emergency farscy filling in for manchu today…dudes got enough on his plate
unfortunately i didnt actually think about what i should do before volunteering my ass and am now kinda stuck in the …..uhh…i dont know what im doing stage
anyone else leap before they look over here? impulse control is kind of a problem for me
which is probably why i own a googly eyed christmas peen
but yeah…dont really have any current topics to hit on…ive been going easy on the news for my own sanity….and well…i think we already did food this week (tho if anyone cares i made chicken siam today….google translates it into thai cashew chicken….which seems like…a lot of words…when you can just call it chicken siam…. dont ask for a recipe…i cheated and bought a boxset containing all the ingredients except the chicken……fantastic things those boxes…. fresh ingredients, sauce packs, just add your own chicken and follow the instructions….no brain required…i guess i still kinda fucked it up as i used veggi chicken bits….but whatever…was tasty)
honestly have a chat about whatever….im game…least till i fall asleep…but courtesy of daylight savings time i have an hour extra to play with…so maybe that wont be immediately
happy satturday deadsplinter! what is up!
oh and as i mentioned it in the blurble….here
OK, I’ll ask, if that’s a peen why are there three knobs at the bottom?
I realize self inspection is tough with all the spines, though.
because it looks like its a peen and its a christmas miracle
like any good story…or religion….it falls apart if you ask questions
so shush you
accept the peen
Maybe just put an ice pack on the one in the middle and call a botanist if the swelling doesn’t go down in a couple of days.
eh tbh…..the missus fixed the issue by removing the santa hat and googly eyes
now its just a cactus….
ruined all my fun
Sometimes that happens!
One of my high school teachers discovered that he had a *third* testicle, whenhis wife got pregnant with their last child months after his vasectomy… once the third tube got cut there weren’t any more issues, but he DID have to go through the surgery twice🥴
Oh no, major cringe!
I share your poor impulse control. I keep myself on a very strict schedule with a lot of rules so I don’t spin out of control.
most of the time work knackers me out and i leave the money card at home work days
but i am oh so very dangerous in my free time
not to others like…but oh yeah….when the work pattern drops….shit gets wierd….and pricey
I discovered Big Chewy Nerds this Halloween….and I paid Doordash to bring me two large bags of them last night with two bubble teas… Two of each because spending over 12$ gets me free delivery. I justified indulging in my whim because my weeks have been shit in the self care department for months now.
ive never even heard of those
anyways…i agree with your self care
you deserve a treat every now and then
They are fucking amazing! Nerds are my top five candies. These are the perfect evolution of them. Hard Nerd shells filled with a nerd flavored jelly bean. It reminds me of the texture of bubble gum balls but they dissolve as you chew so you aren’t stuck with flavorless gum that needs to be spat out.
probably too sweet for me…but i feel like i need to try them now
I might have to try them now too!
but seriously…..boxes like this are fantastic
aight…its knocking on for 2 am here please chat amongst yourselfs
i have run out of awake hours
love you all buh bye
Thanks Uncle Farscy!
Is that a weenie on my screenie?
it is indeed lol
As far as that header photo, I came back from picking up takeout tonight from the local burger joint and two Whitetails were crashing through the underbrush across the street. None of them were wearing plastic chairs, though.
Sleep well, Farcy!
Thanks Farscythe very much for helping me out!
I had a day… Mom escaped old people prison and terrorized an unsuspecting neighbor. The cops were called and I had an awkward conversation with a female cop who was the same one my mom tried to set me up with last week (ugh… because the way mom was trying to set me up was awkward and weird, the female cop was rather nice.)
Mom went full on temper tantrum when she found herself back at the home.
I had an OT shift, but spent a good chunk of it on the phone with various folks.
I’m pissed off, but I don’t know at who.
And on top of that management is watching me and being dicks again. I am going to have a nice chat with HR after I visit the local police precinct records center to pull out all the reports on my mom. They’re going to find out what kind of bullshit I’ve been dealing with and if they don’t want me to march in with a lawyer… they better take the hint to fuck off.
She escaped!? That is so stressful. Have her jailors come up with a plan to prevent future jailbreaks. I hope HR doesn’t give you anymore grief.
My mom’s like an ant. She’s persistent and opportunistic unlike her zodiac sign (sheep.) She will do everything necessary to get what she wants (escape.)
As for work… I wrote before that those motherfuckers showed zero sympathy when I was dealing with cokehead narcissist (I was embarrassed and couldn’t explain exactly the reasons) however now the situation has changed. I don’t have the energy to go on the offensive, but I don’t have a choice. They will keep piling on till I get fired (they did that before but I caught a lucky break or two that stopped them cold) unless I can deal with them.