The US women’s soccer team won the bronze medal at the Tokyo 2021 Olympics. I don’t know about you guys but I think that with all the pressure put on them, especially after winning (checks notes) THE FUCKING WORLD CUP in 2019, that is an honourable feat worthy of celebration by EVERY American who religiously follows sports. At the very least, it’s worthy of a congratulatory statement from the president or any former president, one would think.
It turns out that a twice-impeached, two-time popular vote loser former president doesn’t think so:
Trump attacks … the U.S. Women's Soccer Team:— Scott Wong (@scottwongDC) August 5, 2021
"If our soccer team, headed by a radical group of Leftist Maniacs, wasn’t woke, they would have won the Gold Medal instead of the Bronze. Woke means you lose, everything that is woke goes bad, and our soccer team certainly has."
Some of those daughters of bitches gone and done what those NFL sons of bitches started and
stormed the state capitol to kidnap and hang the governor …all apologies… stormed the capitol building and beat cops half to death in attempt to overturn a federal election quietly knelt…and that’s why they LOST!
Pictured The team that won Gold:
Alternate headline: Woke as Fuck Canada Wins Gold Medal in Women’s Soccer!
Tucker Carlson is in Hungary because why not take a random and meaningless vacation from his studio at FOX?
Of course, to some bitter snowflakes, it appears intentional for some sort of reason but there is nothing to see here…unless you’re interested in watching those who directed the Titanic toward the iceberg be the first to scream “ICEBERG!” and wiggle their way to be among the first in the lifeboats.
Not to take away from what is really important:
Bipartisanship and electric cars! I’m confident we’ll all be Hungary for those come 2030.
Meanwhile in Woke As Fuck Canada…
Andrea Horwath, leader of the NDP (the “leftist”-est? leaning party) in Ontario was adamant that it was wrong to enforce mandatory vaccinations for health and education workers because she considers it a charter right for people to refuse the vaccine:
I don’t take lightly people’s charter rights, and so that’s why what we’re saying is rapid tests, or your vaccination status and being vaccinated
“Oh No You Didn’t!” said EVERYONE in Canada except #wexiters in Alberta.
Allow me to pause for a moment to share with you The Onion of Canada‘s post in this regard:
TORONTO – Ontario NDP leader Andrea Horwath announced that she would oppose mandatory COVID vaccinations for teachers, yet another plank in her expansive new plan to never become Ontario’s premier in a million years.
With a provincial election set for 2022, Horwath has recommitted herself to completely tanking her party’s chances of ever forming a government. “Since becoming my party’s leader in 2009 Ontarians have come to count on me for one thing,” Horwath explained, “absolutely fucking imploding when it comes to election time.”
“If there is one thing I have made clear over my 11 years as leader – that’s right, 11 whole years, and counting – it’s that I have absolutely zero interest in ever leading the Ontario NDP to win an election,” Horwath reminded her assembled MPPs and staffers. “We have among us many excellent elected representatives as well as hardworking staff and volunteers, and I want to take this opportunity to remind you all that I remain steadfast in not giving a royal rat fuck about any of them.”
“This year I face a historically unpopular Doug Ford, as well as a significantly reduced Liberal Party, making this an exceptionally difficult election to lose,” Horwath warned.
“But I promise you, starting with this baffling opposition to largely popular vaccine mandates, I will once again snatch defeat from the jaws of victory!” Horwath then raised her arms triumphantly, as her weary NDP party members stared on.
Horwath cited her exemplary record of never coming even close to being elected premier, which included tactics like: becoming a complete non-entity, even when she was the official opposition leader; allowing the provincial Liberals to completely outflank her to the left in 2014; and a general lack of charisma that some political observers have dubbed “Paul Martin-esque”.
Horwath was then asked what she has in store to “seal the deal” in the coming 2022 election beyond just her shockingly hard stance against vaccine mandates. The party leader then promised several new tricks to add to the NDP’s traditional game plan of uninspired campaigning and confused internal messaging.
“We just want to remind everyone that even though the NDP are the natural home for Ontario’s left-leaning voters, we don’t have to be,” Horwath explained, before leaving to put up some Ontario Liberal Party lawn signs.
At press time, Ontario Liberal leader Steven Del Duca is, like most other Ontarians, actively working to learn his own name for the first time.The Beaverton
Not to worry, everyone. She read that Beaverton post and is now singing a completely different tune called I was dumb enough to think I could steal a few votes from the Conservative party but now realise all I have done is own the libs whose votes I was supposed to steal away…
…and what a tune it is:
I’ve always been a strong advocate for doing everything we can to ensure every Ontarian is vaccinated. This is especially critical in health care and education.
I fully support mandatory vaccination in health care and education, based on science and public health priorities. I should have made that position clearer, much earlier, in support of the health and safety of the most vulnerable among us: seniors, people with disabilities, people who are sick, and children who can’t yet get their vaccines.
I also believe we need to reach out to people, find out what their barrier is, and address it. Whether that’s paid time off for a gig worker, or taking the vaccine directly to the home of a single parent with two jobs and two kids. Doug Ford has failed to do that work.
On Wednesday I made a mistake suggesting a mandatory vaccine policy during a global pandemic should take a back seat to charter rights. I regret the comment. I was wrong. My fight and my focus must be on keeping people healthy and safe. This unprecedented time requires unprecedented actions.
It’s time to make sure every education and health care worker gets the protection of a vaccine. Now, let’s work together to convince Doug Ford.Andrea Horwath – Ontario NDP Leader & singer of tunes
“I should have made my position clearer when I debated, unrelentingly, the exact opposite position with my colleagues yesterday” is the epitome of walk-backs if you ask me.
Allow me to direct your attention back to “the greatest experiment” (that is about to fail):
Speaking of experiments destined to fail:
John McCain’s daughter will never have to walk-back any statements she has made because, well, she is John McCain’s daughter. Is it just me who finds it slightly odd that when we talk about nepotism, it’s always about people who don’t season their chicken and don’t wash their legs and put raisins in potato salad?
According to John McCain’s daughter some nepotism is “worse” than other nepotism. I suppose that could be considered a thing to those who go about their lives (dog-)Whistlin’ Dixie…