Right-Wing Reasons Russia Invaded Ukraine, Ranked

JK Rowling called it!

1. Trans rights

2. The (((GLOBALIST))) agenda

3. Joe Biden 

4. The LGBTQ agenda

5. Not being allowed to go hard-R on the N-word

6. Ukraine annoyingly requested “they/them” pronouns at the UN

7. Cancel culture

8. Sleepy Joe Biden’s agenda to install CRT in kindergarten

9. Women are women and men are men and there are only two genders

10. Russia was so upset over Donald Trump’s unfair, very unfair loss in 2020 that they simply wanted to ensure free and fair elections in Ukraine

11. Electing a former TV star as president? What is this, some big joke?!

12. The (((LEFTIST))) agenda

13. Far-left Joe Biden’s far-left agenda, including far-left health care, far-left masks and lockdowns, far-left infrastructure and far-left democracy

14. The (((FOREIGN))) (((COSMOPOLITAN))) (((SOCIALIST))) agenda

15. Dementia-riddled Joe Biden’s push for trans rights

16. Spotify’s illegal cancellation of Joe Rogan (if it happens)

17. No prayer in public schools

18. The 2-year-long federal-mandated illegal and tyrannical Covid lockdown of America

19. Now we’re just letting WOMEN in MEN’S bathrooms? Won’t SOMEBODY think of the CHILDREN?!

20. Drag queen story hour

21. Noted tyrant Justin Trudeau 

22. Dunno but Tucker Carlson seemed pretty upset so whatever reason he says tonight

23. Liberals did something, as usual

24. The Ukrainians elected a Jewish/Nazi leader so, uh, they were asking for it

25. Getting hit by a bus

26. Not Vladimir Putin, how dare you!??!?!?!

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19 Comments

    • Under Trump and Bill Barr, DOJ dropped pending charges against corporations run by Yevgeniy Prigozhin, one of the main leaders of Wagner mercenaries. Those dropped charges led to Interpol dropping restrictions on his travel and leaving him free from arrest on other pending charges.

      Bill Barr is now going on a reputation cleansing book tour. Watch to see if anyone bothers to ask him about anything he did to protect Putin’s killers or block investigation of Giuliani’s efforts to hand over Ukraine to Putin in exchange for favors.

        • AND, Zelensky has thousands, probably 10,000, Gazpacho Police standing by to take away American truckers’ freedoms and this will not stand and the truckers will give no quarter and blood and treasure and the tree of liberty must be watered by the blood of patriots who demand that Zelensky don’t tread on them because let it go forth herewith that this God-mandated Republic endowed its citizens who have every right to bear arms it’s in the Constitution to defend their homes and their families from the creeping Socialist state indoctrinating our children with fanciful tales about Negroes because of this Racial Criticism Talk and did you know that those vaccines chips that Bill Gates and George Soros want to put in my grandchildren’s arms which by the way how come you don’t bring them around more often????

          —Posted on Facebook 2/28/2022 16:47:34

    • You’ve struck to the heart of the matter, Manchu. Russia invaded Ukraine to recover Hillary’s email server, which was smuggled out of the US by Hunter Biden, who hid it in a steamer trunk and shipped it via FedEx to Kyiv, where Zelenskyy hid it and refused to surrender it to the grand and glorious President Trump, who rightfully demanded it in exchange for weapons that Zelenskyy would have used to attack the peaceful Russian people and transport them to concentration camps where only heterosexual white males would be exterminated.

      It all fits together, you see.

  1. Meanwhile, Peter Baker, chief White House correspondent for the NY Times, decreed unto the world a long thread about Putin being stymied….

    …without once mentioning the White House. Everything was passive voice about US troops being increased and allies being united, as if somehow it was all *Putin’s* agency.

    Does the Times employ a chief White House correspondent who has no interest in what some guy in the White House has done?

    Condoleezza Rice appearing on Fox News yesterday was willing to give Biden credit, but it literally sticks in the craw of the Times political desk

  2. My dad just called to tell me I needed to put on Tucker Carlson.

    Despite the TV clearly on in the background, my reply was that oh welp I don’t have a TV nearby and have a good night. Then I hung up. 🙂

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