Hi, friends!
I hope your day is going well. Do anything fun today?
In addition to the boring adult life stuff (laundry, cleaning, etc), I did some food prep for the week.
Also, we’re at that time when I need to plant the fall veggies. I don’t have room for everything, so I’m torn between ripping up the underwhelming (get fucked, flea beetles) green beans and using those spots or just having stuff really squished for now with the logic of I’ll be digging up the green beans soon. Or I could dig up some of the sweet potatoes to make space, but we got a lot of rain today and my understanding is you want to dig them up when it’s dry. I dunno, either way there’s gonna be some decisions.
i did baby sitting and didnt die
its worth noting i am the last person to ask for baby sittings
im not good with kids
course thats also why i actually do it if people ask me
if you are down to having to ask me….i take pity upon your plight
shits gotta be plenty fucked before me baby sitting happens
The people who aren’t good with kids and know it are better than the ones who think they’re good with kids but actually aren’t and don’t know it.
lol dunno if thats true….but kids and me have an understanding at least
i let you have fun if you dont tell mum i ordered pizza and let you stay up till nearly midnight playing mario kart coz i swear i just need one more round to beat you on fucking rainbow road
See, that’s pretty much perfect.
i got my ass handed to me btw.. my racing theory and lines were no match for a fucking 9 year old with shell mastery
I feel like a kid would find you to be a good babysitter though, just because your attitude going in is eh, this won’t be good but we can manage for a night.
I got up and made Pad Thai (sauce from a bottle, a cardinal sin I know) using chicken breast bought for this reason and some asian style noodles with a small amount of veg.
I didn’t notice till after when I was cleaning out the bottle for recycling that the expiry date was 3 years ago. Started to feel a little queasy.
I think I’m okay because the sauce was loaded with sugar and salt plus it was vacuum sealed. Will see otherwise.
rule of thumb
if you felt fine before seeing something that makes you think you shouldnt
its in your head
It was in my head… the queasy feeling is gone.
in your head is powerful shit
really its quite impressive how much we can torture ourselves
You’re channeling your boomer parents.
Signed, wow that worchestersauce expired in 2010, sure, still use it…
We saw my sister and her husband and his half sister. We talked about our latest aches and pains because we’re sorry people now. At least my brother in law could tell a fun story about the bad ankle he broke parachuting. Or more accurately, landing after parachuting.
I was never good with kids, but my daughter says I was a top dad. I even have a coffee mug to prove it.
Does it say what this shirt says?
https://store.clickhole.com/products/worlds-only-dad-shirt
And for the latest Fox News report, I’m hearing one now screaming about a block away. It’s like the one at about 32 seconds here: