Special edition: Trump’s responses to a national crisis, ranked

1. End immigration

2. Stop immigration

3. Curtail immigration

4. Wall off immigration

5. Discourage immigration

6. Pause immigration

7. Rail against immigration

8. Limit immigration

9. Prevent immigration

10. Slow immigration

11. Deter immigration

12. Put brakes on immigration

13. Threaten immigration

14. Getting hit by a piece of falling border wall

15. “Folks, we have this big, beautiful country — isn’t America beautiful, folks? — and we can’t just open it to everyone. The Democrats, they want to open the borders. Right? Chuck Schumer, Chuckie, a big, strong Senator, came up to me, tears in his eyes, folks, that’s right! He was crying! He said ‘Please Mister President, please can you open that border please’ but I told him no, we can’t. Yes! He asked me! The immigrants, you hear it more and more, they just take it over. OK. Right. Here’s Dr. Fauci to discuss the Invisible Enemy.”

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