Do you miss Drew like we miss Drew? I’m so happy he’s found a home at Vice, but there’s just something missing from their website. Where’s the fun in having an entire shitpost about the Williams-Sonoma catalog if a bunch of randos like us can’t throw their own shade and opinions at it?
My favorite turn of phrase is:
” There’s also something called a “garlic rocker” in here, because when it comes to garlic, I wanna ROCK DAT ASS.”
What made you LOL in Drew’s Hater’s guide?
I’m ashamed to admit I kind of love the Night Before Christmas Champagne Bucket:
See anything you can’t live without?
Drew says: Every Christmas, Williams-Sonoma assumes you’re horny for tartan. Like you put on a kilt and affect a Scottish brogue and scream AYE YA WEE LADS AND LASSES! WITHOOT BOREDARE LINNUNS, THIS HULLIDAY IS SHITE!!! There must be tartan, and there must also be decorative berries that are poisonous if spotted out in the wild. That’s Christmas, baby. I like to play bagpipes in the nude and then decorate my walls with thorny brambles for unsuspecting guests to accidentally brush against. Pairs well with my contempt for society in general.
Tag Yourself: I’m Horny For Tartan