As a recent kinja evacuee, thank you awesome folks on deadsplinter for being so welcoming.
If you’re new to this platform, drop a line in the comments. Let’s say hi and enjoy a new place to be with internet friends.
If you have questions about how wordpress is different than kinja, please ask, too. I certainly won’t know some/many/any of the answers, but the smart folks around here surely will. Also, if someone has a question, chances are good that other folks have the same question.
Edited to add (around 7pm CST 16/11/20), there’s the link about how to post in the comments below. I tried to embed it here, but the darn thing has no dropdown arrow to let me set it to open in a new tab and forget that.
Only thing I would add is that it would be a good idea on the featured image set-up to always include an Alt Text to give a brief description of the image for folks using accessibility features.
Hey, uh,… with WordPress, can we, like,… um, slide into each other’s DMs now (as I believe the kids say)?
(That means we can just send direct messages to each other, doesn’t it?)
Just click on the person’s name and it will take you to a new page where you can pm them.
Hey friend. Glad to see you as an author here. I haven’t asked for authorship yet because honestly I’d rather hang back and comment for a while while I get used to the place anyway. Though I am thinking it might be fun to jump into the food you can eat posts.
I’ll miss kinja. Oh well, we had a good run there. New internet horizons to explore and such.
Speaking of which, the How To post on DS post is updated. Anyone who’d like to write blogs on DS, simply give it a read, preferably along with the other How To posts, and send me a private message to switch your user role to “author.”
Hello and welcome, @BigDamnHeroes. FYCE is cooked up by a fun group, and we even have a spreadsheet and schedule listing prior recipe subjects and future assigned post dates, to avoid duplication of foods. We’d love to have you join in, more players means more days of posts! Please PM me, and do jump in…
Hey hey!
The biggest difference in posting is that wordpress is more structured than kinja. Like the UI design was planned by people with brains vs “eh, eff it, throw some features on the site and let users muddle through.”
If you want to dip your toes into posting, let me know if you want to do a night of the Nightly Open Thread. You may have noticed that the other open threads have like links and structure and info whereas I’ve been doing NOTs as “here’s a topic, lemme know your thoughts in the comments.” So you know… pretty chill.
…to be fair…@megmegmcgee‘s posts have structure…mine mostly just the link thing…& I haven’t managed that in a few days, even
…so if anyone wants to volunteer for the DOT it would save meg from covering for me when I don’t have time to get my long-winded ass in gear like she’s due to for the third time in a row tomorrow?
…& I think when it’s an Open Thread scenario it’s fair to go with a dealer’s choice approach?
mine are just chaos 🙂
anyways just deleted oppo from my quick access page…its been a fixture there for years…now it looks wierd…so sad
oh well…i guess that frees up space for deadsplinter on there lol
…I believe it’s generally considered bad form to repeat oneself…& since I’ve not been about much the last dy or so I left a late comment on the “in memory of groupthink” post just now that I’m pretty sure I’d have put here if I’d seen this before I did that?
https://deadsplinter.com/2020/11/16/in-memory-of-groupthink/#comment-28436
Turns out that my pc is still on the GT selfie post everyone was on last night and I can still click around. I can even see Best Coast’s “Post-Kinjaverse” post.
OMG I AM ON GT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edit: welp…now I’m not 🙁
Cached content that got refreshed I guess?
Yes but I was confused as to why I was able to click and load Best Coast’s post.
Yada yada we’ll give you time blah blah read only until the end of the month. Boo, G/O Media. Boooooooo.
Douchecanoes.
I’m sorry GT and the other sub-blogs are gone, but I’m glad we’re here together. A round of applause for @myopicprophet for setting this site up for us!
Hells Yeah! I know we were looking for a lifeboat but with all these nice features and good people it feels like a fancy cruise ship (pre-covid).
Hahaha, does that mean myo is Capt Stubing?
The heroes are those who contribute posts, comments, and stars.
The more DS resembles that of GT the better, imo.
I have a question. What does the little red star next to some usernames mean?
I believe that is a feature for the backend of WP (for those who have WP accounts) to “rate” a commenter’s comment habits which I have disabled.
That said, I think if you see it next to your handle from time to time, it really just means you’re a star!
Yeah I don’t know. Sometimes people have them and sometimes the same person doesn’t on another comment thread.
…I could have this wrong but I think it’s where people have been reading thing in the wordpress app rather than on the site in a “regular” browser & have clicked a wordpress-style star on a comment…or it might indicate something else entirely…I don’t generally use the wordpress app much so I’ve never gotten to the bottom of it?
I’m so aware of my surroundings that I never noticed it until the question above! So I’m just going to forget about it and probably in 3 months someone will ask and I’ll be like “huh wow I never noticed that before, so weird…”
just dooooon’t lick the doorknobs!
‘Cuz even if we are on a pre-covid cruise ship, there’s STILL Norovirus!😉💖
Now you tell me!
Hey I’ve taken like 8 or 9 cruises and never gotten a norovirus on them! Despite sobriety sometimes being debatable!
But did you lick the doorknobs, or did you human like the average person does?😉😂🤣
(Having had a few kiddos who explore the whole WORLD with their tongues, I will never *not* joke about “don’t lick the doorknobs!”😉💖)
I did not lick doorknobs. But I also am bad about touching my face all the fucking time so there was definitely a lot of germ transfer risk!
Cheers and farewell, Kinja.
I’m going to miss the old GT, but I’m excited for all the life boats that have been setup! I thought going between all the new sites would be a chore, but it’s nice to always have something going on somewhere.
It’s nice to have options!
Backtalk and GT have their own blogspots currently being set up and there are reddits set up so if anyone wants to publish posts on DS to spread the word, giver!
The community is far more important than any single one of the platforms. To me anyway.
Personally, I’d like them all to thrive and grow in unison rather than a who-is-going-where? type thing.
Perhaps even a bit of cross-posting? A lot of us here at DS are going to deeply miss FFF so if no one minds, we’d like to post the link to its new home so some of us can still at least lurk.
I feel the same way. I’d like to see all the new spots grow and develop. I fully intend to regularly post at DS, Reddit and the blogspot blogs. I for one am totally fine with FFF being posted here. I wouldn’t even mind if all the spots have their own version of FFF.
You already have author privs here and I have updated the “How To Post” post I linked to you earlier today.
Feel free to draw our attention to any or all of your posts on the other platforms through DS posts.
And thank you for all of your efforts over the years on Kinja as well as whatever you decide to contribute on DS and the other platforms.
Thank you! I checked out the “How to Post” earlier and I’ll be sure to read the update.
New posters need to know there are many important rules. For example, new posters should know that all duck content is banned on Deadsplinter. No recipes for duck, no graphics of ducks, no sports articles about the Mighty Ducks. All banned.
All posts involving a dog must refer to the dog by the name Harvey instead of the dog’s real name, in order to ensure the dog’s privacy. No other fake names are allowed, and if your dog is actually named Harvey, you must change your dog’s name first before posting. There is no such concern for a cat’s privacy.
Any food-related post involving cheese must have the words CONTAINS LACTOSE at the start of every sentence. Writing long run on sentences in an attempt to dodge this rule is severely frowned upon.
You may not hit the reply button unless you are sitting down. Some people like to type while standing up or leaning against something. That is against the rule and you must sit down first. For the purposes of this rule, riding a bicycle is NOT considered sitting down.
There are many other rules and other posters should remind new visitors as they come up.
What’s the policy on using curse words? Like not as calling people on here insults, but tossing in invective for funzies.
I believe cursing is mandatory.
Fuck yes it is.
I haven’t seen much cursing around these parts but fuck I like to use fuck when I write. It’s probably my favorite word because of its fucking versatility.
…this seems appropriate
…one of my all-time favorite youtube clips, that
Oh, fuck. I remember hearing this as a sound clip in Spain more’n 20 years ago! (I had to ask my roommate to play it because the Internet café apparently didn’t have the bandwidth for it.)
Oh, speaking of which, here’s another sexy song for MegMegMcGee’s DUIAN tonight:
It’s optional for children under seven, goddamit.
Wait what
Why are you holding back their linguistic development like that?
Fuck if I know
We don’t curse here. We fucking swear goddammit.
You forgot to tell them they have to read EVERY article @SplinterRIP links to.
Point of order: The ban on duck content also includes associated waterfowl, such as swans and geese. Basically, if it walks like a duck, we don’t want to hear about it.
I hate geese!!!!
They are evil creatures!
As a Canadian, I am deeply offended by this. It’s not as though they’re going over there and taking your jobs.
Listen when I was four I was chased by angry geese at a park. My dog charged the geese to save me, because he was the goodest boy and very attached to me.
In addition to being threatened by them multiple times in the last few decades, a few years ago I got attacked by one in the parking lot at work. Like hit with wings and barely escaped getting bitten.
(The building management stopped chasing away the turkey vultures and now we no longer have a geese problem there. I work near a landfill so there’s always a ton of vultures in the general vicinity now.)
You know what has never attacked me? ANY OTHER BIRD GENUS BESIDES ANSER
And they shit everywhere!
So say we all.
Although there is a weight limit, so anything over eight pounds counts as a turkey and is not a duck. That includes ducks. But you have to set your scale to the metric system, which means that anything 3629 grams or higher counts as a turkey.
There’s a simple rhyme to help you remember:
Three and Six and Two and Nine
That’s how you know you’ve crossed the line
Three and Six and Two and Nine
No more ducks! You’re doing fine
@bluedogcollar You do realize that The Committee’s probably coming for you too, now that you’re talking fowlly over here?
Okay but what happens if I am using a duck to weigh against a woman who I think is a witch? Do I need to make adjustments for ducks over 3629 grams? I don’t want to misinterpret my scale measurements.
…bonus marks are absolutely awarded for monty python references
…with or without accompanying video
(…false noses also optional)
Fuck! You just killed my next post in Bird Droppings about our illegal immigration problem from these damn Canadians! They come here, shit on our golf courses & beaches.
And take our jobs.
What about photos of members of the Duck Dynasty cast? Are those permitted?
Disapproved.
NO!
To all you lovely people who have welcomed us newcomers!
🦆
As it pertains to mallards, we’re slightly more liberal?
Are you trying to court @blue dogcaller ‘s and @bryanlsplinter ‘s disdain??
Living dangerously!!!!
@brightersideoflife
I’m just being me
Look, I tried to warn you, and now you are going to get an email from The Committee and they won’t be happy. The Review Process takes at least two weeks, and when it’s over you’ll be really, really tired of filling out the forms. There’s a big problem with the fonts, and They just don’t want to hear about it. Get used to resizing all of the Helvetica so it will fit. Courier won’t work. That’s just the way it is.
That’s okay. I can’t wait to meet The Committee! Will there be refreshments? Good news is, I used to be an admin, so I can fill out lots of forms quickly. I usually use Helvetica anyway, so I will try my best to resize it to The Committee’s liking!
(Side note: True story, when I was a kid, we named the group of geese at our favorite park The Committee because they had tufts of feathers on top of their heads that looked like toupees)
I’m pretty sure The Committee changed the font to comic sans.
Oh now that’s just truly evil. I mean, I guess at least it’s not Papyrus.
There will be refreshments. The Committee serves Duck a l’Orange or roast goose. But they’re really big, over the weight limit so it’s okay. Honestly, I think it might be turkey. Fucking Committee!
Sounds so ducking delicious!
Hey there everybody!
I was an irregular poster on Groupthink and old guard Observation Deck-er (before it started it’s slow death a couple years ago).
I’m so glad this place is here and you’ve all been so welcoming to the rest of us who just couldn’t let go of the old ways until they were taken from us.
Hey Quasi, you used to do the Too Much Information post didn’t you? I think that was the first thing I ever commented on after I created my account. Welcome!
Quasi! Hello!!!!!!!
I think I also would see you sometimes when I joined in CAH games?
Hey there! I think I remember you as Quasi Hatrack (oh, checks out as I scroll over). Good to see you here!
oh. btw, what’s The Committee’s official stance on platypus? Do they consider them ducks?
They’re a Hoopty, made out of spare parts…
Might as well call ’em a Cadillac😉
No.
Good to know…. good to know
Xx🦆
Fellow Groupthink ex-pat here! Here’s to ♫ a whole new worrrrrld ♫