What malarkey and shenanigans have you been dealing with this week?
We had a big virtual meeting with the CIO or whatnot at work (I can’t keep the upper titles straight, and honestly I don’t care to try that hard), and turns out they’ve doing a reorg.
Which, fine, whatever. Reorgs aren’t worth getting worried about until there’s details on the ground.
Annnnnnnnd a few hours later we got a powerpoint with a new chart breaking down how job titles will be organized.
My entire team… none of our titles exist in the new org chart. We reached out to our VP and politely were like WTF and they confirmed we’ll just get new titles or whatever. I just….don’t see a benefit to all this malarky since it’s not like there are any benefits or pay changes according to the powerpoint. We’re not worried about job security, because I think as long as you’re not convicted of murder* you won’t lose your job.
*not even joking, a few years ago a guy who worked in my building was charged and convicted with murdering his ex girlfriend