Hi gang, happy Sunday!
It’s a bit of a rough one as your Bored of Editors was on Zoom call drinking until past 11PM…which is way past my bedtime…
So you may have to forgive me if this DOT is a little short! I hope you all are having a nice and relaxing weekend.
Let me know how you are doing and if you have anything to add drop it below the line.
Roll Tide!
Coronavirus update: Infections rise to more than 1,000 on University of Alabama campus
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/08/29/coronavirus-covid-updates/?hpid=hp_hp-banner-low_coronavirusledeall248pm%3Ahomepage%2Fstory-ans
An Ohio man built a backyard squirrel bar with seven varieties of nuts on tap
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/squirrel-bar-tap-nuts-ohio-woodworking-trnd/index.html
Meanwhile in Canada:
https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/protesters-across-canada-march-to-defund-the-police-1.5084956
In Montreal, protestors tore down a statue of Sir John A. Macdonald at Place du Canada where it was beheaded as it fell to the ground. In the past, the statue has been defaced by protestors demanding that it be removed because of Canada’s first prime minister’s treatment of Indigenous people.
In case you missed it:
Got up this morning, brought in the 9ft step ladder and added the final blind -why are the most difficult/high to reach areas always bloody awkward? This covers up the last window on the main floor and keeps the sun out in the morning.
Only had one minor hiccup when the ladder slipped a bit and I nearly did a tumble down the first flight of stairs (only 4) and better than falling head first down into the basement.
Probably not the smartest thing to do as I was alone. The joys of ignoring ladder safety and living single.
Glad you are still with us Manchu!
I fell off my roof once and my fall was fortunately broken by a bed of bromeliads. Which then had a Bryan-shaped hole for a month or so.
My point, and I do have one, is that I no longer use ladders or climb on my roof or any trees without supervision. Either my wife or daughter has to stand watch. Don’t do that shit alone, Manchu.
It’s a beautiful morning, upper 60’s, sunny. I’m going to take Fanny for a long walk then hit the farmers market.
Well that sounds delightful! Does your farmers market have any specialties? Our cheese guy is amazing.
We’ve got some good locally made goat cheese that I love. Lots of local honey, and Fanny likes the beef bones. I’m looking for watermelons, we’re getting to the end of the season but I’m still not sick of it. Gotta eat my fill while I can. Sometimes I see Steve Zahn at this market. He likes carrots.
Random #funfact!
Celebrities, they’re just like us. They eat food! *gasp*
i have some fancy pants maple syrup…actually from canadia
traded it for a valentino rossi banner from the local racetrack
i still feel a little bit bad about that trade as postage for the syrup was nearly $100….only cost me about 20 to ship the banner
anyhoo..that had nothing to do with farmersmarkets…
I should have looked for maple syrup at the farmers market! Maybe next week.
I’m on the final stage of making hot pepper oil which is to seal the jars. I have no clue what I am doing.
Merry Christmas: I got you botulism!
You can dodge the horrible paralysis and death by freezing the oil. Stick it in snack size ziplocks and then stash those in a freezer bag.
I was up late trying to get a project done b/c I was busy all day with hurricane shit and got up early because I do that and now I’m going to sit here cranky all day.
Preach. I can’t remember the last time I got 8 consecutive hours of sleep. It may not have happened this century.
THERE ARE NO JERSEY TOMATOES!!!
2020 CAN GO FUCK RIGHT OFF
Okay, 2020 has officially broken Yellowbird.
We are all Yellowbird.
Here’s some wholesome family entertainment for your relaxing Sunday:
I wonder what political party he supports?
Well, he’s a “godly” man, with an impressive command of profanity, so … let’s add this up … cognitive dissonance … snappy dresser … inability to comprehend camera phones or social media … no mask … lives in Alaska … gonna flip the coin here and say Republican?
the fucker had the gall to utter the word ignorance…
Fox News Is Right: Any Idiot Can Read Off a Teleprompter | The Daily Show
When Was America Great? – 2016 RNC | The Daily Show
…now I’m not looking to say it never has been…or even that it isn’t still in a sufficient number of ways that there’s plenty of huddled masses yearning to be free who’d consider it an upgrade on their part of the world
…but as a specific question to try & get an answer to from the MAGA’colyte it is shocking that even after all this time I’ve yet to see a single one look like they have an answer that doesn’t pull the rug out from under their own case?
its 9pm and ive just about gotten over my hangover…
(also thats why my risotto draft isnt sitting in my drafts folder yet sorry ellie)
(turns out farscythe is getting old…..man i miss not getting hangovers…)
…I’m in no way advocating this since the collateral damage is not really an improvement in circumstances
…but as it happens one way to avert a hangover at an increasingly advances age (it turns out) is to rarely stay asleep long enough in one go to get dehydrated enough for the bastard to catch up & slam you in the back of the head
…but apples & oranges/swings & roundabouts & all that sort of thing…YMMV but for preference I’d skip both?
Just waxed a spotted lanternfly. I literally feel better.
Side note: the 2 best things about summer here are the jersey sweet corn and jersey tomatoes. They usually last til October, but with the heavy rains, tomatoes are fucked. Might get some at the end of Sept. Truly disappointing.