
I loathe him so much.
12) Traffic Jam
13.) WHY-THE-FUCK-IS-THERE-TRAFFIC-ON-270-IT’S-LIKE-11-AMs
This needs more stars, lol.
Keep the name and change the mascot to a potato.
I laughed so hard at this I hurt myself.
Bunglers
Stolen from twitter:
Washington Murder Hornets
Hmm, I kinda like it.
14. Lame Ducks
15. Filibusters (I mean, they waste our time with little or no results)
Thank you for doing this. I tried to word that comment on the DOT in a way that would invite people who saw it to drop suggestions, but also in a way that if you saw it, well, this would happen.
12. Rednecks (with a Karen as the mascot)
The Washington ‘Critters…
Short for CongressCritters😉