
Not only is it Monday, it’s Tax Day for you ‘mericans. Hope everyone had a nice holiday weekend.
Brunch went off without a hitch. It was chilly here but I still managed to get sunburned.
Ukraine Updates:
Mariupol in final siege; Ukrainian forces ‘will fight till the end’
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/04/17/ukraine-russia-mariupol/
In Lviv, displaced artists create antiwar work to tell the story of Ukraine
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/04/17/lviv-ukraine-artists-trauma/
Can’t have a holiday from gun violence in #merica!
US rocked by three separate mass shootings over Easter weekend
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/apr/17/us-three-separate-mass-shootings-easter-weekend
There’s always a main character of the day on Twitter…Yesterday it was this guy:
Sprots!
2022 Boston Marathon: Race schedule, TV and streaming info for Monday’s marathon
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/2022/04/17/2022-boston-marathon-live-stream-race-schedule-tv-channel/7305922001/
Stonkes!
S&P 500 futures slide ahead of a huge week of earnings reports
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/17/sp-500-futures-slide-ahead-of-a-huge-week-of-earnings-reports.html
This cracks me up every time.
Have a great day!
I don’t get the Twitter bit.
How do you get robbed of over 50,000…..more than once?
Is that something like … A fool and his money …
…possibly…but what I found more confusing was it happening “5-7′ times…I feel like if I lost upwards of 50 grand I’d know it…so what’s with times 6 & 7 that makes them maybe not count?
…that’s like saying maybe you had a hundred grand stolen at some point but then again maybe not…& I’m pretty sure I don’t get that being something you’d be uncertain about
Yeah, none of it makes a lot of sense. Why keep carrying so much money?
People like him tend to use “stole” loosely, like a contractor charged him more money for doing work according to the building code, property tax assessors correctly appraising a house at a higher value, etc.
That’s my assumption. Plus Dilbert has been licensed up the wazoo. He could be referring to producers from the TV show, merchandisers who made plushies, book publishers, newspaper syndicates, all kinds of shit.
Adams has a pretty poor reputation as a human being. I’m guessing this is a largely fictional narrative of “victimhood” from a rich white guy who likes to support other rich white guys.
If he’s really had guns pointed at him that often he needs to rethink his life choices.
we’re having earthquakes again here…nothing major….i mean the worst we’ve ever had was a 3 point something on the scale..and this was half that
nothing natural about it tho….wonder how bad quakes from gas drilling can get?
Number of times a real gun has been pointed at my head – 5
Seems a little low for someone as loathsome as Scott Adams.
i like the number of fights ive been in :zero followed by i attacked 2 bullies but they surrendered without countering
one of us does not understand the language hes speaking….and i dont think its me
also kinda sounds like he was the bully
Yeah, I posted above. This is a fictional list of white grievances published by an asshole. If pressed, I’m sure he’d say it was POC who allegedly “pointed guns at my head.”
Adams started as a engineer and like many of them he’s a right-wing nut job who has a bully pulpit thanks to his comic strip. This reads like complete lies. If he actually attacked a “bully” he’d have gotten his ass kicked. He’s a wormy little dude.
I don’t understand how we can claim climate change is the number one issue and then as soon as gas prices go up, drill baby drill! Fuck the future!
https://www.commondreams.org/news/2022/04/15/activists-decry-bidens-reckless-resumption-fossil-fuel-leases-public-lands
WTF did I just read?
https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjb9xq/india-gang-rape-monitor-lizard-animal-abuse
Holy shit. I assumed some sort of ritualistic garbage but these are just sick fucks. Also, a monitor lizard can fuck you up. Serious claws and teeth. Hope this poor one managed to chomp down on these assholes.
In the HuffPost, I think, some shitheads in Florida “rode” a dying beached dolphin. This is why I don’t carry a gun because I would have shot every single one of them.
I’d totally vote for acquittal at your trial.
WTF?
A report by wildlife advocacy groups recorded 82 cases of sexual abuse against animals in India between 2010 and 2020.
well..that was a new one…
i just met the neighbourladies new boyfriend
6ft and a bit of tattood bald meathead that just walked into my house to say hi very enthusiastically
now…i dont blame the neighbourlady for getting rid of the last one….from what ive gathered he couldnt keep his peen exclusive….and getting dumped is the least you deserve for that….unless ofcourse theres an agreement in place
but i did have an agreement with the last one….just knock on the front door if you need me for anything
seems like i need to set out the boundaries again….the new meathead seems nice tho
I’m thinking we need a new feature: The Incredible Adventures of Farscythe. I mean, I thought weird shit happened to me, but you are the undisputed winner.
lol…..if i could reliably be counted on to write…..that might actually be a fun one
i seem to attract a lot of wierd
i am taking your suggestion and saving it for a surprise unplanned post
Branding’s done. Ball’s in your court, farscy.
holy shit..saved the image
please dont pile on the pressure…i’ll just run away crying
like a big hard man!
but yeah okay…i cant leave a graphic like that unused
It’s stored in the media library, mate. You’re all good.
Don’t use the image you saved, @farscythe. There was a typo (now I’m embarrassed — never rush). I replaced the version in the media library.
Yes! I would read farscy’s adventure tales.