The holidays can suck, severely. Here is some good news for you.
Pigeon, a very good girl, got her custom fit wheelchair:
These silly boys almost missed Christmas!
Sloppy sips:
A very tetchy tortoise started a small house fire in the English town of Great Dunmow. He was probably sick of the holidays too, so who can blame him. However, it is a good reminder to check your smoke alarms (PSA).
I’d trust this guy more than Mitch McConnell.
Some chonky boys and girls got stuck on the porch:
Stay safe.
We replace our smoke alarm batteries every year on NYE. Such a small but important chore. I love the look on that tortoise’s face!
Safety first!
the struggle is right – swear I had a totally achievable to-do list today that seems in no danger of getting any shorter…
oh, well…at least it’s the weekend…
They keep telling me it’s the weekend. I’m not convinced.
Wait, so is Mitch McConnell really that bored he went to England to start fires? WTF? Guy is pure evil! At least they caught him.
He’s a wily little fucker!
Good lord, those raccoons.
They chonky bois!!!
And all the tweets about, “WHY ARE YOU POKING THEM?”.
Uh, because putting saddles on them and riding them out — while obviously tempting — is not a logistically sound alternative.