Secret Sixth Identity [NOT 3/8/23]

3/8/23 brightersideoflife 22

Hi, friends!

As of Wednesday night, the 6th co-co is still unidentified.

Slate Magazine called them co-cos, probably because they got sick of typing out co-conspirators.

Who are you secretly hoping the 6th co-conspirator is for the Trump Indictmas?

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I desperately want it to be Ginny Thomas.

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22 Comments

  1. Boris Epshteyn or Jason Miller.

    I wish it was Ginni Thomas, but I think she’s not in that deep. Besides, Ruddee the Gross Sexual Harassment Gnome would be all up in that comparing Italian dicks to other dicks… specifically Judge Uncle Ruckus’. 

    • Boris the Spider is awfully evil in his own right. Lisa Rubin who is very sharp says it’s not Jason Miller (or Mike Roman) which really puts the focus on Epshteyn. If that means Roman is testifying enough to help Smith, that’s bad for Trump.

  2. I’d love if it was Ginni Thomas!

  3. NYT reported yesterday that it was Boris Epshteyn.

    It’d be awesome if it was two-time cult-follower Ginny Thomas though.

  5. I heard it was Boris Epshteyn but hope it is Mike Flynn or Roger Stone.  My hope is that more will come & Ted Cruz, MTG, Bobo, Ginni  Fuckface, Ron Johnson, & many many more will get caught up in this.  Anyone that tried to help him should at very least be forced to resign but I prefer shot for treason.

  6. Chris Hayes noted none of his family showed up for support. Don Jr. and Eric are still babbling for him online, but didn’t make the trip.

    I wonder if that’s because they thought only a couple coming would make the absence of the others harder to ignore. Or maybe Melania is holding out for more money.

    The NY Times ran a puff piece saying Melania supports him 100%, really, her aloofness is just a sign of how important she is to him.

    • She would love nothing more than Donald to go to prison & free her.  That or his death is her only chance at a semi-normal life.  Not that I think she deserves that but…

      • Yeah I don’t know if she’s the praying type, but if she is, we all know what she’s praying for.

    • There are also reports that javanka are wiggling themselves back in at bedminster and in trump’s orbit now that trump is so high in the polls.

      • I hope Jarvanka are wearing wires as part of a deal with the Feds and recording everything.

        More importantly, I hope Trump believes they are wired and betraying him. Even though they aren’t wired.

  8. Whoever it is, I fully expect him to make this gesture in court:

  9. this has nothing to do with trump….but i was just reading through cnns ukraine blog when i came across this

    He described the density of Russian mining as “insane,” with three to five mines per square meter (less than 2 mines per square mile).  

    please dont helpfully explain things completely wrong within the brackets cnn…..i know you americans dont metric so good…. but goddamn

     

    • People are so stupid I don’t even see the point of offering US measurement clarifications. I don’t think Americans have a frame of reference for what a square mile is in relation to their daily lives.

      • welp…..i can only say they are going to find the difference between a square mile and a square meter is problematic when they step in to that field

        (also with that many mines per square meter you might as well call it a pile of landmines instead of a field)

        • Oh! I thought that was a typo you made by accident and was supposed to be kilometer. I just didn’t want to be pedantic and say something.

          • lol nah copy pasted straight from cnn

            i’m mostly impressed they came to the conclusion that a mile is about 2,5 times smaller than a meter…..even if they were thinking kilometer…thats still the wrong way round

            • not that i can say anything…as im pretty sure 2.5 times smaller is not going to be even close to the less than half the size of a meter i should have said

              god i hate maths

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