Super Bowl LVIII Polls

Super Bowl vs. Superb Owl

9/2/24 myopicprophet 19

Welcome to the Super Bowl vs. Superb Owl polls post.

Stay tuned for the Sunday morning Super Bowl poll post, “Which TEAM will win the Super Bowl?”

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19 Comments

  1. What kind of Taylor Swift/Incels poll is that?

    Tay-tay’s already won. The Incels probably rage wank to her every night.

    • This isn’t about Taylor Swift, this is just about ethics in journalism about gaming. Er, I mean journalism about Taylor Swift.

    • For a bunch of guys who cry about not using their dicks in the holes they want, they do jam them into metaphorical light sockets all the time.

  3. …for the record…when I typed this Q3 is an even split but arguably shouldn’t be since my vote split that ticket & I failed to check who either person actually is…& may have been thinking of completely different people

    …I know scientific rigor is a big deal to myo so I figured I ought to fess up?

  4. Look at all those like minds!

    • The only thing we don’t agree on is Romo and Nance or just Romo

    • I’ve probably told this story before but I was harvesting magic mushrooms around sunset at a cow farm with a friend.  The farmer/rancher was known to not like this activity & was supposedly armed.  We were trying to be as stealthy as possible hiding in some trees when I felt like I was being watched and got spooked.  I look up and a white Pueo was right above me just staring at me.  Freaked me out!

  6. …I don’t say it enough…but our man myo does an awful lot to make it look like the lights stay on hereabouts without really having to think about it…on the back of some not-always-cooperative elements…by which I don’t mean me but the various plug-ins & templates & other limiting factors of the site infrastructure…so…I gather doing it this way wouldn’t be in the compatibility window…but there is/was a hypothetical version of this poll (to sort of answer manchu’s question) where you’d log your option(s) from a longer list & get the same proportional comparison of vote share for each…& then at the end get “the answer”…& in that one it would have been a list a bit like this:

    Who Will Win Superbowl LVIII?

    NFL
    NSA
    FBI
    DEA
    ATF
    CIA
    CNN
    SBN
    NBC
    NBA
    NPR
    PBR
    The State of Nevada
    The State of Denial
    The Deep State
    All of the above
    None of the above
    That’s just what they want you to think
    Who cares they all die before the end of the movie anyway

    …& the reveal would have said something like:

    [Inc/][C]orrect: The answer is none of the above.
    Taylor Swift already won the Superbowl.
    Thanks for playing.
    Better luck next time.

  7. i abstained as only q1 actually meant anything to me

    superbowl is not exactly a thing over here..

    • …I’m no artist…but I believe in some schools of iconography it matters if your head appears above or below the equator…so I reckon they might have missed a trick or two

      …the top corners should be the heads of…fauci…&…fani willis…with golden backdrops

      …the bottom corners…so many possibilities…roger stone & elon musk, let’s say…with the flames flickering behind them

      …mind you…to do the bottom line justice you’re gonna need a triptych?

    • The head shots in the corners need to be:

      – Ruth Bader Ginsburg

      – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

      – Elizabeth Warren

      – Bernie Sanders

    • Jeebus should be Arabic (er, Aramaic) not the disappointed white hippie Jeebus.

    • I didn’t see Tucker Carlson in the choices…

      • can we put him on the no travel sanctions list whilst hes there?

        would be pretty funny

        (im aware hes likely already back…but still)

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