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2020 murdered irony and got arrested for mail fraud

Sun damaged Nazi Steve Bannon was arrested today by the [squints] Postal Service police for [squints harder] fraud related to a GoFundMe campaign which [squinting until it’s painful] apparently ripped off a bunch of right-wing yahoos under a banner of “We Build The Wall.”

Among several other grifters, Curt Schilling also was on the board of this “nonprofit,” and God, nothing would make me happier than to have his doughy-faced mugshot in the news next week, dayenu.

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21 Comments

  1. LOL

    • They got played the way they imagined Libs got played by the Steele Dossier and Soros.  Except this is real life not the fantasy land the wingnuts think is reality.

    • 1. Anything bad that happens to a conservative is politically motivated so it’s not real/they don’t care, but…

      2. A big part of their worldview is that it’s fine if people get bilked so I’m legitimately not sure if they care, even if it’s them? I guarantee that the vast majority of people who got swindled by televangelists are Trump supporters.

      • A large chunk of them are browbeaten into thinking they deserve to be ripped off by the prosperity gospel crowd.

        • Yes. It’s actually a triumph of social engineering and brainwashing. If the sinner confesses his sins and asks for forgiveness, they must forgive his trespasses. As long as the sinner is white, mind you. Others will be imprisoned for life or summarily executed. 

    • Plus all of the connected ripoff artists running scams for COVID money.
       
      I bet before this is all over we find out that all of Trump’s tarriffs are tied to some scheme to open a hotel in Beijing and he’s been driving a stake into heartland farmers for a $20 million lease agreement.

  2. Good. Fuck that guy. In fact, fuck all of ’em.

    • Bannon really is much worse than the run of the mill grifter and racist. He is a central organizer for the radical right in Europe as well as the US. He’s a guy who finds the funds and techincal expertise for anti Semites and anti Muslims to build parties in Europe, and he’s the guy who polishes and promotes the alt right racists and misogynists to the Bari Weiss types in the US.


  3. “Hail hail guns and wall. Gofund the Bannon, we will call… far away… for to see… wingnut grifter come to me!!!”
    All he needs is a mylar mumu to complete the look as Gorgan the Grifter.

  4. I thought for a second you wrote that Schilling was on board the boat where Bannon was arrested, which would have been even funnier.

  5. 10 bucks says Bannon wasn’t wearing pants when that photo was taken….

    • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  6. Also noted in the CNBC story:
     

    The United States Postal Inspection Service assisted in the investigation.

     
    Delicious!

  7. And Pompeo is under *further* investigation, too!😳😳😳đŸ˜Č😉😁😃😈😈😈
     
    https://www.politico.com/amp/news/2020/08/20/pompeo-housing-request-legal-398821?__twitter_impression=true&s=09
    Dear God, it would be DELICIOUS schadenfreude, if something like ^^^this, particularly just something as simple as Pompeo using US military resources to even simply *find* housing for him & his Mrs., was what finally make HIS house of cards come tumbling down,and get completely exposed!😈😈😈

  8. And also, the semi-weekly reminder, that IMPOTUS will likely become increasingly unhinged & dangerous, as the elections draw near, indictments & acquaintances/allies are dropping like flies, and he feels more & more cornered like the trapped rat he is**
    https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-couch/201608/why-its-so-hard-end-relationship-narcissist
    Because he’s GOT the nuke codes, and he’s not above trying to Wag the Dog, in order to get his precious *ratings* up, with either a distraction somewhere, OR a declaration of Martial Law…
     
    Because they’ve already run the test balloons of “Election Fraud!!!,” Postponing The Election, and federal takeover of ue Cities….
    EXPECT INTERFERENCE & MALFEASANCE.
    BECAUSE DonnyDumbass AND his flunkies KNOW indictments & charges *will* follow, as soon as they are forced to leave the White House (if not, before!)…
    And cornered animals who feel trapped DO lash out, when they feel like it’s a fight for survival.
    **all acknowledgement to the sweet  trained & domesticated rats out there, that rats *aren’t* the horrible monsters & *always plague-flea carriers* that we often make them out to be😉
     

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