Presidents, ranked

43 white dudes, 1 black dude, 1 orange dude (not shown)

1. Abraham Lincoln

2. George Washington

3. Franklin D. Roosevelt

4. Theodore Roosevelt

5. James Madison

6. Thomas Jefferson

7. James Monroe

8. Harry S. Truman

9. Lyndon B. Johnson

10. Dwight D. Eisenhower

11. James K. Polk

12. Ulysses S. Grant

13. John Adams

14. Andrew Jackson

15. Woodrow Wilson

16. Barack Obama

17. William McKinley

18. Chester A. Arthur

19. John Quincy Adams

20. John F. Kennedy

21. William J. Clinton

22. William Henry Harrison

23. George H. W. Bush

24. Grover Cleveland

25. Jimmy Carter

26. Benjamin Harrison

27. William Howard Taft

28. Martin Van Buren

29. James Garfield

30. Calvin Coolidge

31. Richard M. Nixon

32. John Tyler

33. Zachary Taylor

34. Rutherford B. Hayes

35. Gerald R. Ford

36. Herbert Hoover

37. Millard Fillmore

38. Warren G. Harding

39. Getting hit by a bus

40. Franklin Pierce

41. James Buchanan

42. Donald J. Trump

43. Ronald Reagan

44. George W. Bush

45. Andrew Johnson

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      • “Reagan sucks ass but it’s hard to put him below the Civil War racist presidents or W’s Iraq body count or Trump.”

        No, it’s not hard at ALL,when you think of the millions who died of AIDS, because Ronnie Ray-gun was a goddamn homophobe, who didn’t want to help LGBTQ folks (and addicts, too!).

        Reagan’s administration delayed getting the ball rolling on AIDS research,and the world lost the better part of an entire *generation* of gay men, too many kids with hemophilia, and millions of kids & parents world-wide, because Anti-Retroviral drugs & the drug cocktails that stop AIDS were delayed by probably a decade.

        And then there were all the farmer suicides due to the farm crisis, and all the deaths because of Iran-Contra.

        So fuck Reagan.

        He deserves to be at the bottom,in that 4-way tie.

      • And apologies, Black Rod💖, I just realized that my comment could be read as being angry at you, which is 100% NOT what I meant!!!

        I just looooaaaaatttthhhe Reagan, and all the stupid, completely unnecessary deaths which people literally suffered through during his era.

        I was a kid back then, who grew up stuck on the wrong side of Reaganomics, literally on welfare from the time I was a second grader, until I was senior in high school.

        Reagan’s economic policies were utter horseshit, and so too, were his social ones.

        He was a smoother-talking, less stiff Mike Pence, when it came to AIDS & drugs. And where Pence is only (so far, anyway) responsible for an AIDS epidemic in Indiana, which killed tens-to-thoudands, Ronnie Ray-gun can be blamed for literally Millions of deaths.

    • Grant is getting a bit of a reclamation project recently, although I don’t know how much he deserves it.

      Part of it has to do with his push back against former Confederates and the Klan, trying to undo some of the damage that Andrew Johnson did, and I think that is fair. He definitely got a lot of bad propaganda thrown his way by Birth of the Nation types for trying to guarantee the rights of Southern blacks.

      I don’t know whether his reputation as a tool of corrupt hangers on is justified, but he defnitely wasn’t free of grifters. He wasn’t aggressively anti-Indian like Andrew Jackson, but he was in office for a lot of the really awful ethnic cleansing in the West and didn’t really have a clue about how to stop it.

      • Having read some recent biographies about him, he was definitely naive about some of the grifters around him, but his reputation was tarnished far more because he fought very hard for newly freed slaves, against the solid Democratic South (of course) but also over a growing number in his own party who felt they’d “done enough” in the war.

  1. Teddy Roosevelt is way too high! His policies in Asia were terrible and had severe consequences. Not to mention he was a racist and an advocate for eugenics. I confess to not knowing much about anyone else before Lyndon Johnson.

    • TR can be tough to reconcile with today’s values but he is one of my favorites. He was a solid progressive and busted the monopolies of his day and would become a peacenick after his son’s death in WW1. The National Parks was nice too.

      The GOP was affraid of what he was doing as NY Gov & tried to hide him as the VP. He didn’t care for McKinley or his policies and when they come to tell him that he had died and TR was POTUS he was said to have laughed because that was what the GOP was trying to prevent in the 1st place.

      • I don’t know Old Man, the Philippines, encouraging Japan to attack both Korea and China? I love the National Park system but those were disastrous.

        • This is my pet subject. I think TR was probably a “good” president the way we perceive Obama as being “good.” TR is such a huge figure that it’s hard to reconcile all the parts of him.

          The shit he pulled on Korea and China though hoo boy and got a Nobel Peace Prize for it. All history makes history but his actions and secret deals with Japan, because he perceived them as racially superior, basically created WW2 in the Pacific.

  2. Hot Take: Washington is not a Top 10 president.

    His policy of neutrality towards Europe was, at best, sheer impotence, and, at worst, designed to empower Hamilton to re-establish ties with Britain.

          • He’s an intersting POTUS and really held us out of war to the end of it. Not sure if he was the one to push for breaking up Germany but I associate that to him in my mind. I always think Prohibition when I think of him too.

            Mrs Wilson is said to have run things after his stroke.

            • That’s absolutely true. She and his personal physician actively conspired to hide the effects of his stroke. If I recall correctly, she was signing correspondence in his name.

        • I will concede that Washington’s stepping down after two terms is, in and of itself, perhaps worthy of a top ten placement.

          That said, I think Washington’s stoicism is overdue for a reappraisal. He was, in his nomination and his election, a compromise between rival visions of American government. Washington gets lot of credit for making safe and wise decisions, but arguably he was just delaying or hiding a very serious political divide that persists to this day.

  3. I appreciate the respect given to Chet Arthur. Underappreciated president. A rough start, but once he finally got around to taking the job, he did ok.

    • I forgot who wrote this about him (probably Sarah Vowell in “Assassination Vacation”) but he was a relatively honest broker as the head of the customs house in NYC, which was the best place for graft in the entire government. And then he pushed through a lot of civil service reforms after Garfield’s death. Also wasn’t a horrifying racist, just kinda racist! Underrated guy!

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