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Food You Can Eat: Apple Jalousie Tart

7/9/23 Elliecoo 6

Martha Stewart managed to make a simple apple-filled puff pastry sheet dessert into something complex and time-consuming. Should you wish to follow her recipe, go here. I made the apple

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Food You Can Eat: The OG Pie to Celebrate Pi Day

14/3/23 MatthewCrawley 10

Happy Pi/Pie Day to all.

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Food You Can Eat: Claire Saffitz’s Braised and Brûléed Apples with Ice Cream

23/2/23 MatthewCrawley 7

The next time you’re housebound because of Arctic air (thanks, Canada) or snow, if you have some apples hanging around you might be able to pass the time by making these.

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Food You Can Eat: Ina Garten’s Cape Cod Chopped Salad

28/9/22 MatthewCrawley 9

To my mind the Barefoot Contessa is more like the Well-Shod Goddess.

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Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: Lucille Ball’s Apple John

27/3/22 MatthewCrawley 10

Lucy’s legacy lives on/In of all things her Apple John.

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Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: Joan Crawford’s Pork Chops with Red Onions and Apple Rings

6/2/22 MatthewCrawley 6

Lucille LeSueur’s home cookin’. Nothing I like better.

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Food You Can Eat: Dan Rowan’s Baked Apples Cointreau and Julia Child’s Baked Apricots (Fantaisie Bourbonnaise)

14/12/21 MatthewCrawley 8

I certainly have baked a lot of fruit in my time, looking back on it. The Baked Apples: Over the weekend I got a call from Forager-in-Chief. He was in

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Food You Can Eat: Roasted Chicken/Apple Sausage with Apples and Sweet Potatoes

30/9/21 MatthewCrawley 7

One day last Fall Forager-in-Chief came home with a pound of chicken/apple sausages. “I thought we could have these, for something different…” As if in a really cheesy soap opera

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  • …pull the other one [DOT 5/3/26]
  • Deadsplinter Up! All Night: Making a Break for It
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  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": The carpet in the room with the corner dresser looks VERY close to what was in my bedroom when I…
  • SplinterRIP: ...feels like he has something extra, though...& after @perdido filled in the blank I think I get it now...he's...a walking…
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  • brightersideoflife: See this is where you missed out by not going to some college in the South. By the time you…
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": Disappointingly, he's not even related to Bruce Wayne!
  • brightersideoflife: I remember studying history at various points and being like why are these fucking kings so stupid? Example being basically…
  • bryanlsplinter: Hillbilly shit. I know it well.
  • M. Perdido: I'd thought that the whole "Markwayne" thing was just a clerical error because whoever filled out the birth certificate sheet…
  • ManchuCandidate: I was told I'm an old because I don't have a login name without a number.
  • SplinterRIP: ...hmm...well...it's not just me...presumably...with some concerns this morning https://bsky.app/profile/emptywheel.bsky.social/post/3mgf3kfi56k24 ...but...it's...probably fine...I'm sure it's fine...otherwise WaPo would have mentioned it...right?
  • bryanlsplinter: Noem news is good news Meg wins the Internet today. Everybody else go home.
  • SplinterRIP: ...on the one hand the oracle thing seems like another string to the dual purpose bow of funding the people…
  • SplinterRIP: ...at some point between watching a guy on youtube cheerfully run through how the super-discounted wifi extender he ordered for…
  • ManchuCandidate: Especially since the Murrican Taxpayer (you guys) have been footing his kinks.
  • brightersideoflife: What is Corey Lewandowski going to do now? Meet up with Kristy Noem in the back of their beat up…
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  • HammerZeitgeist: I'm only 15min in and I can see myself getting addicted to Pokopia
  • SplinterRIP: ...talk about a blast from the past ...ned's atomic dustbin "there's a name I haven't heard in a while..." ...uhh...extra…
  • SplinterRIP: ...turns out there is/was a 1 season effort from the CW last year called good cop/bad cop ...sister who stayed…
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  • Loveshaq: Packing & planning for our Vancouver trip tomorrow. I appreciate that my wife got the hotel & signed us up…
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  • bryanlsplinter: Yes, I'm suffering from a failure of imagination. I can grasp black holes and dark matter, but dumber than Tuberville?…
  • SplinterRIP: ...I mean...that actually sounds like a plan, almost...when you put it like that ...be nice to see you under less…
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  • SplinterRIP: ...there is no lower limit...there's gonna be a run on popcorn futures...they lined up lutnick for an epstein-adjacent close up…
  • Loveshaq: They say he is even dumber than Tuberville!
  • Loveshaq: I don't know, this might make for some more fun hearings than Noem... https://www.mediaite.com/politics/markwayne-mullin-reportedly-fingered-nostrils-of-colleagues-and-their-spouses-during-visit-to-israel/
  • SplinterRIP: ...was gonna say...it'll be on that channel if you look I expect...from the horse's ass's mouth in all its sour…
  • SplinterRIP: ...ms now being msnbc & this being AP maybe never meant those would be two sources you could cross corroborate…
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