Hi, friends!
How is your day going?
Stupid Missouri doesn’t allow bear wrestling! Police in Salem, Missouri, responded to local sightings of a black bear and reminded folks that you can’t wrastle bear here!
“Per Missouri statute 578.176, “a person commits the offense of bear wrestling” if they promote, conduct or stage bear wrestling, permits bear wrestling to be done on any premise under their control or literally wrestle a bear. Anyone accused of such offense could face a Class A misdemeanor.” – thanks, https://fox2now.com/news/missouri/is-it-legal-to-wrestle-a-bear-in-missouri-police-send-warning/
Amazing that you can do whatever you want to get a gun. Our dipshit legislators even voted against a ban on minors carrying guns in public. Think of all the morons we could get rid of if they tried to wrestle bears!
Also there was a mass shooting outside of a theater in Richmond, VA, where a high school graduation was happening. Several victims reported, haven’t seen any fatalities yet. I cannot imagine getting all the way through fucking high school and then getting shot at the fucking graduation.
It’s the right to bare arms not bear arms!
Most if not all of the tactical gun nuts (usually the idiots wanting concealed carry etc) are the type of people who shouldn’t be allowed to have guns (aka Barney Fife.)
Life advice: never wrestle a heavily caffeinated bear!
https://www.coastreporter.net/local-news/bc-bear-breaks-into-car-to-drink-nearly-six-cases-of-pop-6857443
I can’t imagine what a bear would do to human wrestler if it can rip apart a case of Orange Crush like that, let alone a Suzuki.
Sorry for all the haze @matthewcrawley
Crazy climate change eh?
i tried to wrestle a small crow sized birb yesterday and lost…..ended up just leaving it a bowl of water and keeping the cats away from it for about an hour till it remembered how to fly instead of moving it somewhere safe….
dont think i like my odds of wrestling a bear……lol