DeadSplinter – Page 648 – Stick To Sticking With It

Deadsplinter Up! All Night: We’re Not Dead, Baby

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Stop Going to the White House You Fucking Cowards

No one asked Kurt Suzuki to go to the White House. No one told him to purchase a “Make America Great Again” hat. No one told him to relay this

Another Corrupt CEO, Another Golden Parachute

4/11/19 Lymond 2

VIA Jesuh… Mcdonald’s fired their CEO for a relationship with a fellow employee. Even though he is getting fired he is still getting 26 weeks of severance plus bonuses (must

No Immunity for Trump’s Accounting Firm

4/11/19 Lymond 14

Looks like tRump’s accounting firm has to turn over his taxes. The appeals court found that since the accounting firm was subpoenaed, not tRump himself – that privilege does not

This Week in Impeachment

4/11/19 Hello America 12

John Bolton on the schedule (but will he show up?) and more! What happened last week, what’s happening this week, have we been dead the whole time? Since Splinter isn’t

Pictures of Pretty Things

3/11/19 Manny Both-Hanz 9

Self explanatory. This one’s a lake in Colorado.

Stick to Sports: Sean Doolittle Edition

3/11/19 Mick Molte 3

So the World Series Baseball Champion Washington Nationals are scheduled to visit the White House–conveniently located in Washington, DC–on Monday at 1:15pm. As many of you may have noticed, despite

Booed a Second Time and It’s not Even Halloween

3/11/19 Lymond 4

Last night, t-Rump, his failsons and a contingency of repubs attended a UFC fight at Madison Square Gardens. They were met with cheering crowds, according to Fox and Friends. Yes,

[X-Post]: “Wexit” is the dumbest white supremacist thing yet

2/11/19 austin from Squinter Media 2

(content originally appeared on Squinter Media) On the prairies of western canada, a special kind of white man grows. Dumb, selfish, and racist. They call themselves: Conservatives, Patriots, Real Canadians,

Air Fryers Are Bullshit

2/11/19 KC Complains A Lot 8

Look, I get it. You’re on a health kick, but it’s the kind of health kick that you don’t really want to commit to. And I don’t blame you! Eating