Nostalgia Trap [NOT 2/11/24]

If some crazy white hair wide eyed guy (who sounded a bit like Christopher Lloyd) showed up with a Flux Capacitor equipped Delorean and said “I’ll let you go back to enjoy one decade in your life… pick!”

Which decade would you pick?

Or would you be the type who said “Nah”?

I think I would be ruining Back To The Future 4 by saying nah. It’s not that I’m so happy/self satisfied to be who I am, it’s that I know me and how I was at various ages. As much as I would want to correct the mistakes of the past (like throwing a snowball even harder and packed with ice and stones at the world’s self proclaimed richest man or not being an awkward jerk around the fairer sex), I also know how stubborn/bullheaded I was/still can be. Showing up as my older self isn’t going to change much if anything to my stubborn knowing all idiot phase of my younger self.

However, if I was to say yes, I guess it would be the 90s (like the damn Matrix) because it was the era of hope and delusion before the painful realities set in.

Or if you want to rant about how terrible the local sportsball teams have been or anything else on your mind… fire away?

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17 Comments

    • damnit….curse you for having better reading comprehension than me…

      i guess woodstock is off the table

      welp guess ill go back to the nineties then..

      do i get to keep my knowledge?

      coz that’d help

        • tbh….not sure id change anything

          i could be better off if i did….

          but theres a lot of good in my life id never meet if i changed a thing

          and theres a lot of me that was born from fuck ups

          i am who i am because i fucked up a lot along the way

          and its made me meet people i never would have if i didnt

          (including hayseed dixie actually….fun dudes)

          if i fix my fuck ups….i would be a totally different person and probably not even be on this site

      • That makes sense!

        I don’t know if my actions would do anything to change the future, but I’d love the chance to go back to about age 17-19 me and have a good heart to heart with myself about body image and better choices. Specifically, that how I looked right then was okay and I didn’t need to yo-yo diet and do other dumb shit for the next 15 years before getting to a point of more acceptance.

  1. The problem is I’m grabbing a ton of reference books and going Biff Tannen to try to fix the entire world, and I’d probably screw up. I wouldn’t get past trying to help Jimmy Carter beat Reagan before I butterfly effected the world even worse than it is now.

  2. I’m more comfortable with my life now than I ever have been.  I’d auction off my trip on the Delorean and buy myself something nice like presents for my wife and daughter.

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